The Official ARE THE COWBOYS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS Thread?

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,599
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Well since the implosion has started a lot earlier than predicted, the question shifts from "will the Cowboys win their first playoff game since 1996" to if they will even qualify for the playoffs to get a chance to do so this year.

They are currently losing by 24 to the Rams, a team the Eagles and Giants both beat by 3 touchdowns earlier this year. The qb has a broken pinkie. The big off season acquisition, Pacman Jones, has been suspended indefinitely,as predicted by everone. The other starting corner is injured and their backups are not good. Instead of trying to find help for the battered secondary, Jerry Jones adds another big name/contract to the offense in Roy Williams--in the process, he gives him 7 million more in guaranteed money than TO, who will surely bring this up during the implosion because he thinks, and rightfully so, that he is still the better receiver. Felix jones, the all world rookie running back, might miss a month. Did I miss anything? Oh yes, the punter, the pro bowl punter, is out for the year as well.

So, what do you think? Will the Cowboys qualify for the playoffs this year and have a chance to win their first playoff game since the mid nineties? You make the call!
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    update. the st louis rams now lead the cowboys by 27 points.
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    The Jeagler wrote:
    update. the st louis rams now lead the cowboys by 27 points.

    Yeah, I love it!! :D
    F the Cowboys!
  • Drop The Leash 10
    Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    the nfc is gonna lose to the afc in the end so who cares
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  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    does it really matter if the Cowgirls make the playoff? they'll lose in the first round regardless.

    Eagles.
  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    mca47 wrote:
    Yeah, I love it!! :D
    F the Cowboys!
    THAT was awesome!

    hey at least Deware got 3 sacks right?

    and they STILL lost! lol! :D
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
    Like I could even change the world, yeah right...
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  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    yes ....and they will finally win a playoff game just to shut you fuckers up.

    Stunned by todays game? ....Nope. Almost expected it. Half the fucking team is injured or suspended;) and today answered the question whether or not Romo should play next week.

    plenty more games to be played

    PS Dammit Philips throw the fucking red flag with some balls....
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I'm really starting to DOUBT it!! :o
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  • stickboy
    stickboy Posts: 2,981
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    I'm really starting to DOUBT it!! :o
    I'm sorry...theres always next yr ;)
    Aah, fuck it, I’m just gonna go home, turn on the fuckin’ TV...
    Watch the nightly news and drink a beer...
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  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Right now? No.

    And whoever said "Eagles", relax. You aren't making it either.
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  • pjoasisrule
    pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    They are done........their defense is horrendous
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  • stylo17
    stylo17 Posts: 1,001
    The Jeagler wrote:
    So, what do you think? Will the Cowboys qualify for the playoffs this year and have a chance to win their first playoff game since the mid nineties? You make the call!

    it must really kill you that this team you're joking about put up 41 against your team. I would respect you if you gave respect, but you are truly pathetic. classless just like every other eagles fan.
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    PatrickBateman wrote:
    PS Dammit Philips throw the fucking red flag with some balls....

    oh THANK YOU! i knew i forgot something....the cowboys coach has NEVER won a playoff game in his CAREER!

    thank you patrick!

    GO BIRDS!!
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    stylo17 wrote:
    it must really kill you that this team you're joking about put up 41 against your team. I would respect you if you gave respect, but you are truly pathetic. classless just like every other eagles fan.


    awwwwww....you sound upset stylo. i feel for you. if my team hadn't won a playoff game in 12 years, then looked--on paper -- as if it would go undefeated, then proceeded to shit to bet in october, i'd feel the same way.

    go get some rest, nancy.
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  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    I hear Ryan Leaf may be available!
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  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Or Chris Simms? He would be better than that fossil we have for a backup now.
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    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
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  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    say it along with me now

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  • The Juggler
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    this is great....ZING! ZING!


    Joe Banner took a few shots at the already reeling Dallas Cowboys today when he told the Eagles' web site he would would not have traded three draft picks in 2009, including a first- and third-rounder, to the Detroit Lions for wide receiver Roy Williams. "I mean, they paid a lot,'' said Banner, who confirmed the Eagles (3-3) did attempt to trade for Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez prior to the Oct. 14 deadline. "Time will tell. I wouldn't pay that much for a player like that.'' The injury-ravaged Cowboys (4-3) also sent a sixth-round selection and picked up Detroit's seventh rounder next April for Williams, a 2006 Pro Bowler who was thrown to only twice in Sunday's 34-14 loss to the St. Louis Rams and did not register a catch. While addressing the team's approach to improving the roster, the Birds' president took yet another swipe at the Cowboys. "Our goal is to win a Super Bowl, forget win a playoff game, which is something they are still working on,'' Banner said. Dallas, which defeated the Eagles 41-37 Sept. 15, have not won a playoff game since 1996.
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  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    whatever makes you feel better about yourselves and yes...time will tell on the trade
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The Jeagler wrote:
    this is great....ZING! ZING!


    Joe Banner took a few shots at the already reeling Dallas Cowboys today when he told the Eagles' web site he would would not have traded three draft picks in 2009, including a first- and third-rounder, to the Detroit Lions for wide receiver Roy Williams. "I mean, they paid a lot,'' said Banner, who confirmed the Eagles (3-3) did attempt to trade for Kansas City Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez prior to the Oct. 14 deadline. "Time will tell. I wouldn't pay that much for a player like that.'' The injury-ravaged Cowboys (4-3) also sent a sixth-round selection and picked up Detroit's seventh rounder next April for Williams, a 2006 Pro Bowler who was thrown to only twice in Sunday's 34-14 loss to the St. Louis Rams and did not register a catch. While addressing the team's approach to improving the roster, the Birds' president took yet another swipe at the Cowboys. "Our goal is to win a Super Bowl, forget win a playoff game, which is something they are still working on,'' Banner said. Dallas, which defeated the Eagles 41-37 Sept. 15, have not won a playoff game since 1996.

    I'm a huge Iggles fan and Dallas hater but....we haven't won a single Super Bowl

    I'm getting a little tired of making the playoffs and not winning the Championship...this Organ-I-zation has to change its philosphy and start bringing in some more weapons and not having $20mil under the cap !
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I'm getting a little tired of making the playoffs and not winning the Championship...this Organ-I-zation has to change its philosphy and start bringing in some more weapons and not having $20mil under the cap !



    agreed. its just hillarious to me when i think of all the popularity the cowboys have, and all the big contracts, and all of that endless hype....yet not a single playoff win to show for themselves since i was in fucking high school....and i just turned 30! lol
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