I'm going to kill the Ice Cream Man

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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    We have 3 that come through my neighborhood and every time in my head, if not out loud, I yell, "ICE CREAM!!!"

    Sorry he woke up your kid again. :(
  • Vedderlution_Baby
    Vedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    This is the best title to any thread I have ever seen.
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    The evil bastard strikes again.
  • nick1977
    nick1977 Posts: 327
    I feel your pain....last night around 8:45, after we put our daughter down to bed, this jackass rings our doorbell asking us if he can mow our lawn.
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    I hope you did your best Ted Baxter/caddyshack voice. and then shooed him away, using the Ted Baxter voice
  • Fighting Hellfish
    Fighting Hellfish Posts: 3,175
    Ok, dickhead---it's almost November. Noone wants your shitty fucking ice cream. Stop waking up my god damn kid
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dude - 4 hours of fighting a nap? good lord man!
    I love to turn you on
  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    There are towns that actually ban the music from being played

    True Story
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    no one call kill the ice cream man... he's like Highlander but much colder... and whippier.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • raystrey
    raystrey Posts: 171
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My Ice Cream man used to sell weed from his truck


    waz up BIG PERM ........I mean big worm......
  • 12345AGNST1
    12345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I have a friend who convinced all 4 of his kids that the Ice Cream Man plays music only when he is out of ice cream

    :D LMAO. That honestly gave me a laugh. It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer invents a fire alarm that sounds on when there ISNT a fire, and turns off when there is.
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