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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    "... oh how dare you raise your hindquarters you dog of dogma and cast the scent of your existence on the lamp-post of Destiny you HOLE IN THE ZERO of NOTHING!" - Wole Soyinka, Madmen and Specialists, 1970
  • Hitch-Hiker
    Hitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    The only thing worse than being talked about, is not being talked about - Wilde
    I'll Ride The Wave Where It Takes Me
  • swede
    swede Posts: 558
    "im gonna put on my blue and yellow cape and fly on over"

    - supersexy swede ;) haha
  • (UK)_foxymop
    (UK)_foxymop Posts: 234
    SoLATisA wrote:
    "if you wanna leave i can help you out with that" - scott lucas

    Ha Ha .. there's a guy at our local pool hall who's always saying that, or something like it - he's so shit for brains :D

    I like my sig ... pao_d quoted it to me ages ago and I pinched it (I'm an astronomy geek in my spare time) can't remember who he said wrote it though
    ♥ ♪ ♪
  • Glaswegian
    Glaswegian Posts: 62
    "Life has become more joyous!" Josef Staling in about '34 or '35.
    Teehee :) What a comedian that man was.
    scottish by birth, british by law and 'weegie by the grace of god...!!!!! FUCK THE QUEEN!!!
  • Obi Once
    Obi Once Posts: 918
    I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
    - Thomas Jefferson

    My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
    - Ashleigh Brilliant

    Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five.
    - Benjamin Franklin

    The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

    I can't whistle if I eat too many crackers.
    - Leopold "Butters" Stotch

    Arthur discovering a way of coping with life on Prehistoric Earth:
    "... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
    Arthur cleared his throat, and then did it again.
    - Arthur Dent / Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy


    You've got to hold the football like you would hold your lover. Gently, yet firmly. You wanna be both nurturing and clinging at the same time. Oh, yes. Just like making sweet love to the football. Be naughty with the football. Mmmm, spank it. Ever so gently. Spank it. Oh, uh, sorry, children.
    - Chef
    your light's reflected now
  • AsPrivilegedAsAWhore
    AsPrivilegedAsAWhore Posts: 109
    "Mean and vicious... her microphone always smelled suspicious." ~ Nick Cave

    A lyric... but still awfully quotable. Go Cave Man.
    They filled me full of drink
    And led me round the rooms
    Naked and cold and grinning
    Until everything went black
    And I came down spinning
    I awoke so drunk and full of rage
    That I could hardly speak
    A fag in a whale bone corset
    Draping his dick across my cheek
    And its into the shame
  • psycosmic
    psycosmic Posts: 504
    "Those of you who think you know everything
    are annoying to those of us who do" - David Brent (Ricky Gervais)
    ~~~
    Some days you wake up and sit on a park bench next to an eighty year old Russian architect, and some days you don't. I think this is my new life philosophy.

    http://epplehausradio.blogspot.com/

    pearl jam @ the astoria, london, 20/04/06
  • dreamncolor
    dreamncolor Posts: 380
    it makes me so happy to read so many quotes!!! :D:D:D keep em coming jammers........



    There are enough tragedies in life; we have to have some laughs.
    ~ Steve Allen


    Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
    ~ Erma Phillips


    Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
    ~ Elbert Hubbard
    i'll ride the wave where it takes me
  • Obi Once
    Obi Once Posts: 918
    Dance like nobody's watching;
    Love like you've never been hurt.
    Sing like nobody's listening
    Live like it's heaven on earth.
    ~Mark Twain

    Additions:
    Work like you don’t need the money.
    your light's reflected now
  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    dreamncolor wrote:
    it makes me so happy to read so many quotes!!! :D:D:D keep em coming jammers........


    Did you ever see Eternal Sunshine? You're like Kirsten Dunst in that movie, she loves quotes. Which is cool, but I just saw the movie. Rather than waste everyones time on just that....

    Because nothing sucks worse than feeling alone, no matter how many people are around~ JD "scrubs"
    Go Get 'Em Tigers!
  • Hot Rodder
    Hot Rodder Posts: 4
    A man who does not lose his reason over certain things has none to lose.
    -Gotthold Ephriam Lessing

    Who grows up on a habit will die with it.
    -Arab Proverb

    A great rock is not disturbed by the wind; the mind of a wise man is not disturbed by either honor or abuse.
    -Buddha

    Not for ever can one enjoy stillness and peace. But misfortune and obstruction are not final. When the grass has been burnt by the fire of the steepe, it will grow anew in summer.
    -Mongolian proverb

    Do not follow what you do not know.
    -The Koran
    And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles, Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one...
    If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.
  • johnnyd900
    johnnyd900 Posts: 23
    fuck bee's-Dane Cook
    Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. -Ernest Benn
  • Cree Nations
    Cree Nations Posts: 2,247
    Oh the pit, I have missed you so, more than the use of my middle right toe. For I broke it weeks ago,
    but my heart has been brokent since the day you went
    down
    always,
    Cree
    ps. I missed you guys
    >>>>
    >
    ...a lover and a fighter.
    "I'm at least half a bum" Rocky Balboa

    http://www.videosift.com/video/Obamas-Message-To-American-Indians

    Edmonton, AB. September 5th, 2005
    Vancouver, BC. April 3rd, 2008
    Calgary,AB. August 8th, 2009
  • Obi Once
    Obi Once Posts: 918
    Do or do not. There is no try
    -Yoda
    your light's reflected now
  • parchy
    parchy Posts: 205
    "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."



    -Peter Griffin
    Make Movies. Don't make Videos. Videos are evil.
  • LukinAnimal
    LukinAnimal Posts: 10
    "Caution, Wet floor"
    -the robotic voice that came from those cones that say caution wet floor
    heard it at the fleetcenter at boston1 in sept. thankfully one of my fellow jammers moved it from the area......anyone else remember it???
    Tower Record Wristband holder #196
    19 hours 51min 2 sec = all worth it for a Irving ticket
  • moeaholic
    moeaholic Posts: 535
    "I used to masturbate....c-c-c-constantly!"
    ~Stuttering John
    "PC Load Letter?! What the fuck does that mean?"
    ~Michael Bolton
  • Abookamongstthemany
    Abookamongstthemany Posts: 8,209
    "When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have always been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it-always."
    --Mahatma Gandhi
    If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
    -Oscar Wilde
  • dropmyleash
    dropmyleash Posts: 91
    scrumpdillyicity, the boards back up.


    hi dreamncolor, you're my first new reply. somehow I knew you'd already be here. ha
    Having tasted, a life wasted....

    ....I'll probably only go back a couple more times.

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