An Alternative History

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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    mammasan wrote:
    I have the book and it's one of the funniest books I've read in a long time.

    They have books now?
    South Park has become it's own religion.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    gue_barium wrote:
    They have books now?
    South Park has become it's own religion.

    No the book about the Flying Spaghetti monster. It's called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    mammasan wrote:
    No the book about the Flying Spaghetti monster. It's called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    LOL, damn.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    gue_barium wrote:
    LOL, damn.

    It's a great book. One of my favorite parts in the description of heaven. It has beer volcanos and stripper factories as far as the eye can see. It also discusses global warming and how it is occuring because of the lack of pirates in our modern times.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    mammasan wrote:
    It's a great book. One of my favorite parts in the description of heaven. It has beer volcanos and stripper factories as far as the eye can see. It also discusses global warming and how it is occuring because of the lack of pirates in our modern times.

    The sound of that sure beats the hell out of listening to Ned Flanders play harp all day long. Could you imagine a worse torture ?????????
    Music is not a competetion.
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    lucylespian wrote:
    The sound of that sure beats the hell out of listening to Ned Flanders play harp all day long. Could you imagine a worse torture ?????????

    Pirates, strippers, and beer. Can't think of a better way to spend an eternity in the afterlife.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • prism
    prism Posts: 2,440
    mammasan wrote:
    Pirates, strippers, and beer. Can't think of a better way to spend an eternity in the afterlife.


    can girls join this church or are you strickly talking butt pirates? ;)
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    soulsinging wrote:
    who is david icke?

    David Vaughan Icke (pronounced "IKE" /aɪk/) (born April 29, 1952) is a British writer. A former professional football player, reporter, television sports presenter, and spokesman for the Green Party, he has devoted himself since 1990 to researching "who and what is really controlling the world." [1] He is the author of 20 books explaining his views.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke

    About a year or so ago I watched his film called "The secrets of the matrix" which was quite interesting and supportive of this hybrid theory. I'd suggest watching it, so long as you don't get sucked into it.
    http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7418800186933117771&q=secrets+of+the+matrix
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    Ahnimus wrote:
    David Vaughan Icke (pronounced "IKE" /aɪk/) (born April 29, 1952) is a British writer. A former professional football player, reporter, television sports presenter, and spokesman for the Green Party, he has devoted himself since 1990 to researching "who and what is really controlling the world." [1] He is the author of 20 books explaining his views.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke

    About a year or so ago I watched his film called "The secrets of the matrix" which was quite interesting and supportive of this hybrid theory. I'd suggest watching it, so long as you don't get sucked into it.
    http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7418800186933117771&q=secrets+of+the+matrix

    Is this the stuff angelica was pushing? if it was, i wasn't aware of it, but i remember something about 'illuminatti' in her signature, or on myspace.
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  • korby
    korby Posts: 298
    and here i always thought it was tv commercials
    its ok
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    gue_barium wrote:
    Is this the stuff angelica was pushing? if it was, i wasn't aware of it, but i remember something about 'illuminatti' in her signature, or on myspace.

    Not really. She's coming from more of a "What the BLEEP do we know?" perspective I think. But I don't really know, you'd have to ask her.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    prism wrote:
    can girls join this church or are you strickly talking butt pirates? ;)


    the more women the better.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • my2hands
    my2hands Posts: 17,117
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Back in ancient Sumer the Anunnaki, an alien reptilian race inhabited the earth and ruled over humans. Some of them breed with humans to create a hybrid bloodline. The Anunnaki were superior intellectually to humans, and if were still around today would still be superior. The Anunnaki knew that human beings operate on hormones, desires, fear, etc.. they passed on the knowledge of our robotic nature to a select group of people. These people, the Illuminati, created dogmas and religions to distort our perception of reality, to the exact opposite, a belief in indeterminism and Good and Evil. Since that time humans have been under the influence of a small group of enlightened individuals that use systematic mind-control programs to keep us in check, extort our wealth and control the planet.


    not very far off from what the wacko's in the "Nation of Islam" teach and believe. not much different at all.
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    my2hands wrote:
    not very far off from what the wacko's in the "Nation of Islam" teach and believe. not much different at all.

    It's actually the basis for most conspiracy theories about freemasonry, illuminati, skull and bones, the world elite, etc...

    David Icke, Alex Jones, etc... etc...

    I mean, people say "They are whackos", but then believe in ancient hebrew texts, that there is a God that created the universe and took a rib from adam to make eve.

    What these "Whackos" are basing their belief on is ancient Sumerian texts that are the oldest on the planet and more plentiful than the hebrew.

    So, wait, who are the whackos?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • PaperPlates
    PaperPlates Posts: 1,745
    Ahnimus wrote:
    It's actually the basis for most conspiracy theories about freemasonry, illuminati, skull and bones, the world elite, etc...

    David Icke, Alex Jones, etc... etc...

    I mean, people say "They are whackos", but then believe in ancient hebrew texts, that there is a God that created the universe and took a rib from adam to make eve.

    What these "Whackos" are basing their belief on is ancient Sumerian texts that are the oldest on the planet and more plentiful than the hebrew.

    So, wait, who are the whackos?


    I think you've definitively shown who the wacko is. Thanks. :D
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    PaperPlates wrote:
    I think you've definitively shown who the wacko is. Thanks. :D

    Who might that be?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    mammasan wrote:
    It's a great book. One of my favorite parts in the description of heaven. It has beer volcanos and stripper factories as far as the eye can see. It also discusses global warming and how it is occuring because of the lack of pirates in our modern times.

    Sounds plausible! :cool:
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Who might that be?

    Michael Jackson? :confused:
  • jrd
    jrd Posts: 3,060
    mammasan wrote:
    If you don't know what Ramen means then you are no true Pastafarian.

    I know someone called Raman... is he likely to be a Pastafarian? Or made of noodles ?
    Oh yeah? Well, I've had about enough of morons and halfwits, dolts, dunces, dullards and dumbbells - and you chowderhead yokel, you blithering hayseed, you - you've had enough of me?
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    jrd wrote:
    I know someone called Raman... is he likely to be a Pastafarian? Or made of noodles ?

    Blasphemer!! :mad:
    He is man made manifest in the image of the noodle God. I think? :confused:

    This is what will happen to you if you fuck with David Icke...

    http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=262882&display=photoshop

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