So I met this girl at the bar this weekend...

EvilMerlin
EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
edited May 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)
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  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

    I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

    So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)


    I dont meet people :(
    Nice to know you.
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    that is a crazy story! you failed to mention that the other day! hahahaha
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  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    "classy"
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

    I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

    So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)
    Holy Christ, dude. She's either the coolest broad on the planet or her ass and vageen have been in worse places
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    HOOKER wrote:
    I dont meet people :(
    yeah cuz you're always busy with family and never want to go out with anyone
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    nothingman44 wrote:
    "classy"

    +1
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    that is a crazy story! you failed to mention that the other day! hahahaha

    It's too long to fit into a text! :p And then a little while after that I was way too drunk to text. I couldn't even get names right. You saw that.
    HOOKER wrote:
    I dont meet people :(

    Why not? I never did that much, but recently I've been on a roll.
  • share
    share Posts: 551
    She wasn't wearing yellow panties by chance was she?
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  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    She's a keeper! :D

    I get the easy going chick thing, but this actually sounds kinda gross.
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Holy Christ, dude. She's either the coolest broad on the planet or her ass and vageen have been in worse places

    That's what I was thinking. I couldn't figure it out, so I just decided she was the coolest and left it at that. :p
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    damn..was she drunk? But yeah I'm tempted to go into the men's room sometimes.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • AllNiteThing
    AllNiteThing Posts: 1,115
    share wrote:
    She wasn't wearing yellow panties by chance was she?


    Nice! :cool:
    24 years old, mid-life crisis
    nowadays hits you when you're young
  • HOOKER
    HOOKER Posts: 1,443
    SENROCK! wrote:
    yeah cuz you're always busy with family and never want to go out with anyone

    Haha. True. I just go to those DF shows... PLUS now I'm a busy girl ;) I gotta take care of the dude ya know.i'll make time for my peeps no worries!
    Nice to know you.
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    share wrote:
    She wasn't wearing yellow panties by chance was she?

    lol :)
  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    And I was sitting at the table with her, and her friends when I excused myself to go to the restroom. Well this girl stands up as well and says, "me too! I gotta pee really bad. Lets go!"

    Well, I walk into the men's room, and she walks into the men's room as well. I looked at her and she says "ehh don't worry, nobody cares, there was a long line in the women's room."

    So I pull up to the urinal...she looked in the stall, said it was gross, and backed right into the urinal next to me. Pulled up her skirt, and let it go. I was amazed. She was just so cool with it. I finished and she simply goes, "Could you get me some TP please?" I did, handed it to her, and she was done. No embarassment at all. Washed our hands and took off.

    I didn't know whether to be amazed, or what. But dude, she was cool about it. Walked right back out, sat down at the table and carried on with our night. Now that's an easy to get along with kinda girl. I like it when things aren't so uptight...including here.

    So maybe this will lighten the mood. Seems like a few people are having a rough day. Post any stories you have of meeting someone. :)

    Wow. I wouldn't do that with my husband, and I've known him for over 5 years!

    Let me ask, did/do you see this girl as a buddy, or as a potential romantic interest?
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    share wrote:
    She wasn't wearing yellow panties by chance was she?

    LOL
    libragirl wrote:
    damn..was she drunk? But yeah I'm tempted to go into the men's room sometimes.

    She was, but she wasn't hammered or anything yet. She was still aware of everything.
  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    Did you get any residual stream spray on your shoes? I'm sort of an ignoramus on this subject but it's never seemed like the most controlled stream of liquid. More like a sputtering water pump
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Brain of J.Lo wrote:
    Wow. I wouldn't do that with my husband, and I've known him for over 5 years!

    Let me ask, did/do you see this girl as a buddy, or as a potential romantic interest?

    I'm not sure it's either. We talked for a couple hours, so I know she was able to keep my interest and I kept hers. But I wasn't really interested in anything that night, I was just out having fun. Maybe just a drinking buddy if I run into her again?
  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    love chicks like that!
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    It's too long to fit into a text! :p And then a little while after that I was way too drunk to text. I couldn't even get names right. You saw that.


    yeah that was awesome! :D

    and on topic, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Especially when it comes to outdoor shows or camping or CROWDED GIRLS BATHROOMS!!! Its not easy to wiz in some places but it can be done! Take the side of the road for exxxample.......
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!

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