Fucking earthquake

ledvedderman
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Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
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ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
LOL! I'm from Australia and we don't get many earthquakes here. Definitely not in northern Australia where I am. I take it the door frames are the strongest parts of the house?★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
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earthquakes in IL? since when?4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08
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NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
I actually felt it in Atlanta, GA. Albeit very small. It kind of felt like a train was passing by and rattled things a little, except i don't live near a railroad track
I thought nothing of it at the time i was half awake and half asleep. i got to work and read the news and was like shit i bet that is what that rattling was this morning!Charlotte 00 | Charlotte 03 | Asheville 04 | Atlanta 12 | Greenville 16 | Columbia 16 |Seattle 18 | Nashville 22 | Ohana Festival 24 x2 | Atlanta 25 x20 -
ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
Hah, protect the tvthat's funny. Glad you remembered to get your wife in the door frame!
Living in earthquake country - my first thought is generally to get into the door frame and/or duck & cover! However, I've never been woken up by one, they've always been during the day. The last big one here I was in the bottom story of a three story building and very close to the front door...so I was out that door in seconds. Yah, I know you're not supposed to go outside, but all I could think of was I don't want a 3 story building on top of me!Check out my Sudsy Chick Etsy Store for all natural homemade bath products!0 -
This woke me up last night too. I was like, what the fuck! I felt like I had drank 30 beers and the room was all ajar. However, I hadn't drank, and I was scared, so I put the sheet over my head, and my cats freaked out, and I feel back asleep.
I'd be good in a real emergency.0 -
NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
We've very close to the New Madrid fault which has been responsible for some violent earthquakes. They are predicting a big one from that fault at some point in our lifetime.0 -
haha, that's hilarious!
last week we had a fire alarm in my apartment complex, and my girlfriend had to literally talk me out of unplugging/disconnecting the TV and carrying it outside with me.
brand new LCD, must protect at all costs!0 -
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NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
That said, I missed it. I was drunk and asleep.0 -
I felt both of them!
They have me scared to death right now. I am here alone with 4 of my kids and that includes my 2 year old twins and one of them is severely disabled. What the heck am I supposed to do if we have a big one?
I don't think they ever taught us anything about earthquakes here except in elementary school where we are supposed to curl up into a ball in the hallway.To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy0 -
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mindi wrote:I felt both of them!
They have me scared to death right now. I am here alone with 4 of my kids and that includes my 2 year old twins and one of them is severely disabled. What the heck am I supposed to do if we have a big one?
I don't think they ever taught us anything about earthquakes here except in elementary school where we are supposed to curl up into a ball in the hallway.
Whenever one hits just stand in a doorframe. That's the safest place to be.0 -
i didnt feel any earthquake here in central IL... but i was woken up by a loud car accident...0
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ledvedderman wrote:Whenever one hits just stand in a doorframe. That's the safest place to be.
I need a plan, I am a planner.To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy0 -
ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
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We could feel in up here in Kitchener (100 KM's from Toronto, thats 60 miles Americans). I didnt feel it, I was sleeping but it was on the news this morning.0
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I remember having when where I live. This was ages ago. I was a little kid. I was sleeping and I felt the bed rattle. It was so minor though.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
There is a giant fault running under that whole section of the country. The last devastating major earthquake they had was in 1803, I think. Scientists have been saying they are due for another big one.To pie I will reply
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oh god... OH MY GOD!
My Etch-a-sketch Gallery!
GONE!
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sgossard3 wrote:oh god... OH MY GOD!
My Etch-a-sketch Gallery!
GONE!
Its ALL GONE!
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