Man Cuts Off Own Penis

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  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    sigh eternally wrote:
    i wish i had a penis to cut off.


    Forever single? ;)


    As for the guy who actually cut his penis off. Maybe somebody told him the story about how a guy only gets so many touches and then it is rendered useless. And he believed it.

    Are penis' included when you sign your donor card on your licence?
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  • _Crazy_Mary_
    _Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    all this talk about decockitation is getting me HOTT
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    all this talk about decockitation is getting me HOTT
    ...
    YIKES!!!
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Cosmo wrote:
    All kinds of weird shit happens in the Philippines... do you think that maybe we should build a wall around it?

    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
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  • even flow?
    even flow? Posts: 8,066
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.


    :eek:
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  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    ...
    Okay... that's fucked up. A boy learns at a very early age to keep sharp metal objects as far away from their genetailia as possible. To bring a knife to bear... in your teens... that's insanity. Of course sex will be appreciated after getting your crank fileted... I'm guessing having your schlong dipped on molten cheese fonfue would feel better than that.
    ...
    And as for dear old Dad and Uncle Bob bing your first sexual experience... no wonder dudes is chopping off their wangs.
    ...
    We need to build that wall.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Okay... that's fucked up. A boy learns at a very early age to keep sharp metal objects as far away from their genetailia as possible. To bring a knife to bear... in your teens... that's insanity. Of course sex will be appreciated after getting your crank fileted... I'm guessing having your schlong dipped on molten cheese fonfue would feel better than that.
    ...
    And as for dear old Dad and Uncle Bob bing your first sexual experience... no wonder dudes is chopping off their wangs.
    ...
    We need to build that wall.

    haha, i didn't say the dad or uncle IS their first sexual experience, i said they take them TO their first sexual experience. at least according to my 2 phillipino pals.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Cosmo
    Cosmo Posts: 12,225
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    haha, i didn't say the dad or uncle IS their first sexual experience, i said they take them TO their first sexual experience. at least according to my 2 phillipino pals.
    ...
    Whew!!! I was thinking... man, that'll screw you up something fierce.
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  • danika_bookworm
    danika_bookworm Posts: 162
    Cosmo wrote:
    All kinds of weird shit happens in the Philippines... do you think that maybe we should build a wall around it?
    ummm... i'm filipino, but yeah, we'll build a wall so that you won't know the crazy shit we'd be doing once the wall's built
  • danika_bookworm
    danika_bookworm Posts: 162
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    are you filipino?

    anyway, it's also the parent who gives us our first drinking experience (i'm pinoy/filipino). there's even a joke about scoring drugs: if you can't help doing drugs, ask help from you're parents. they'll know who the best drug supplier is.
  • HunterandHunted
    HunterandHunted Posts: 140
    In 1989 a man in Boston, Massachussets injected Cocaine into his boy (fuckin dumbass) only for it to turn gangrene and fall off/disintegrate!
    Bet he wished he'd just chopped it off...
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  • danika_bookworm
    danika_bookworm Posts: 162
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    haha, i didn't say the dad or uncle IS their first sexual experience, i said they take them TO their first sexual experience. at least according to my 2 phillipino pals.
    well, that's true, i know because i'm filipino. i dread the time when my dad would bring my little brothers to a brothel when they turn 12...
  • danika_bookworm
    danika_bookworm Posts: 162
    HunterandHunted wrote:
    In 1989 a man in Boston, Massachussets injected Cocaine into his boy (fuckin dumbass) only for it to turn gangrene and fall off/disintegrate!
    Bet he wished he'd just chopped it off...
    see... he's not filipino nor was he in the philippines... (i know, i'm being defensive for my country)
  • BeBe
    BeBe Posts: 229
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Whew!!! I was thinking... man, that'll screw you up something fierce.


    lmfaorotf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • T C H
    T C H Posts: 85
    Has anyone noticed how there is a bit of a phallic obsession on this board?
    I've got a Gibson without a case, but I can't get that even tanned look on my face...
  • danika_bookworm
    danika_bookworm Posts: 162
    T C H wrote:
    Has anyone noticed how there is a bit of a phallic obsession on this board?
    i guess everybody flinched when they heard about the severed member news

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