If Ed was your neighbor...

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  • Surf Rider
    Surf Rider Posts: 813
    No doubt about it, Ed and I would be rival neighbors.

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  • odie
    odie Posts: 73
    haha...I'm assuming that you're a girl (or a woman?). ;)
    All woman baby all woman..lol
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  • YourDirtisMyfood
    YourDirtisMyfood Boston Posts: 4,668
    odie wrote:
    All woman baby all woman..lol

    hahaha. Nice!
  • Eliot Rosewater
    Eliot Rosewater Posts: 2,659
    If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.
  • Big Ed
    Big Ed Posts: 331
    I'd give him a Bud Light and say, "I love you, man!"
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  • No_CoDeyeah
    No_CoDeyeah Posts: 162
    If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.

    + 1
  • If Ed were my neighbor, I'd go right over to his place and introduce myself. I would tell him of the tremendous respect that I have for him and his music. I would share some stories of all of the traveling I've done to see the band, and some of the highlights over the past 17 years. I'd try to keep it matter of fact, light, and funny.

    Then, I'd talk with him about how people aren't good neighbors to each other anymore. Maybe a short discussion of how things used to be, how things are now, and why that is. Then I would say that since we're neighbors, our two families can start to change that perception.

    I would propose that we become friendly and try to define what being a "good neighbor" is all about. Maybe even say that we should meet up and check in with one another at least once a month. Nothing like "official", or on a schedule or anything like that. Just chat for a few minutes outside or in the garage.

    I'd try that out and test the waters for a few months. I think Ed would be hesitant about it for awhile, but would then quickly warm up to the idea. Meanwhile, I would stay cool about it and not force anything. (Of course, I'd be going nuts about it to my friends and family!)

    In the end, I think that Ed would be a great neighbor, and if you gave him space and were nothing but cool to him, he would return the favor (and would probably enjoy blowing your mind by inviting you to rehersals and jam sessions, and introducing you to his friends and band mates).
  • odie
    odie Posts: 73
    hahaha. Nice!
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  • If eddie were my neighbor I'd ask him so many things....;)(when Jill isn't at home:D)
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  • eyedclaar
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    Big Ed wrote:
    I'd give him a Bud Light and say, "I love you, man!"

    Why would you try to poison Ed?
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  • MrsOakley
    MrsOakley Posts: 181
    Oh God, Eddie next door, in place of Mr. and Mrs. Sociopath and their two serial-killers-in-training???

    I know exactly what would happen; I would go out to my car, see him in the driveway, walk over and greet him, as civilized as all hell, shake his hand, welcome him to the neighborhood, tell him how much the music means to me, no fawning, mind you, just as sophisticated and cool as can be, say, see you later, walk into the backyard, and have a stroke so massive, so profound, that it would be written up in medical journals for the next fifty years.
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  • washedinblack91
    washedinblack91 Posts: 3,079
    MrsOakley wrote:
    Oh God, Eddie next door, in place of Mr. and Mrs. Sociopath and their two serial-killers-in-training???

    I know exactly what would happen; I would go out to my car, see him in the driveway, walk over and greet him, as civilized as all hell, shake his hand, welcome him to the neighborhood, tell him how much the music means to me, no fawning, mind you, just as sophisticated and cool as can be, say, see you later, walk into the backyard, and have a stroke so massive, so profound, that it would be written up in medical journals for the next fifty years.

    that's kind of how i'd react. the good thing about me is that i'm a young girl so it'd be easy to welcome him and his family to the neighborhood with some banana bread or something, then offer to babysit his daughter whenever he needs me to :D i'll be over there so often, then we'll be come fast friends, and i'll act like i have no clue who he is, though the seizures and twitching fits i'll have talking to him might give me away...
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  • Big Ed
    Big Ed Posts: 331
    In Georgia, Budweiser is the Grey Poupon of Frosty Cold Beverages.
    (Actually....my favorite is Corona - no salt or lime)
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  • Fahka
    Fahka Posts: 3,187
    Big Ed wrote:
    In Georgia, Budweiser is the Grey Poupon of Frosty Cold Beverages.
    (Actually....my favorite is Corona - no salt or lime)



    salt and corona? blek! :D
  • catwoman
    catwoman Posts: 256
    MrsOakley wrote:
    Oh God, Eddie next door, in place of Mr. and Mrs. Sociopath and their two serial-killers-in-training???

    Hey -- you must live on the other side of my next-door neighbors!
  • edvedder913
    edvedder913 Posts: 1,810
    If Ed were my neighbor I'd ask him how he sleeps at night charging $47.50 for a fucking lighter.


    LOL!!!!
  • gobrowns19
    gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    I'd send my 3 year old brother over there to play with Eddie's baby where the two young children will start bonding and building a romance where they will one day get married.
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • Yellow Bedwetter
    Yellow Bedwetter NYC Posts: 2,832
    i never really thought about any of this b4...not sure what i would do
    i'd ask him to teach me guitar tho that's for sure
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  • SDHSClassof82
    SDHSClassof82 Seattle Posts: 306
    If Ed were my neighbor, I'd go right over to his place and introduce myself. I would tell him of the tremendous respect that I have for him and his music. I would share some stories of all of the traveling I've done to see the band, and some of the highlights over the past 17 years. I'd try to keep it matter of fact, light, and funny.

    That was actually a very cool, well thought out answer.
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  • crazyindigo82
    crazyindigo82 Posts: 133
    Tom K wrote:
    I'd just walk in and take stuff out of his fridge.. as for being to loud..

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NCkqyy_mX80

    Now that's comedy! lmao

    As far as Ed being my neighbor, I think I'd take the ladder and confuse the heck outta him by not saying anything. haha
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