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  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    The New World


    Mine might not be as funny now. I'm getting tired. lol
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    yes we have discussed this.....

    roland wants me to walk around Chicago dressed as a DILDO.....

    i figure what the fuck?????

    i have been doing that for 42 years anyway......



    ill let you sell your artwork at "SPEEDYS HUGE DILDO STORE"
    sweet deal, do i get a discount? hahaha
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    My finale...

    You've Got to Hide Your Love Away....


    Good Night...This was quite fun...:)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,857
    cutback wrote:
    now speedy will this interfere with your burgeoning flipping business?? ;)
    you think im kidding????

    im gonna print 5,000 fliers.....get them handed out.....

    im gonna buy a few cases of cheap wine...
    $5000-$7500 worth of dildos......

    and throw the best "FUCKING DILDO PARTY" chicago has ever seen......

    im gonna charge the ladies a $10 cover charge just to get in to my dildo party......
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    The New World


    Mine might not be as funny now. I'm getting tired. lol

    :D

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    okay...its a cover.
    Nice shirt.
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    :D

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
    okay...its a cover.


    I can't remember if this was picked yet.


    Release :p
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    you think im kidding????

    im gonna print 5,000 fliers.....get them handed out.....

    im gonna buy a few cases of cheap wine...
    $5000-$7500 worth of dildos......

    and throw the best "FUCKING DILDO PARTY" chicago has ever seen......

    im gonna charge the ladies a $10 cover charge just to get in to my dildo party......

    Make sure you buy them from my wife so I can get part of the comission, please!! ;)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,857
    pjtradeking wrote:
    Make sure you buy them from my wife so I can get part of the comission!! ;)
    i gotta buy wholesale dildos.........

    im looking at a huge profit here.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    i gotta buy wholesale dildos.........

    im looking at a huge profit here.....
    oh heavens now i got this visual of a big truck backing into the loading dock at costco :eek:
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    i gotta buy wholesale dildos.........

    im looking at a huge profit here.....

    I'll give them to you at cost + 10% and FREE SHIPPING!! hahaha.

    have a good night!!!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    i gotta buy wholesale dildos.........

    im looking at a huge profit here.....

    well i know a guy, who knows a guy.......
    your profits will skyrocket.

    and chiqui...you may just have a name for your business afterall :D
    Nice shirt.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,857
    i have a feeling this thread is soon going to go LIMP.............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    well i know a guy, who knows a guy.......
    your profits will skyrocket.

    and chiqui...you may just have a name for your business afterall :D
    one thing for sure, i'm in the wrong business hahaa
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    one thing for sure, i'm in the wrong business hahaa

    me too.

    but i'm willing to learn haha
    Nice shirt.
  • pjtradeking
    pjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    me too.

    but i'm willing to learn haha

    I am sure Speedy will be recruiting for people to do demos!..sorry, couldnt resist...:)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    QuarterToTen wrote:
    me too.

    but i'm willing to learn haha
    all about the hard work here :p
  • patrickredeyes
    patrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    It's been fun but I'm off to bed.


    Speedy let me know how this works out for you. hehehe :D


    You will be know all threw Chicago as, Abe Froman ''The Sausage King of Chicago''

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ47DIXtzpo


    nite everyone.
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i found mascots!

    http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mil/images/y2005_fanforum/im_sausages_racing_1_275x235.jpg

    have to change up the outfits, but anywhooo
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,857
    every once in a while.....

    this place can be fun........

    even if i think most of you are a bunch of dildos......

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..........................
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • QuarterToTen
    QuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,649
    pjtradeking wrote:
    I am sure Speedy will be recruiting for people to do demos!..sorry, couldnt resist...:)

    :)
    Nice shirt.
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