A so called "massive pearl jam fan"

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  • callen
    callen Posts: 6,388
    pjfan31 wrote:
    I was out on xmas eve at a pub (getting very drunk) and i got introduced to this "massive pearl jam fan." I started talking to her thinkling finally i have met a girl who likes pearl Jam as much as me. So i started talking to her and asked what concerts she had been to and she said "I went to one last year" I said "oh really i went to 2(both in sydeny), if you dont remember what concert it was, do you remember what song they opened with?" "No" she said "Well they played 3 concerts 1st one they opened with release 2nd evolution and 3rd Betterman" "I don't know" she said

    I then said "what albums do u have?" she said 'Ten' I said "is that all? arent u supposed to be a big fan?" She said very sarcastically "I'm a big fan, your an obbsessed fan"

    I wouldnt call myself obbsessed, im a massive fan, but i wouldn't classify her as a big fan. She also said "that dude has a cool voice" After that i said I'm going to the bar and did not return.

    I'm assuming your a guy....seems like she was simply trying to impress you..she liked you..and thus said she liked PJ. You should have taken it as a compliment..then...nicely introduced her to the greatest band ever...
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  • Lostdogsinthegarden
    Lostdogsinthegarden Posts: 844
    I imagine that there were other qualities about the girl that made you want to ditch her?
  • fanch75
    fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    Her azz wuddn't big enuff.
    Do you remember Rock & Roll Radio?
  • Drakiss
    Drakiss Posts: 3
    i've encountered that so many times it is literally unreal. Once in university I encountered a girl wearing a pearl jam shirt in one of my classes. I asked her what her favorite song by the band was she replied with "welcome to the Jungle"(actually a Guns n Roses song LOL) i then called her on it and turned away. Nothing worse then a person claiming they are a fan of a band when they clearly are not.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    him...."can i buy you a drink???"

    her...."get the fuck away from me you fucking geek....go home and listen to one of your 576 bootlegs...i hear there is a new poster going up for sale this week ...shouldnt you be at home glued to your fucking computer???......has anybody told you that riot act sucks monkey balls???? do you realize pearl jam hasnt put out anything decent in 10 years???? shouldnt you be at home trying to figure out a way to stop global warming??? can you buy me a drink?????? i dont accept drinks from weirdos..."

    hehehehehehehehe.....................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    Her: What's your sign?

    Him: Yield.

    Her: Loser.
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,651
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    him...."can i buy you a drink???"

    her...."get the fuck away from me you fucking geek....go home and listen to one of your 576 bootlegs...i hear there is a new poster going up for sale this week ...shouldnt you be at home glued to your fucking computer???......has anybody told you that riot act sucks monkey balls???? do you realize pearl jam hasnt put out anything decent in 10 years???? shouldnt you be at home trying to figure out a way to stop global warming??? can you buy me a drink?????? i dont accept drinks from weirdos..."

    hehehehehehehehe.....................

    him: yeah but have you heard the subtle nuances at the 2:13 mark in Porch from Atlanta 94? stone is on fire.
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    Danimal wrote:
    Her: What's your sign?

    Him: Yield.

    Her: Loser.
    hehehehehehehe..............

    him....if i buy you a drink will you play with my merkinball?????
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    I'm not a big fan of the whole, 'Who's a fan or not'... or who's a bigger fan.
    The way I see it... who cares? Some kid likes 'Ten'... well, good for them.
    And I don't know what songs they played at what shows... all I care about is, 'Did I have a good time while I was there?'
    I love the music and the whole Pearl Jam thing... I think that's about all that really matters.
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • SBC03
    SBC03 Posts: 502
    i went out with a girl who had a Last Kiss cd in her car
    See this needle...a see my hand...
    Drop drop dropping it down...oh so gently...
    Well here it comes...I touch the plane...
    Turn me up...won't turn you away...
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    i dated a girl who loved Yellow Ledbetter, Black, and Betterman, and thats it. that was more than ok with me.

    Consider yourself lucky if you find someone that could name more than one PJ song.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    him...."can i buy you a drink???"

    her...."get the fuck away from me you fucking geek....go home and listen to one of your 576 bootlegs...i hear there is a new poster going up for sale this week ...shouldnt you be at home glued to your fucking computer???......has anybody told you that riot act sucks monkey balls???? do you realize pearl jam hasnt put out anything decent in 10 years???? shouldnt you be at home trying to figure out a way to stop global warming??? can you buy me a drink?????? i dont accept drinks from weirdos..."

    hehehehehehehehe.....................

    nicely done SPEEDY!!!! :D
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  • xkevvx
    xkevvx Posts: 348
    SBC03 wrote:
    i went out with a girl who had a Last Kiss cd in her car

    And you jumped out of the car as soon as you saw it?

    Or are you not gay?

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