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Man Cuts Off Own Penis

danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
edited September 2006 in A Moving Train
This beats http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=216124&highlight=penis+transplant

PHILIPPINES, Sept 22, 2006-- A man cuts off his own penis, I saw in our evening news last night. His severed organ was found in a garbage can (which was beside him while he was stopping the gushing blood from his crotch). When asked why he cut off his penis, he answered that his penis was useles already because he's not married...
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  • *given*to*fly**given*to*fly* Posts: 325
    W E I R D
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  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    Well, I remember reading a similar story, a few years back. That bloke seemed to be in the closet, with severe difficulties coming to terms with his sexuality. I think he went on the Springer show in the end, and got himself a drag queen lover.
  • Boom The CatBoom The Cat Posts: 482
    I heard a story about a guy whos foreskin was too small for his penis and it was agony whenever he got an erection (OUCH: TEEN YEARS) so one day he put it on a breadboard and just chopped his penis off with a meat cleaver.

    Damn..
    no matter where you go,
    there you are.

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  • GRIMMYGRIMMY Posts: 370
    Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,563
    that is too nutty i can bearly cut my own toe nails let alone an organ shit why did he think you have to be married to use the damm dick...


    passive agressive bullshit !!!
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    every time you masturbate...
    god kills a kitten


    please, think of the kittens.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
    Boom The Cat wrote:
    I heard a story about a guy whos foreskin was too small for his penis and it was agony whenever he got an erection (OUCH: TEEN YEARS) so one day he put it on a breadboard and just chopped his penis off with a meat cleaver.

    Damn..

    I have a friend who's a doctor, and he says a man might get tight foreskin if he has been circumcised in when he was very young (some are circumcised when they are infants). It's really risky to circumcise a small penis that the foreskin might stretch when the boy grows older.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Posts: 12,223
    josevolution wrote:
    that is too nutty i can bearly cut my own toe nails let alone an organ shit why did he think you have to be married to use the damm dick...


    passive agressive bullshit !!!

    Nothing passive about cuttin' yer cock off.
  • stateofloventrust12stateofloventrust12 Posts: 88
    im hoping this man was under the influence of something. i dont have a penis but the thought of that makes my crotch hurt.
    An ounce of deception
    Kills a pound of pain
  • elstongunnelstongunn Posts: 285
    brain of c wrote:
    every time you masturbate...
    god kills a kitten


    please, think of the kittens.
    i;m a dog lover.
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  • danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
    this one's more bizarre:
    http://news.inq7.net/breaking/index.php?index=2&story_id=29696

    Man cuts off, eats sex organ in Zamboanga City

    ZAMBOANGA CITY, Zamboanga del Sur, Philippines -- A man ended up in a southern Philippines hospital Monday after severing and then eating his own penis, hospital officials said.
    Ernesto Almonte, 40, was in stable condition at the Zamboanga City Medical Center, emergency room staff told Agence France-Presse.

    They could not confirm a report by local radio station DXRG that the bizarre act was triggered by an erectile dysfunction problem.

    Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

    This might be one of the effects of poverty? he might have had nothing to eat anymore...
  • StoneG82StoneG82 Posts: 806
    "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

    It's really mean but this made me laugh out loud.

    I'm an asshole, I know.
    "What’s Orphans? I don’t know. Orphans is a dead end kid driving a coffin with big tires across the Ohio River wearing welding goggles and a wife beater with a lit firecracker in his ear." - Tom Waits
  • BeBeBeBe Posts: 229
    I thought it was the opposite..If you got married then your penis is useless..:):):):):)
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  • danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
    StoneG82 wrote:
    "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

    It's really mean but this made me laugh out loud.

    I'm an asshole, I know.
    hey, no worries, i laughed out loud too
  • crittablescrittables Posts: 342
    talk about disturbing. and incredibly embarrassing. how would you like it if you were known as the guy who cut off his penis?
  • sigh eternallysigh eternally Posts: 421
    i wish i had a penis to cut off.
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    crittables wrote:
    how would you like it if you were known as the guy who cut off his penis?


    I guess any guy who has gotten a sex change would fall into that category.
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  • ledveddermanledvedderman Posts: 7,761
    StoneG82 wrote:
    "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

    It's really mean but this made me laugh out loud.

    I'm an asshole, I know.

    Don't worry man, I started tearing up when I read that because I was laughing so hard.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Boom The Cat wrote:
    I heard a story about a guy whos foreskin was too small for his penis and it was agony whenever he got an erection (OUCH: TEEN YEARS) so one day he put it on a breadboard and just chopped his penis off with a meat cleaver.

    Damn..

    now that's sad. i wonder if there was anything that a doctor could have done for him?? can't they add foreskin??
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    All kinds of weird shit happens in the Philippines... do you think that maybe we should build a wall around it?
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  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    sigh eternally wrote:
    i wish i had a penis to cut off.


    Forever single? ;)


    As for the guy who actually cut his penis off. Maybe somebody told him the story about how a guy only gets so many touches and then it is rendered useless. And he believed it.

    Are penis' included when you sign your donor card on your licence?
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  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    all this talk about decockitation is getting me HOTT
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    all this talk about decockitation is getting me HOTT
    ...
    YIKES!!!
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Cosmo wrote:
    All kinds of weird shit happens in the Philippines... do you think that maybe we should build a wall around it?

    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • even flow?even flow? Posts: 8,066
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.


    :eek:
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  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    ...
    Okay... that's fucked up. A boy learns at a very early age to keep sharp metal objects as far away from their genetailia as possible. To bring a knife to bear... in your teens... that's insanity. Of course sex will be appreciated after getting your crank fileted... I'm guessing having your schlong dipped on molten cheese fonfue would feel better than that.
    ...
    And as for dear old Dad and Uncle Bob bing your first sexual experience... no wonder dudes is chopping off their wangs.
    ...
    We need to build that wall.
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Posts: 12,158
    Cosmo wrote:
    ...
    Okay... that's fucked up. A boy learns at a very early age to keep sharp metal objects as far away from their genetailia as possible. To bring a knife to bear... in your teens... that's insanity. Of course sex will be appreciated after getting your crank fileted... I'm guessing having your schlong dipped on molten cheese fonfue would feel better than that.
    ...
    And as for dear old Dad and Uncle Bob bing your first sexual experience... no wonder dudes is chopping off their wangs.
    ...
    We need to build that wall.

    haha, i didn't say the dad or uncle IS their first sexual experience, i said they take them TO their first sexual experience. at least according to my 2 phillipino pals.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    haha, i didn't say the dad or uncle IS their first sexual experience, i said they take them TO their first sexual experience. at least according to my 2 phillipino pals.
    ...
    Whew!!! I was thinking... man, that'll screw you up something fierce.
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    Hail, Hail!!!
  • danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
    Cosmo wrote:
    All kinds of weird shit happens in the Philippines... do you think that maybe we should build a wall around it?
    ummm... i'm filipino, but yeah, we'll build a wall so that you won't know the crazy shit we'd be doing once the wall's built
  • danika_bookwormdanika_bookworm Posts: 162
    aBoxOfFear wrote:
    in the phillipines, boys get circumsized when they are early teens, so they appreciate sex more because of the pain they endured. plus, it's usually the dad or uncle who takes the boy for their first time sexual experience.
    are you filipino?

    anyway, it's also the parent who gives us our first drinking experience (i'm pinoy/filipino). there's even a joke about scoring drugs: if you can't help doing drugs, ask help from you're parents. they'll know who the best drug supplier is.
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