Lol!!

LOL!!
Trip and fall

Say the wrong thing a 1,000 times the same
re-peat-ed-ly mispronounce his name

fill the sign with typos
wake up with the winos

crash the brand-new car
wander around not knowing where you are


stain the rug, break the window
say you'll be there, and forget to go

spill hot coffee in his lap
run your stocking, burst a snap

fall asleep and be sure to snore
be the fattest, dullest bore

rip the sheets, pop a waterbed
forget to duck and bump your head

lose your mind in the middle of the piece
trip and fall while walking to your seat

anything embarrassing, be sure to do
and get it caught on video too
that's the best way to know just who

your real friends are