Dear Sir
FinsburyParkCarrots
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I am delighted to make your acquaintance;
your business attachee has given me assurance
of your trusted support.
I am Barrister Squiggleyquinker O' Radar-Dantooine;
I represent the Most Excellent Highnesses
the Royal Family of Maleftyboobu,
exiled by a coup in their native State in 1974.
They have lived in an undisclosed underground
mountain water filtering system
near the border with Yellatenashus
ever since
and have declared themselves bankrupt
in order to preserve their wealth
for a day of glorious return.
I am writing to you today
To entrust you with 38 suitcases
containing their secret wealth
to be deposited at a Swiss bank of our deciding
a total of 800 million USD
which we will hand over to you
at an agreed time
and
at a specified public location.
For a percentage
which we will generously award you,
plus freedom of the city of L____
you must contact me at ________
with a cheque for $999.99
Thanking you for your time
Yours faithfully
Sound familiar to anyone?
:D:D
your business attachee has given me assurance
of your trusted support.
I am Barrister Squiggleyquinker O' Radar-Dantooine;
I represent the Most Excellent Highnesses
the Royal Family of Maleftyboobu,
exiled by a coup in their native State in 1974.
They have lived in an undisclosed underground
mountain water filtering system
near the border with Yellatenashus
ever since
and have declared themselves bankrupt
in order to preserve their wealth
for a day of glorious return.
I am writing to you today
To entrust you with 38 suitcases
containing their secret wealth
to be deposited at a Swiss bank of our deciding
a total of 800 million USD
which we will hand over to you
at an agreed time
and
at a specified public location.
For a percentage
which we will generously award you,
plus freedom of the city of L____
you must contact me at ________
with a cheque for $999.99
Thanking you for your time
Yours faithfully
Sound familiar to anyone?
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im sure they're taking the piss out of me?
INTER-FUCKING-MISSION!!!
Newcastle-Riverside 02/22/92!!!
E.rutherford New Jersey 01/06/06
Athens -Greece.survived !barely-
Wembley 18/06/07- no words- just smiles!
You make me smile, Fins! Thanks!
As she slams the door in his drunken face
And now he stands outside
And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
And his tears fall and burn the garden green