What's your most irrational fear?

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cory wrote:
    To be clear, I wake up as a 33 year old man and my dick is the size of an 8 month old baby's.

    I am not waking up next to a nude 8 month old baby.

    Thanks for pointing that out, Ms. Sickness;)

    Just making sure! :p
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Jeanie wrote:
    Wheelchairs, small confined spaces, spiders and asylums.

    Yeah, that'll do for now. :D


    wheelchairs? really, wheelchairs? :p:D
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    DOSW wrote:
    House centipedes.

    *shivers*

    what are these? i think we've had them in our apartment lately. they are pretty creepy.

    my only real fear is alzheimer's. jesus that disease scares me.
  • vital5
    vital5 Posts: 5,486
    I fear that people might think i'm not really a sex god! :eek:
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    cutback wrote:
    wheelchairs? really, wheelchairs? :p:D

    Yup!!! I hate them suckers! Can't stand looking at em, can't stand to see people trapped in em! :o
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  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    vital5 wrote:
    I fear that people might think i'm not really a sex god! :eek:


    irrational? you sure that's not a well founded fear? ;):p:D
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  • Yellow Bedwetter
    Yellow Bedwetter NYC Posts: 2,832
    the dark
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    I am terrified that I am constantly letting everyone down. Irrational, yes.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    cutback wrote:
    wheelchairs? really, wheelchairs? :p:D

    Hmmm...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    Wheelchairs

    One day Jeanie, I'm going to buy you a drink. Mark my words. :D I'm going to deliver it to you in person, with a smile, and you're going to have to fucking deal with it. :D

    Or should I bring my crutches that day? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    One day Jeanie, I'm going to buy you a drink. Mark my words. :D I'm going to deliver it to you in person, with a smile, and you're going to have to fucking deal with it. :D

    Or should I bring my crutches that day? :D

    Honey. :) It's not the people in the wheelchairs, it's the wheelchairs. I would most definitely love to have a drink with you, AND I'd even be brave and cope with the wheelchair. I'd probably be distracted from my irrational fear on account you were in it! :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    Honey. Read what I said. :) It's not the people in the wheelchairs, it's the wheelchairs. I would most definitely love to have a drink with you, AND I'd even be brave and cope with the wheelchair. I'd probably be distracted from my irrational fear on account you were in it! :D

    Distracted? You're not wrong darlin'. ;)

    Didn't mean to be reactionary; it's all the disabled propaganda brainwashing classes wot did it: "BE the chair! BE the chair! BE the chair!"
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Distracted? You're not wrong darlin'. ;)

    Didn't mean to be reactionary; it's all the disabled propaganda brainwashing classes wot did it: "BE the chair! BE the chair! BE the chair!"

    no problem. :) I was worried when I posted that I might have put it the wrong way.
    I have one, occassionally I have to use it, possibly I'll have to use it more in the future. I hate it because of what it represents.
    And I kinda got a taste for how people treat you differently when you're in one and I REALLY don't like it AT ALL!

    Anyway if it turns out I gotta use it more, I know where I can come for wheelie lessons right? ;)

    Seriously I doubt VERY MUCH I'd even see the chair if you were in it! :D
    Especially if you had a drink in your hand! ;)
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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeanie wrote:
    no problem. :) I was worried when I posted that I might have put it the wrong way.
    I have one, occassionally I have to use it, possibly I'll have to use it more in the future. I hate it because of what it represents.
    And I kinda got a taste for how people treat you differently when you're in one and I REALLY don't like it AT ALL!

    Anyway if it turns out I gotta use it more, I know where I can come for wheelie lessons right? ;)

    Seriously I doubt VERY MUCH I'd even see the chair if you were in it! :D
    Especially if you had a drink in your hand! ;)

    No, if we were drinking you could also see my.... :eek:

    Seriously though, I was only half-joking about the disabled propaganda stuff. I've got some books on disabled philosophy and politics. Looking into the way people have thought about disability really makes you start to think differently about things; you can turn the negative associations into positive ones. It's society which tells us what to think about what is 'wrong' with us (it's medicalisation and the care establishment which decides there is even anything 'wrong' with us). Disabled people didn't invent that category and people needn't see it that way. Yeah, crap gets me down but most of the time I wear it as a badge of pride.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No, if we were drinking you could also see my.... : eek:

    If we were drinking I could also see...........your mouth open???? ;)
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Seriously though, I was only half-joking about the disabled propaganda stuff. I've got some books on disabled philosophy and politics. Looking into the way people have thought about disability really makes you start to think differently about things; you can turn the negative associations into positive ones. It's society which tells us what to think about what is 'wrong' with us (it's medicalisation and the care establishment which decides there is even anything 'wrong' with us). Disabled people didn't invent that category and people needn't see it that way. Yeah, crap gets me down but most of the time I wear it as a badge of pride.

    As you should. :) And it's great that you're well read and involved in the politics and philosophy of disability. Expanding ones perspective is a good thing. :)

    I did mention that this wheelchair business is an "irrational fear" of mine?
    Bit like my fear of spiders or asylums or small confined spaces. Nothing wrong with any of those things, I just have a problem with them and I know it's irrational. :)

    Now you gonna teach me how to do wheelies or not? :p
    NOPE!!!

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  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    flying monkeys


    damn the Wizard of Oz. even when I'd watch it with my kids when they were growing up i'd hide my eyes and ask them to tell when the flying monkeys part was over so that i could open them again.

    ever since I can remember those flying monkey bastards would sometimes appear in my nightmares too
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  • smg9779
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    Centipedes and Millipedes. They make me scream like a little girl.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Nothing really.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Spunkie
    Spunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 7,095
    One irrational fear that I have is that surfing will cost money for the ocean wave energy.
    I was swimming in the Great Barrier Reef 
    Animals were hiding behind the Coral 
    Except for little Turtle
    I could swear he's trying to talk to me 
    Gurgle Gurgle
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I'm scared of people who have no fear, because to have no fear is irrational. Except, that might be a perfectly rational fear in itself. Now I'm worried about that, so, I guess my irrational fear is, I'm scared of the fact I'm scared of people who have no fear because to have no fear is irrational (which might be a perfectly rational fear in itself). And a negative and a negative make a positive. So what's there to be worried about?

    :D

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