Pearl Jam fans have no sense of humor

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  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am schizophrenic
    And so am I
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • Puck78
    Puck78 Posts: 737
    sponger wrote:
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.
    I see that you need a chocolate cake...
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  • THC
    THC Posts: 525
    i totally agree this place needs to lighten up....so i'll offer a joke too!

    The more complicated your order at Starbucks...
    The more of an asshole you are!
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • Riot_Rain
    Riot_Rain Posts: 348
    sponger wrote:
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.

    Ah, it cheers me up when someone knows the true definition of schizophrenia. Cheers mate :D

    Now as to a joke.

    Er.

    What's brown, lives in the sea and attacks young women?









    Jack the Kipper.
    Like a cloud dropping rain
    I'm discarding all thought
    I'll dry up, leaving puddles on the ground
    I'm like an opening band for the sun
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
    what is long, hard and has semen in it?


    nevermind. It is funnier SAID than written.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous that the right to arm bears....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.

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