So I met this girl at the bar this weekend...

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  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    LOL



    She was, but she wasn't hammered or anything yet. She was still aware of everything.

    he..he..but I'm sure it made it easier to do that. That is funny though :)
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Tap that. Repeatedly.
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Did you get any residual stream spray on your shoes? I'm sort of an ignoramus on this subject but it's never seemed like the most controlled stream of liquid. More like a sputtering water pump

    I don't know why, but sputtering water pump made me laugh. Nope it was clean. No spray on my shoes. Actually I'd prefer her next to me again at a bar rather than the drunk dude going on the floor spraying everywhere.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Yikes!!!

    Urinals are nasty.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    libragirl wrote:
    he..he..but I'm sure it made it easier to do that. That is funny though :)

    Oh yeah, definitely. She asked me for my number, so I'm waiting to see if she'll call and really was cool with it and goes on like nothing, or if I don't hear from her after she woke up Monday morning and remembered what she had done and was too embarassed to call. :p

    But yes, I'm pretty sure the alcohol played a part in that.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    It's not the point that she used the men's room.
    I've done that.
    To me, at least use the stall. If it was dirty then wait for the ladies room.
    But to squat over a urinal??? That is just gross. She should have gone out the back door.
    Ick.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
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  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's not the point that she used the men's room.
    I've done that.
    To me, at least use the stall. If it was dirty then wait for the ladies room.
    But to squat over a urinal??? That is just gross. She should have gone out the back door.
    Ick.

    why is that gross?
    she totally hovered
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  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Tap that. Repeatedly.

    Maybe it's the context of the story but... Ew. :p
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    smithnic wrote:
    why is that gross?
    she totally hovered
    Over a urinal in the middle of the men's room?
    Have you ever seen a woman hover over a toilet?
    Picture that but with a urinal?
    I mean, truly, the thought would never cross my mind.
    :p
    ick.
    Not to mention those crazy hockey puck things that are in there.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    EvilMerlin wrote:
    Oh yeah, definitely. She asked me for my number, so I'm waiting to see if she'll call and really was cool with it and goes on like nothing, or if I don't hear from her after she woke up Monday morning and remembered what she had done and was too embarassed to call. :p

    But yes, I'm pretty sure the alcohol played a part in that.

    Good luck...she sounds like a keeper ;)
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  • comebackwoman
    comebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It's not the point that she used the men's room.
    I've done that.
    To me, at least use the stall. If it was dirty then wait for the ladies room.
    But to squat over a urinal??? That is just gross. She should have gone out the back door.
    Ick.
    Here's hoping she squatted and wasn't able to go standing up
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not to mention those crazy hockey puck things that are in there.

    I've played a few games with those...they last too

    :p
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Not to mention those crazy hockey puck things that are in there.
    oh man. one time this kid at church was wandering around while his parents cleaned and nobody was watching him. The rest of us were busy and didnt want to watch a 2 year old! Anyway, a while later we see him with some weird thing in his mouth. IT WAS THAT SAME HOCKEY THING YOU JUST MENTIONED!!!! :eek: it was YEARS ago and im STILL grossed out.
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  • SENROCK
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    comebackgirl wrote:
    Here's hoping she squatted and wasn't able to go standing up
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    hahaha that was my first thought! Maybe she was "elle" from 90210 but turns out as EM said, she's a chick!
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Over a urinal in the middle of the men's room?
    Have you ever seen a woman hover over a toilet?
    Picture that but with a urinal?
    I mean, truly, the thought would never cross my mind.
    :p
    ick.
    Not to mention those crazy hockey puck things that are in there.

    It was a little less hovering and more of a little bit of squat and more bending over with her hands on her knees to aim back... Sorry I know you think it's gross, but I guess its for the other people who think it isn't. :p
  • smithnic
    smithnic Posts: 1,565
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Over a urinal in the middle of the men's room?
    Have you ever seen a woman hover over a toilet?
    Picture that but with a urinal?
    I mean, truly, the thought would never cross my mind.
    :p
    ick.
    Not to mention those crazy hockey puck things that are in there.

    To me that mere act says that she does what she wants without being constrained by societal norms that make no sense whatsoever. Men and women do the same thing in there, why the need to have different rooms? What about trans-gendered individuals?
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  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Maybe it's the context of the story but... Ew. :p
    That's what I was going for :)


    Besides, some people are into that. I'm not going to post a link for fear of banning but everyone feel free to google "urolagnia". Not suitable for work/children.
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  • PatrickBateman
    PatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Here's hoping she squatted and wasn't able to go standing up
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    maybe there was duct tape involved
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  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    alright the visual i have pictures a tall girl and a short urinal...how else could this possibly happen??? please help!
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  • EvilMerlin
    EvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    SENROCK! wrote:
    oh man. one time this kid at church was wandering around while his parents cleaned and nobody was watching him. The rest of us were busy and didnt want to watch a 2 year old! Anyway, a while later we see him with some weird thing in his mouth. IT WAS THAT SAME HOCKEY THING YOU JUST MENTIONED!!!! :eek: it was YEARS ago and im STILL grossed out.

    Wow, that's horrible...I couldn't imagine biting into one of those. Although then again when you're a kid...everything looks enticing. I guess I Could see it if it were one of the pink ones...they look like a Hockey Puck Peep.

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