So I got to thinking last night about Jesus

this is 2007 people..jesus would for sure have his own corporate jet.

this thread feels like a virtual lobotomy..

ledvedderman wrote:

It doesn't have anything to do with anything. I think it is odd that the same right wing crazies who hate anything to come from the middle east would be in shock when they found out that Jesus looked like the very men they hate.

Like I said earlier, just thinking out loud.

Why would Jesus get on a plane? Good question.

for the peanuts. palistinians love peanuts.

i wouldn't care if jesus was a 7 foot tall skinny black guy with a two foot round yellow afro and had multi colored toes. too much fucking hate and retarded opinions in this world!!

I think what is being described here is the Madonna "Like A Prayer" version of Jesus.

Collin wrote:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/research/1282186.html

He's got a bit of a WTF expression going on there.:D

What would those "crazies" think if Jesus looked like this I wonder:

http://www.littlefyodor.com/gx/frontpage.jpg

with Mary

http://www.enfusemagazine.com/assets/audio/fyodor/lf&bgothic.jpg

somebodyelse'ssky wrote:

i wouldn't care if jesus was a 7 foot tall skinny black guy with a two foot round yellow afro and had multi colored toes.

Don't let Stone hear you say that.

Well... the way I see it...
Why would Jesus come to save America? Really. Why do we need to be saved from our comfortable, middle-class, well fed, not living with the possibility of having our heads removed with a machete in the middle of the night lives?
Let's pretend i was a descent person... like the ones who will be saved by Jesus... and He came to my comfortable air conditioned home in sunny, Orange County, California while i was sitting on my comfy sofa, watching 'Law and Order' re-runs on the t.v. while in the middle of eating a delicious toasted Subway meatball/pepperoni sandwich and an ice cold cervesa Corona. Jesus says, "I'm here to save you, dude... because you are a descent person".
You know what I would say? I'd say, "Thanx, bud... but, you know what? I'm pretty comfortable over here in sunny Orange County, California... How 'bout you go save the poor bastards in Darfur and places like that, first? I mean... no disrespect... you can come and get me later, because i DO want to go... but, those poor saps over there (and a million other places in this world) are WAAAAY worse off than me. Come get me on the return trip... I'll be waiting.
Oh... and you want a beer?"
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In other words... I've decided to follow Jesus's teaching and try to live my life in the manner of which He spoke... not in the manner of the religions that speak in His name. I am not going to sit around, waiting for the Second Coming of Jesus to save me... instead, I have decided to save myself by following His guidance, seeing His second coming as already come in the act my life trying to follow in His footsteps. Sure, I know there is no way I can be like Jesus.... but, I can do my best to follow teachings.
And His teachings leads me to believe that He will come to save the peole who are suffering in the world... even the ones that don't believe in Him. Not those of us living in america. To me... that would have been like Jesus saving the people of Rome's souls, before the souls of the people of Israel.
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But... that's just me.

ledvedderman wrote:

I really wonder if Jesus (real or not, my jury is still out on this one) were to come back and just walk around and try to board an airplane...would he get "randomly selected" for further inspection.

Just me thinking out loud on here.

You should probably think out loud a little more quietly