Surrealist Limerick

FinsburyParkCarrots
FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited October 2005 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
There was an old man from Big Sur
who spoke the odd non sequitur:
If you'd ask him the way
straight to Monterey Bay
he'd say, elephant didgeridoo doodah hulahoop biscuit nose job widdly widdly
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  • DopeBeastie
    DopeBeastie Posts: 2,513
    oh, and I do so love Monterey...


    :D
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    There was not an old fart from Far Feast,
    Whose goal was to flame every beast,
    His minions were deemed
    to be part of what seemed
    A whole sensible and sinusless sizzlingness succint-east
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    I wanna meet these two fellas ^ :D
    they seem like FUN!


    you kids have soo much talent..indeed.
    (:( missed you 2)
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Hugs Ruby. :)
  • pacifier
    pacifier Posts: 1,009
    what makes a Surrealist Limerick?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    There was a nymphette from Delhi
    Who sellotaped teeth to her belly
    she would taste sabateurs
    washed down with a Coors
    whilst sitting in front of the telly
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • pacifier
    pacifier Posts: 1,009
    I'm joining in even though I don't know how and I'm stealing half my material from the Simpsons :)


    the once was a man named McGreg
    who had one an arm for a leg
    his leg was his arm
    his smile his charm
    now he makes a mint when he begs

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