Surrealist Limerick
FinsburyParkCarrots
Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
There was an old man from Big Sur
who spoke the odd non sequitur:
If you'd ask him the way
straight to Monterey Bay
he'd say, elephant didgeridoo doodah hulahoop biscuit nose job widdly widdly
who spoke the odd non sequitur:
If you'd ask him the way
straight to Monterey Bay
he'd say, elephant didgeridoo doodah hulahoop biscuit nose job widdly widdly
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Whose goal was to flame every beast,
His minions were deemed
to be part of what seemed
A whole sensible and sinusless sizzlingness succint-east
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green
they seem like FUN!
you kids have soo much talent..indeed.
(:( missed you 2)
Who sellotaped teeth to her belly
she would taste sabateurs
washed down with a Coors
whilst sitting in front of the telly
the once was a man named McGreg
who had one an arm for a leg
his leg was his arm
his smile his charm
now he makes a mint when he begs