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  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    It occurs to me that B.E. is going to be quite sore by the end of today if several people around here have their way.


    Pun WHOLLY intended.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    I talked with B.E. earlier about this, privately, wetly, and we've decided that it's all in the name of poetic license.

    So squeegee my nut sack
    with your underwear toilet tongue.
    Your fluffy taffy poonany
    leaks from your panties
    like an orangatang twisting in a blender
    I bend her and I end her
    and her pubic hair noose
    is never loose
    and my head chokes
    plushly,
    richly,
    inching
    in the sweaty rush
    of the underbrush
    :D:D

    Love it!

    And seta, it hurts SO good!

    Come on baby, make it hurt SO good!


    Oh yeah, and BTW, I'm mostly shaved! :D:p
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    lady, I'm just the videographer for this little charade.


    and if you quote John Cougar Mellencamp at me again, we're through.

    now shut up and open wide.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Radar(Baba)O'Riley
    Radar(Baba)O'Riley Posts: 947
    Originally posted by setaside2
    and if you quote John Cougar Mellencamp at me again, we're through.
    Lil' diddy 'bout jackin' Diane..............
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    OK that was

    SOOOOOOO

    predictable.


    Does it hurt to be predictable? LOL.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    OK that was

    SOOOOOOO

    predictable.


    Does it hurt to be predictable? LOL.

    Pre - DIC - table. That was funny! I don't know, does the table hurt before you put your dick on it? Maybe you'd better ask the table.


    Oh yeah,

    I fight authority

    Authority always wins

    I've been doing it since I was a young kid

    And I turned out great now

    Yeah, I fight authority

    Authority always wins! ;)


    Please don't say we're through. I have enough room in my heart for both you and Johnny C., could you find it in your heart of hearts to still have some room for me? :)
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I supPOSE


    that I might still be able to have love for you, B.E.

    Maybe.

    If you're lucky. And if you're not too busy getting STUFFED by a RADAR and a CRANBERRY MALL.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    I supPOSE


    that I might still be able to have love for you, B.E.

    Maybe.

    If you're lucky. And if you're not too busy getting STUFFED by a RADAR and a CRANBERRY MALL.

    Call me a pepper baby, 'cause I AM STUFFED!

    &/or

    Love and hug me like a teddy bear baby, 'cause I AM STUFFED!

    You know, whatever tickles your fancy. :D
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
  • setaside2
    setaside2 Posts: 1,084
    I believe that should ever a teddy bear or a pepper should ever reach out and tickle me.. that I should go mad.
    I'm stepping in front of the gushing hydrant in a hurricane. I'd like to see the traction I keep.
  • Being Enlightened
    Being Enlightened Posts: 5,746
    Originally posted by setaside2
    I believe that should ever a teddy bear or a pepper should ever reach out and tickle me.. that I should go mad.

    Forget Tickle Me Elmo!

    Give me, Tickle Me Stuffed Pepper Bear!
    Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

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