Lol!!
justam
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LOL!!
Trip and fall
Say the wrong thing a 1,000 times the same
re-peat-ed-ly mispronounce his name
fill the sign with typos
wake up with the winos
crash the brand-new car
wander around not knowing where you are
stain the rug, break the window
say you'll be there, and forget to go
spill hot coffee in his lap
run your stocking, burst a snap
fall asleep and be sure to snore
be the fattest, dullest bore
rip the sheets, pop a waterbed
forget to duck and bump your head
lose your mind in the middle of the piece
trip and fall while walking to your seat
anything embarrassing, be sure to do
and get it caught on video too
that's the best way to know just who
your real friends are
Trip and fall
Say the wrong thing a 1,000 times the same
re-peat-ed-ly mispronounce his name
fill the sign with typos
wake up with the winos
crash the brand-new car
wander around not knowing where you are
stain the rug, break the window
say you'll be there, and forget to go
spill hot coffee in his lap
run your stocking, burst a snap
fall asleep and be sure to snore
be the fattest, dullest bore
rip the sheets, pop a waterbed
forget to duck and bump your head
lose your mind in the middle of the piece
trip and fall while walking to your seat
anything embarrassing, be sure to do
and get it caught on video too
that's the best way to know just who
your real friends are
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take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
"Forgive every being,
the bad feelings
it's just me"
Thanks dear!