Obama practices looking off into the future pose

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edited June 2008 in A Moving Train
I knew something was up....

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_practices_looking_off_into

"CHICAGOAs the 2008 presidential election draws closer, Democrat Barack Obama has reportedly been working tirelessly with his top political strategists to perfect his looking-off-into-the-future pose, which many believe is vital to the success of the Illinois senator's campaign.

When performed correctly, the pose involves Obama standing upright with his back arched and his chest thrust out, his shoulders positioned 1.3 feet apart and opened slightly at a 14-degree angle, and his eyes transfixed on a predetermined point between 500 and 600 yards away. Advisers say this creates the illusion that Obama is looking forward to a bright future, while the downturned corners of his lips indicate that he acknowledges the problems of the present."
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  • Posts: 2,502
    His people only allow him to be photographed below eye level and never eye contact with the camera.
    the Minions
  • Posts: 21,415
    Make fun all you want. I'd much rather have a young man thinking of the future in office rather than an OLD man still doing things like they've been done for the last forty years.
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  • Posts: 7,762
    That's some pretty funny shit.
    E8toX.gif

    http://www.reverbnation.com/brianzilm
  • Posts: 4,423
    I love the interactive display. :p

    "Adam's apple must be visible at all times, to remind people Obama is male, and therefore capable of leading the country." :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 6,097
    i need to take notes. i always look terrible in pictures.
  • Posts: 2,757
    "When you look to the future, you look to the left," Axelrod said. "Looking to the right is an I-am-sorry-for-the-mistakes-I've-made-in-the-past-but-promise-to-work-my-hardest-for- this-great-nation-from-now-on pose. It's too early for that."

    Hahahaha. The Onion RULES.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Posts: 6,038
    justam wrote:
    Make fun all you want. I'd much rather have a young man thinking of the future in office rather than an OLD man still doing things like they've been done for the last forty years.
    This is the exact illusion Obama is carefully constructing. This is the point, here.
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Posts: 1,453
    "The blink humanizes him," Hosking added. "But you have to be careful. Two blinks and people will start to question if he's a man of his word."

    hehehe. Gotta love the Onion !
  • Posts: 21,415
    angelica wrote:
    This is the exact illusion Obama is carefully constructing. This is the point, here.

    I realize that that is the joke, but I was just saying...I'd RATHER have a young person despite the humor involved.
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  • Posts: 6,038
    justam wrote:
    I realize that that is the joke, but I was just saying...I'd RATHER have a young person despite the humor involved.
    Does a person being young automatically guarantee some kind of behaviour?
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Posts: 1,312
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5y0_dhR1bA
    Walking can be a real trip
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    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • Posts: 6,038
    Urban Hiker wrote:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q5y0_dhR1bA
    Have I mentioned lately that I love your musical selections?? :)

    (as also evidenced by your myspace music player??)
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Posts: 1,312
    angelica wrote:
    Have I mentioned lately that I love your musical selections?? :)

    (as also evidenced by your myspace music player??)

    Teehee. Thanks. :)

    Who knew an 80's hair band could be worked into an Obama thread? :D
    Walking can be a real trip
    ***********************
    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
    ***********************
    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • Posts: 6,038
    Urban Hiker wrote:
    Teehee. Thanks. :)

    Who knew an 80's hair band could be worked into an Obama thread? :D
    :D
    "The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth." ~ Niels Bohr

    http://www.myspace.com/illuminatta

    Rhinocerous Surprise '08!!!
  • Posts: 4,423
    Urban Hiker wrote:
    Teehee. Thanks. :)

    Who knew an 80's hair band could be worked into an Obama thread? :D

    Is there anything that can't stand to include a little 80's cheese metal? :D If there is, I haven't found it.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 21,415
    angelica wrote:
    Does a person being young automatically guarantee some kind of behaviour?

    Perhaps not, but I do think that old politicians bring too much baggage and too many old cronies with them.
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  • Posts: 1,312
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Is there anything that can't stand to include a little 80's cheese metal? :D If there is, I haven't found it.


    HA! :D

    It really can lighten the mood, such frivolous feel good music it is. :p
    Walking can be a real trip
    ***********************
    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
    ***********************
    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • Posts: 4,423
    Urban Hiker wrote:
    HA! :D

    It really can lighten the mood, such frivolous feel good music it is. :p

    Cue Twisted Sister, on stage, singing "I Wan' Barack!" :D
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • Posts: 1,312
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Cue Twisted Sister, on stage, singing "I Wan' Barack!" :D


    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :eek:

    How about, "We're Just Gonna Fake It"? :o;):p
    Walking can be a real trip
    ***********************
    "We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
    ***********************
    Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
  • Posts: 4,423
    Urban Hiker wrote:
    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :eek:

    How about, "We're Just Gonna Fake It"?

    Nice. :D

    This election should have a ironic, pun-laden cheese metal soundtrack! :p

    Hilary Clinton's theme: Unskinny Bopular Vote by Poison
    Obama's theme: I Wan' Barack by Twisted Sister
    McCain's theme: Youth Gone Wild by Skid Row
    The Demmiecrats' theme: We're Just Gonna Fake It by Twisted Sister
    The Republicans' theme: (You've Gotta) Fight For The White Man's Party by the Beastie Boys
    The voting process theme: Cherry Piebold by Warrant

    The last song on the album would be Obama singing Winds of Change, but at the end, he just starts cackling maniacally.

    I put too much thought into that.
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.

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