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Pearl Jam fans have no sense of humor

lobb152lobb152 Posts: 193
edited October 2006 in A Moving Train
people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.
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  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    A white horse falls in a mud puddle.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    A white horse falls in a mud puddle.


    The last time I heard that joke, I was wearing diapers!!
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Bah humbug! :mad:
  • Jammin909Jammin909 Posts: 888
    lobb152 wrote:
    people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.

    Kiss my ass.
    The less you know, the more you believe.
  • Puck78Puck78 Posts: 737
    lobb152 wrote:
    people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.
    wanna fight?
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  • rebornFixerrebornFixer Posts: 4,901
    When the Flames start winning, I'll be in a better mood.
    :)

    In the meantime, blow me.
    ;)
  • sonicreducersonicreducer Posts: 713
    lobb152 wrote:
    people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.

    after reading this, i lost 4 pounds,...

    and all that money spent at globogym,...
    you're a real hooker. im gonna slap you in public.
    ~Ron Burgundy
  • seagoat2seagoat2 Posts: 241
    lobb152 wrote:
    people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.

    Hey, lobb, I have a great sense of humor!! You just don't know me!......

    Sounds like maybe you're fishing for a joke or 2???? Am I right?
  • RainDogRainDog Posts: 1,824
    What do you mean no sense of humor? Lately, everything I post on this board is a complete joke.



    <<crickets>>
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Wanna read something funny, check out uconndave
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=219934
  • Androgynous MindAndrogynous Mind Posts: 520
    PJ fans are the fuckin' awesome.

    We all need to laugh a little bit, we'll live longer...


    ...so we can keep listening to Pearl Jam.
    Oh he fills it up with the love of a girl...
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Want to hear a dirty joke?

    A white horse falls in a mud puddle.

    I thought it was a pig.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Lizard wrote:
    I thought it was a pig.

    That's just disgusting. I'm trying to keep it clean here.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • MilestoneMilestone Posts: 1,140
    A Catholic priest, a pedophile, and a drunk all walk into a bar...........................................................................................................................................and that was just the first guy.
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  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    cutback wrote:
    Wanna read something funny, check out uconndave
    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=219934

    That isn't funny so much as it is sad. People need to learn how to read.
  • JD SalJD Sal Posts: 790
    Milestone wrote:
    A Catholic priest, a pedophile, and a drunk all walk into a bar...........................................................................................................................................and that was just the first guy.

    Good one.

    There are 2 potatos walking down the street. How do you know which one is the slut?

    The one whose shirt says IDAHO
    "If no one sees you, you're not here at all"
  • HunterandHuntedHunterandHunted Posts: 140
    I first realised i was dyslexic when i went to a toga party dressed as a goat....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
  • seagoat2seagoat2 Posts: 241
    Milestone wrote:
    A Catholic priest, a pedophile, and a drunk all walk into a bar...........................................................................................................................................and that was just the first guy.

    Hysterical! LMAO
  • seagoat2seagoat2 Posts: 241
    HunterandHunted wrote:
    I first realised i was dyslexic when i went to a toga party dressed as a goat....

    Love it, HH......
  • Carlos DCarlos D Posts: 638
    lobb152 wrote:
    people in the message pit need to lighten up. quit being so personal, laugh a little, come on is that a smile. . . i know you can do it. i wonder how many of you will prove my point.

    Shut the fuck up you motherfuckin liberal pussy!

    ...see...I have sense of humour.:D
    It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
    But you're gonna have to serve somebody.

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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I am schizophrenic
    And so am I
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    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.
    reigning champion

    http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
  • Puck78Puck78 Posts: 737
    sponger wrote:
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.
    I see that you need a chocolate cake...
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  • THCTHC Posts: 525
    i totally agree this place needs to lighten up....so i'll offer a joke too!

    The more complicated your order at Starbucks...
    The more of an asshole you are!
    “Kept in a small bowl, the goldfish will remain small. With more space, the fish can grow double, triple, or quadruple its size.”
    -Big Fish
  • Riot_RainRiot_Rain Posts: 348
    sponger wrote:
    Schizophrenia does not entail having multiple personalities. Multiple Personality Disorder entails having multiple personalities.

    Ah, it cheers me up when someone knows the true definition of schizophrenia. Cheers mate :D

    Now as to a joke.

    Er.

    What's brown, lives in the sea and attacks young women?









    Jack the Kipper.
    Like a cloud dropping rain
    I'm discarding all thought
    I'll dry up, leaving puddles on the ground
    I'm like an opening band for the sun
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    what is long, hard and has semen in it?


    nevermind. It is funnier SAID than written.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HunterandHuntedHunterandHunted Posts: 140
    The right to bear arms is slightly less ludicrous that the right to arm bears....
    What do you call 3 sheep tied together in the middle of Wales? - A Leisure Centre.
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