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I'm going to kill the Ice Cream Man

Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
My 2 year old fought his nap from 11:00 to 3:30. I finally get him down, and along comes Mr. Softee, to wake him up. Not cool. Very frustrating.
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  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    oh boy....that does suck.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    got him back down, so my rage has subsided. Mr. Softee lives to annoy parents for yet another day
  • HOOKERHOOKER Posts: 1,443
    Dont Kill Him.
    Nice to know you.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    can you get me a drumstick? thanks! ;):D
  • pjtaperpjtaper Posts: 3,020
    I got screamed at by the ice cream man yesterday... yeah, I was driving in a lane that had parking meters, but it wasn't clearly marked...
    after he stopped yelling, I asked for a popsicle, he did NOT sell me one.
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=u6jAqkw05co&feature=related

    NSFW. eddie murphy's 'delirious' ice cream man bit.
  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,428
    Reminds me of my childhood... I would always go nuts when I heard Mr. Softee. Then my mom convinced me he was a "bad man" and that I didn't want to buy ice cream from him hahaha.

    Shes a genius.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    My Ice Cream man used to sell weed from his truck
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My Ice Cream man used to sell weed from his truck

    now right there is a genius.....weed and munchie satisfaction in one stop! :D
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Don't you love that?? We have a sign over the doorbell that says, "Please knock, baby sleeping". I can't even tell you how many people ring the freaking doorbell anyways!!!!!!
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    My 2 year old fought his nap from 11:00 to 3:30. I finally get him down, and along comes Mr. Softee, to wake him up. Not cool. Very frustrating.
    Don't kill Mr Softee.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    I have a friend who convinced all 4 of his kids that the Ice Cream Man plays music only when he is out of ice cream
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    I have a friend who convinced all 4 of his kids that the Ice Cream Man plays music only when he is out of ice cream
    That is funny!

    Don't kill mr softee.
    He loves you.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    Wasn't there an Mr. Softee who was a mafia assassin?
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Fighting Hellfish wrote:
    My 2 year old fought his nap from 11:00 to 3:30. I finally get him down, and along comes Mr. Softee, to wake him up. Not cool. Very frustrating.
    LMAO! I can totally relate brotha. Fucking Mr. Softee. Get a real job jackass.
    Nobody wants your goddam ice cream! :D:D
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  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    acoustic guy wrote:
    LMAO! I can totally relate brotha. Fucking Mr. Softee. Get a real job jackass.
    Nobody wants your goddam ice cream! :D:D

    oh.......I do!!!
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Tommy: "I coulda been somebody, instead of just an ice cream truck driver, which is what I am, let's face it"
  • bingerbinger Posts: 179
    I heard one the other day around 8-9 o'clock! Is that legal? I think I'd kill myself if I had to listen to that music all day.
    I want to point out that people who seem to have no power, whether working people, people of color, or women -- once they organize and protest and create movements -- have a voice no government can suppress. Howard Zinn
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    Damn it, he did it again. I'm gonna have o start going around the house at 4;00 closing all the fucking windows
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    binger wrote:
    I heard one the other day around 8-9 o'clock! Is that legal? I think I'd kill myself if I had to listen to that music all day.

    No shit. To top it off, the ice cream man in my neighborhood goes by Scary Larry which is painted in big letters on his truck. Now, I don't like children so I encourage them to get their ice cream from this guy...
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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    We have 3 that come through my neighborhood and every time in my head, if not out loud, I yell, "ICE CREAM!!!"

    Sorry he woke up your kid again. :(
  • Vedderlution_BabyVedderlution_Baby Posts: 2,535
    This is the best title to any thread I have ever seen.
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    The evil bastard strikes again.
  • nick1977nick1977 Posts: 327
    I feel your pain....last night around 8:45, after we put our daughter down to bed, this jackass rings our doorbell asking us if he can mow our lawn.
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    I hope you did your best Ted Baxter/caddyshack voice. and then shooed him away, using the Ted Baxter voice
  • Fighting HellfishFighting Hellfish Posts: 3,170
    Ok, dickhead---it's almost November. Noone wants your shitty fucking ice cream. Stop waking up my god damn kid
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dude - 4 hours of fighting a nap? good lord man!
    I love to turn you on
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    There are towns that actually ban the music from being played

    True Story
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    no one call kill the ice cream man... he's like Highlander but much colder... and whippier.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • raystreyraystrey Posts: 171
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    My Ice Cream man used to sell weed from his truck


    waz up BIG PERM ........I mean big worm......
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