An Alternative History

Ahnimus
Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
edited March 2007 in A Moving Train
Back in ancient Sumer the Anunnaki, an alien reptilian race inhabited the earth and ruled over humans. Some of them breed with humans to create a hybrid bloodline. The Anunnaki were superior intellectually to humans, and if were still around today would still be superior. The Anunnaki knew that human beings operate on hormones, desires, fear, etc.. they passed on the knowledge of our robotic nature to a select group of people. These people, the Illuminati, created dogmas and religions to distort our perception of reality, to the exact opposite, a belief in indeterminism and Good and Evil. Since that time humans have been under the influence of a small group of enlightened individuals that use systematic mind-control programs to keep us in check, extort our wealth and control the planet.
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  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    So, that's what happened to Angelica.
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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    Why isn't this story believable?

    It's supported by ancient scribblings and scientific knowledge.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • surferdude
    surferdude Posts: 2,057
    Ahnimus wrote:
    Why isn't this story believable?

    It's supported by ancient scribblings and scientific knowledge.
    No one's stopping you from believing it. If this is where your search for the truth has lead you then so be it.
    “One good thing about music,
    when it hits you, you feel to pain.
    So brutalize me with music.”
    ~ Bob Marley
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    gue_barium wrote:
    So, that's what happened to Angelica.

    hehe.... :D
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    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    surferdude wrote:
    No one's stopping you from believing it. If this is where your search for the truth has lead you then so be it.

    No, I just don't understand why it's not more widely accepted. 34 of the U.S. presidents can be connected to this hyrbid bloodline.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Ahnimus wrote:
    No, I just don't understand why it's not more widely accepted. 34 of the U.S. presidents can be connected to this hyrbid bloodline.

    hahahahahahaha.

    it all makes sense now. this whole time you've been playing at being an intelligent scientist and you were actually a nutty scientologist. this explains so much. what hybrid bloodline and which presidents?
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    soulsinging wrote:
    hahahahahahaha.

    it all makes sense now. this whole time you've been playing at being an intelligent scientist and you were actually a nutty scientologist. this explains so much. what hybrid bloodline and which presidents?

    lol, oh man. You do realize that this thread is a joke, right?

    Alot of people like David Icke believe it though, and it has as much if not more supporting it than Christianity does.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    This is crap, the planet is really ruled by teh Flying Spaghetti Monster, see
    http://www.venganza.org/

    Our followers will slaughter your followers, or at least coat you in tomato sauce to make you look slaughtered.

    I wonder if they are teaching this in Kansas yet ???????????
    Music is not a competetion.
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    lucylespian wrote:
    This is crap, the planet is really ruled by teh Flying Spaghetti Monster, see
    http://www.venganza.org/

    Our followers will slaughter your followers, or at least coat you in tomato sauce to make you look slaughtered.

    I wonder if they are teaching this in Kansas yet ???????????

    Ramen!!!
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    mammasan wrote:
    Ramen!!!

    Sorry, that was a bit brief and cryptic. CAn you elaborate ? It's ringing a bell from a sci-fi book, but can't put my finger on it.
    Music is not a competetion.
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    lucylespian wrote:
    Sorry, that was a bit brief and cryptic. CAn you elaborate ? It's ringing a bell from a sci-fi book, but can't put my finger on it.

    If you don't know what Ramen means then you are no true Pastafarian.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    lucylespian wrote:
    Sorry, that was a bit brief and cryptic. CAn you elaborate ? It's ringing a bell from a sci-fi book, but can't put my finger on it.

    In the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Ramen is the equivilant of saying Amen in a Christian church. Get it Ramen as in ramen noodles.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • Ahnimus
    Ahnimus Posts: 10,560
    mammasan wrote:
    In the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Ramen is the equivilant of saying Amen in a Christian church. Get it Ramen as in ramen noodles.

    I thought you meant Ramen noodles. I love em.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    Ahnimus wrote:
    I thought you meant Ramen noodles. I love em.

    I love them too.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • soulsinging
    soulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Ahnimus wrote:
    lol, oh man. You do realize that this thread is a joke, right?

    Alot of people like David Icke believe it though, and it has as much if not more supporting it than Christianity does.

    who is david icke?
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    mammasan wrote:
    If you don't know what Ramen means then you are no true Pastafarian.

    Uh-oh, busted !!!!!!!!!!
    Never mind, we'll still kill a few lizard followers today, cos it's a generally devout thing to do, and it might win a few brownie points with some god somewhere.
    Music is not a competetion.
  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    lucylespian wrote:
    Uh-oh, busted !!!!!!!!!!
    Never mind, we'll still kill a few lizard followers today, cos it's a generally devout thing to do, and it might win a few brownie points with some god somewhere.

    Pastafarians are definetly superior to lizard worshipers. They either convert or suffer the wrath of the Pirate Fish.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • gue_barium
    gue_barium Posts: 5,515
    I saw that flying spaghetti monster episode of south park for the first time a few weeks ago. in fact, i think that's the only time i've watched an entire episode of that show. i could not believe that they aired, on regular tv, the sex with that bible-thumping transvestite teacher and the atheist. that was hilarious, and disgusting at the same time.
    classic.
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  • mammasan
    mammasan Posts: 5,656
    gue_barium wrote:
    I saw that flying spaghetti monster episode of south park for the first time a few weeks ago. in fact, i think that's the only time i've watched an entire episode of that show. i could not believe that they aired, on regular tv, the sex with that bible-thumping transvestite teacher and the atheist. that was hilarious, and disgusting at the same time.
    classic.

    I have the book and it's one of the funniest books I've read in a long time.
    "When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads." - Ron Paul
  • lucylespian
    lucylespian Posts: 2,403
    gue_barium wrote:
    I saw that flying spaghetti monster episode of south park for the first time a few weeks ago. in fact, i think that's the only time i've watched an entire episode of that show. i could not believe that they aired, on regular tv, the sex with that bible-thumping transvestite teacher and the atheist. that was hilarious, and disgusting at the same time.
    classic.

    I haven't seen that, I think that would kill me !!!!!
    Music is not a competetion.

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