Best Break-up Lines

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  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    As a wise man once said "Welcome to dumpville population.... you"
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  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    youre too nice!??!






    (surely a person cant be tooo nice!)
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    youre too nice!??!

    (surely a person cant be tooo nice!)

    uhuh *nods ruefully* I've had that used on me... :(

    Personally I'm a fan of:

    "I'm just popping out for some bread...." *walks out, shuts door, never returns*

    L:DL
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • inmyrvm
    inmyrvm Posts: 1,040
    you're a dirty whore
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  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    inmyrvm wrote:
    you're a dirty whore


    ooo errr!
  • wavescamecrashing
    wavescamecrashing Posts: 440
    'we need to get married because i'm a Christian now and if you want our relatio nship to work, you will commit'

    'FUCK OFF!'
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    inmyrvm wrote:
    you're a dirty whore

    I thought "is that about me?!"


    Then realised it was a break up line....


    .... or was it?


    hehe! :p

    (please tell me you haven't used that on a woman.....)
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • PJSerf
    PJSerf Posts: 637
    I've joined Greenpeace and will be gone for 3 years, don't wait for me.
    "If you love someone, set them free... if someone loves you, don't fuck up" - EV
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    PJSerf wrote:
    I've joined Greenpeace and will be gone for 3 years, don't wait for me.

    LOL

    this thread is hilarious!!!! :D
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    "You don't match with my blankets"
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    "You don't match with my blankets"

    females come up with some ace break up lines!
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    [Girl] You're too short, too young, too dirty, and too dumb. haha that rhymes. You see where I'm going with this?

    [Guy] I can ballpark it..
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    my favourite is the Futurama line:

    "you're a man, and i'm a woman - we're just too different"
  • sweetpotato
    sweetpotato Posts: 1,278
    "I'm pregnant."

    :D
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  • Whizbang
    Whizbang Posts: 1,314
    sweetpotato wrote:
    "I'm pregnant."

    :D

    hilarious!!!!!!
    believe it or not, we don't "need" anything. that is only the spoiled brat in us trying to fill some temporary solution to an emptyness that does not exist.

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  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    females come up with some ace break up lines!

    For the record: I'm male...
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    For the record: I'm male...
    ...yes so a FEMALE said that to you...



    duhhhhhhh
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    ...yes so a FEMALE said that to you...



    duhhhhhhh


    I had to make it clear, Steve Dunne once thought I was a woman....

    You know better lines? I thought it was great :D:D;):p
  • sexysurfergirl
    sexysurfergirl Posts: 159
    disconnected wrote:
    I had to make it clear, Steve Dunne once thought I was a woman....

    You know better lines? I thought it was great :D:D;):p


    nah, im too nice .......apparently...

    the woman that said that to you sounds cool though!
  • disconnected
    disconnected Posts: 2,875
    sexysurfergirl wrote:
    nah, im too nice .......apparently...

    the woman that said that to you sounds cool though!

    Where's you're better break up line? :D

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