An Alternative History
Ahnimus
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Back in ancient Sumer the Anunnaki, an alien reptilian race inhabited the earth and ruled over humans. Some of them breed with humans to create a hybrid bloodline. The Anunnaki were superior intellectually to humans, and if were still around today would still be superior. The Anunnaki knew that human beings operate on hormones, desires, fear, etc.. they passed on the knowledge of our robotic nature to a select group of people. These people, the Illuminati, created dogmas and religions to distort our perception of reality, to the exact opposite, a belief in indeterminism and Good and Evil. Since that time humans have been under the influence of a small group of enlightened individuals that use systematic mind-control programs to keep us in check, extort our wealth and control the planet.
I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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It's supported by ancient scribblings and scientific knowledge.
when it hits you, you feel to pain.
So brutalize me with music.”
~ Bob Marley
hehe....
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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No, I just don't understand why it's not more widely accepted. 34 of the U.S. presidents can be connected to this hyrbid bloodline.
hahahahahahaha.
it all makes sense now. this whole time you've been playing at being an intelligent scientist and you were actually a nutty scientologist. this explains so much. what hybrid bloodline and which presidents?
lol, oh man. You do realize that this thread is a joke, right?
Alot of people like David Icke believe it though, and it has as much if not more supporting it than Christianity does.
http://www.venganza.org/
Our followers will slaughter your followers, or at least coat you in tomato sauce to make you look slaughtered.
I wonder if they are teaching this in Kansas yet ???????????
Ramen!!!
Sorry, that was a bit brief and cryptic. CAn you elaborate ? It's ringing a bell from a sci-fi book, but can't put my finger on it.
If you don't know what Ramen means then you are no true Pastafarian.
In the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Ramen is the equivilant of saying Amen in a Christian church. Get it Ramen as in ramen noodles.
I thought you meant Ramen noodles. I love em.
I love them too.
who is david icke?
Uh-oh, busted !!!!!!!!!!
Never mind, we'll still kill a few lizard followers today, cos it's a generally devout thing to do, and it might win a few brownie points with some god somewhere.
Pastafarians are definetly superior to lizard worshipers. They either convert or suffer the wrath of the Pirate Fish.
classic.
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I have the book and it's one of the funniest books I've read in a long time.
I haven't seen that, I think that would kill me !!!!!
They have books now?
South Park has become it's own religion.
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No the book about the Flying Spaghetti monster. It's called the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
LOL, damn.
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It's a great book. One of my favorite parts in the description of heaven. It has beer volcanos and stripper factories as far as the eye can see. It also discusses global warming and how it is occuring because of the lack of pirates in our modern times.
The sound of that sure beats the hell out of listening to Ned Flanders play harp all day long. Could you imagine a worse torture ?????????
Pirates, strippers, and beer. Can't think of a better way to spend an eternity in the afterlife.
can girls join this church or are you strickly talking butt pirates?
angels share laughter
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David Vaughan Icke (pronounced "IKE" /aɪk/) (born April 29, 1952) is a British writer. A former professional football player, reporter, television sports presenter, and spokesman for the Green Party, he has devoted himself since 1990 to researching "who and what is really controlling the world." [1] He is the author of 20 books explaining his views.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke
About a year or so ago I watched his film called "The secrets of the matrix" which was quite interesting and supportive of this hybrid theory. I'd suggest watching it, so long as you don't get sucked into it.
http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7418800186933117771&q=secrets+of+the+matrix
Is this the stuff angelica was pushing? if it was, i wasn't aware of it, but i remember something about 'illuminatti' in her signature, or on myspace.
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