Fucking earthquake
ledvedderman
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Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
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ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
LOL! I'm from Australia and we don't get many earthquakes here. Definitely not in northern Australia where I am. I take it the door frames are the strongest parts of the house?★ 1995 - Brisbane ★ 1998 - Brisbane ★ 2003 - Brisbane ★ 2006 - Brisbane ★
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earthquakes in IL? since when?4/12/92, 8/11/92, 9/28/96, 9/11/98, 8/23/00, 8/24/00, 7/9/03, 4/30/03, 10/1/04, 10/3/05, 12/9/05, 5/12/06, 5/17/06, 5/28/06, 6/3/06, 12/9/06, EV LA 4/12-4/13/08, 6/12/08, 6,19,08, 6,20,08, 6/24/08, 6/25/08, 7/1/08
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5.2 on the richtor (sp?) scale this morning. 4:36 CSTNYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
I actually felt it in Atlanta, GA. Albeit very small. It kind of felt like a train was passing by and rattled things a little, except i don't live near a railroad track
I thought nothing of it at the time i was half awake and half asleep. i got to work and read the news and was like shit i bet that is what that rattling was this morning!Charlotte 00 | Charlotte 03 | Asheville 04 | Atlanta 12 | Greenville 16 | Columbia 16 |Seattle 18 | Nashville 22 | Ohana Festival 24 x2 | Atlanta 25 x20 -
ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.
Hah, protect the tv
that's funny. Glad you remembered to get your wife in the door frame!
Living in earthquake country - my first thought is generally to get into the door frame and/or duck & cover! However, I've never been woken up by one, they've always been during the day. The last big one here I was in the bottom story of a three story building and very close to the front door...so I was out that door in seconds. Yah, I know you're not supposed to go outside, but all I could think of was I don't want a 3 story building on top of me!Check out my Sudsy Chick Etsy Store for all natural homemade bath products!0 -
This woke me up last night too. I was like, what the fuck! I felt like I had drank 30 beers and the room was all ajar. However, I hadn't drank, and I was scared, so I put the sheet over my head, and my cats freaked out, and I feel back asleep.
I'd be good in a real emergency.0 -
NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
We've very close to the New Madrid fault which has been responsible for some violent earthquakes. They are predicting a big one from that fault at some point in our lifetime.0 -
haha, that's hilarious!
last week we had a fire alarm in my apartment complex, and my girlfriend had to literally talk me out of unplugging/disconnecting the TV and carrying it outside with me.
brand new LCD, must protect at all costs!0 -
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One of the biggest fault lines is in southern Illinois, bigger than San Andreas I think.. it just isn't as active..NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
That said, I missed it. I was drunk and asleep.0 -
I felt both of them!
They have me scared to death right now. I am here alone with 4 of my kids and that includes my 2 year old twins and one of them is severely disabled. What the heck am I supposed to do if we have a big one?
I don't think they ever taught us anything about earthquakes here except in elementary school where we are supposed to curl up into a ball in the hallway.To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy0 -
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mindi wrote:I felt both of them!
They have me scared to death right now. I am here alone with 4 of my kids and that includes my 2 year old twins and one of them is severely disabled. What the heck am I supposed to do if we have a big one?
I don't think they ever taught us anything about earthquakes here except in elementary school where we are supposed to curl up into a ball in the hallway.
Whenever one hits just stand in a doorframe. That's the safest place to be.0 -
i didnt feel any earthquake here in central IL... but i was woken up by a loud car accident...0
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Well yeah that would help me, but I have my 4 kids here. Two of them could follow orders but then my 2 year old would freak out and her twin is a quadriplegic who has 5% functioning brain. So she would be my main concern. I spose I could try to get her in her wheelchair asap and then concentrate on Clara, while telling the others to follow me. No idea how we could all fit in one door frame tho.ledvedderman wrote:Whenever one hits just stand in a doorframe. That's the safest place to be.
I need a plan, I am a planner.To 10c; "Your PJ tshirt should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to show you're a lady." - bionicamy0 -
Hold the TV, for sure a guy thing, lol.ledvedderman wrote:Woke me up at 4:30 this morning. What's my first decision when I realize we're having an earthquake you might ask? To go hold the TV on top of the armoir (sp?) in our bedroom so it doesn't rattle off---THEN tell my pregnant wife to stand under the doorframe as I stand and hold the TV (which was never in any danger of falling off). Thank God I have a wife with a sense of humor and understands she married a moron who doesn't think clearly when awaken at 4:30am.I have certain rules I live by ... My First Rule ... I don't believe anything the government tells me ... George Carlin
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We could feel in up here in Kitchener (100 KM's from Toronto, thats 60 miles Americans). I didnt feel it, I was sleeping but it was on the news this morning.0
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I remember having when where I live. This was ages ago. I was a little kid. I was sleeping and I felt the bed rattle. It was so minor though.These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.0
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NYbenben wrote:earthquakes in IL? since when?
There is a giant fault running under that whole section of the country. The last devastating major earthquake they had was in 1803, I think. Scientists have been saying they are due for another big one.To pie I will reply
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oh god... OH MY GOD!
My Etch-a-sketch Gallery!
GONE!
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sgossard3 wrote:oh god... OH MY GOD!
My Etch-a-sketch Gallery!
GONE!
Its ALL GONE!
That was funny!!
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