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  • NMyTree
    NMyTree Posts: 2,374
    chopitdown wrote:
    Are certain God didn't write / inspire the bible and can you prove it to be a farce?

    There is no proof to support the existence of any "god".

    If there was a "god" Britney Spears would have no career. :D
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    WickedJeremy wrote:
    My boat doesn't float.


    So are you sinking?
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • WickedJeremy
    WickedJeremy Posts: 229
    even flow? wrote:
    So are you sinking?

    Flying.

    My feet are sinking in the sun and it ain't fun

    Come now and Listen babe!
    I got a reason why I behave
    like a child with a light in its eyes
    runnin naked on a cold winter night

    i'm like a pigeon thats spreadin it wings
    to fly away to better things

    Here's the thing: God is a concept by which we measure our pain. Jesus is a Mexican working at AppleBees. The bible is God's first book. Give him a break.
    -Jeremy
  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    WickedJeremy wrote:

    Here's the thing: God is a concept by which we measure our pain. Jesus is a Mexican working at AppleBees. The bible is God's first book. Give him a break.


    So kind of like the Earth. God may want another chance at doing it properly? Is it working on a trilogy of bibles?

    I have met that jesus at AppleBees and he walks on boiling grease and can part his own hair.
    You've changed your place in this world!
  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    NMyTree wrote:
    If there was a "god" Britney Spears would have no career. :D

    now THAT is worth pondering. Well, there is free will for mankind, but i'm sure God thought twice about free will when he saw that one on the horizon. I'm sure he was thinking, surely the humans won't be THAT stupid... oh contraire
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • Pickr
    Pickr Posts: 161
    chopitdown wrote:
    now THAT is worth pondering. Well, there is free will for mankind, but i'm sure God thought twice about free will when he saw that one on the horizon. I'm sure he was thinking, surely the humans won't be THAT stupid... oh contraire

    I think her 15 minutes is up, she passed the torch to K-Fed.
    Stix and Stones may break my bones, but More than Words will never hurt me.
  • NMyTree
    NMyTree Posts: 2,374
    even flow? wrote:
    So kind of like the Earth. God may want another chance at doing it properly? Is it working on a trilogy of bibles?

    I have met that jesus at AppleBees and he walks on boiling grease and can part his own hair.

    I've had more than just a few people tell me I look like the traditional, white (version of) portraits of Jesus. It's weird when they say that to me.

    Although, many years ago a woman at rock club said that to me, and then she made me breakfast in the morning. So I suppose it has it's benefits:D
  • chopitdown
    chopitdown Posts: 2,222
    Pickr wrote:
    I think her 15 minutes is up, she passed the torch to K-Fed.

    hopefully we learn from our mistakes and he's done too...not going to hold my breath
    make sure the fortune that you seek...is the fortune that you need
  • WickedJeremy
    WickedJeremy Posts: 229
    even flow? wrote:
    So kind of like the Earth. God may want another chance at doing it properly? Is it working on a trilogy of bibles?

    I have met that jesus at AppleBees and he walks on boiling grease and can part his own hair.

    My Ass Just Hit The Ground. MAJHTG, there ya go. That's better than LMAO isn't it?
    -Jeremy
  • El_Kabong
    El_Kabong Posts: 4,141
    edgarcamp wrote:
    So, the New Testament makes up for all things wrong with the Old Testament? There are only two rules outlined in the New Testament?


    ..................................
    standin above the crowd
    he had a voice that was strong and loud and
    i swallowed his facade cos i'm so
    eager to identify with
    someone above the crowd
    someone who seemed to feel the same
    someone prepared to lead the way

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