Dear Sir

FinsburyParkCarrots
FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
edited March 2004 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I am delighted to make your acquaintance;
your business attachee has given me assurance
of your trusted support.

I am Barrister Squiggleyquinker O' Radar-Dantooine;
I represent the Most Excellent Highnesses
the Royal Family of Maleftyboobu,
exiled by a coup in their native State in 1974.
They have lived in an undisclosed underground
mountain water filtering system
near the border with Yellatenashus
ever since
and have declared themselves bankrupt
in order to preserve their wealth
for a day of glorious return.

I am writing to you today
To entrust you with 38 suitcases
containing their secret wealth
to be deposited at a Swiss bank of our deciding
a total of 800 million USD
which we will hand over to you
at an agreed time
and
at a specified public location.

For a percentage
which we will generously award you,
plus freedom of the city of L____

you must contact me at ________
with a cheque for $999.99

Thanking you for your time

Yours faithfully

:D

Sound familiar to anyone?
:D:D:D
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  • sultryevening
    sultryevening Posts: 522
    yeah- my bank sends me letters like that all the time
    im sure they're taking the piss out of me?
    Some people have to have the sultry evenings Cocktails in the blue, red and grey But I like every minute of the day.
    INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
    Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
    E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
    Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
    Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    :D:D:D:D:D

    You make me smile, Fins! Thanks!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • tenaciousA
    tenaciousA Posts: 604
    oh, delightful! :D
    ~all is full of love~
  • olderman
    olderman Posts: 1,765
    Do you want my bank account number?
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    I got one of those letters today! I'm going to print it and frame it.

    :D

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