Cool song titles

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  • bigmuzz
    bigmuzz Posts: 299
    Counting Bodies like Sheep to the rhythm of war drums - A Perfect circle
    How to make Gravy - James Reyne
    I miss my lung - Frenzal Rhomb
    Hooker with a penis - Tool
    Im just a killer for your love - Blur
    Emit Remmus - RHCP
    Earth Mofo - the Cult
    Its a Motherfucker - The Eels
    I might be a Cunt but i am not a Fucking Cunt! - TISM
    Good friends and a bottle of pills - Pantera
    Cameltosis - Korn
    We Suck Young Blood (Your Time is Up) - Radiohead
    A Punch Up At a Wedding (no no no no no no no) - " "
    A wolf at the door (it girl. rag doll) - " "
    Please dont ask me to smile - You Am I
    Frances Farmer will have her revenge on seattle - Nirvana
    God drinks at the Sando - The Whitlams
    I Make Hamburgers - " "
    Fuck You (An ode to no one) - Smashing Pumpkins
    Never Be Rude To An Arab - Monty Python (hahaha, any of their songs)
    The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares - MGF
    Let me be your dirty fucking whore - MGF
    Clams have feelings too (Actually they dont) - NOFX
    Another one bites the dust - Queen
    Jockey full of Bourbon - Tom Waits
    unprotected sex with multiple partners - against me
    you just like me cos im good in bed - skyhooks
    ego is not a dirty word - " "
    she's goin' bald - beach boys
    you think i aint worth a dollar but i feel like a millionaire - QOTSA
    buy me a pony - spiderbait
    jesus came from outta space - supergrass
    fairies wear boots - sabbath
    happiness is a warm gun - beatles
    why dont we do it in the road? - " "
    everybodys got somethin to hide except me and my monkey - " "
    i piss alone - regurgitator
    i will lick your arsehole - " "
    one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces - BFF


    there that'll do, those are some pretty cool song names......hope its not too many
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  • zircona1
    zircona1 Posts: 293
    MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack - Beck
    Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck
    Nitemare Hippy Girl - Beck
    Electric Music and the Summer People - Beck
    When It's Cold I'd Like to Die - Moby
    We Are All Made of Stars - Moby
    I Hate Music - The Replacements
    Bitchin' Camaro - The Dead Milkmen
    When I Win the Lottery - Camper Van Beethoven
    Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down - Ween
    Mister, Could You Please Help My Pony? - Ween
    "As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart."—Jubilee

    "I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions." - George Carlin
  • JamnPearl
    JamnPearl Posts: 204
    Lateralus
    ....
  • Matt Lukin
    Matt Lukin Posts: 647
    dr. Mowinckel wrote:
    Can't come up with a brilliant song title at this moment but I know a brilliant album title:

    "I'm a fucked up dancer but my moods are swinging" from the band I against I.

    I always thought the coolest album title was Devo's frist record:

    "Q:Are We Not Men? A:We are Devo!"
    The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
    And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
  • Dick Jones
    Dick Jones Posts: 777
    The Fun Machine Took A Shit and Died - QOTSA
    I Think I Lost My Headache - QOTSA
    Tremor Christ - ???
    Fuck Yeah, That Wide - Local H
    I Saw What You Did And I Know Who You Are - Local H
    Dick Jones - Local H (heh)
    Are you too good to tango with the poor poor boys?
  • corduroypants
    corduroypants Posts: 10
    Anything by Anal Cunt imho
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • dr. Mowinckel
    dr. Mowinckel Posts: 212
    Wake me up before I sleep - dEUS
    There's a trapdoor in the sun!
    2000 Pinkpop Festival, Netherlands
    2006 Arnhem, Netherlands
    2006 Antwerp, Belgium
    2007 Nijmegen, Netherlands
    2009 Philadelphia 4, PA
    2010 Bristow, VA
    2012 Amsterdam 1, Netherlands
    2013 Buffalo, NY
    2013 Baltimore, MD
    2015 Global Citizen Festival New York, NY
    2016 Hampton, VA
  • stateoflove79
    stateoflove79 Posts: 2,845
    zircona1 wrote:
    Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck

    This cracked me up...
    Is it so wrong to think that love can keep us safe?
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    'The Needle and the Damage Done' - Neil Young

    That is very cool.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • AndySlash
    AndySlash Posts: 3,293
    The correct answer is

    Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
  • stargirl69
    stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Bob Weir wrote:
    Any titles by the master Frank Zappa,Why does it hurt when I pee,come on thats brilliant.


    Ahh yes Zappa has the crown for weird and wonderful song titles.But Beck has a good go at the crown also



    MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack
    Nightmare Hippy Chick
    Truck Driving Neighbour Downstairs
    Stereopatheticsoulmanure
    “There should be a place where only the things you want to happen, happen”
  • JordyWordy
    JordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    I Don't Speak The Monkey Language, I Just Hear It - Redneck Manifesto
    You Owe Me Five Potatoes - ""
    Random Man On The Motorway - Vyvienne Long
    My Angel Rocks Back & Forth - FourTet
    The Kill - Fugazi
    Feel Good By Numbers - The Go! Team
    Everyone's A V.I.P. To Someone - ""
    Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
    Earth Died Screaming - Tom Waits
    Jesus, Etc - Wilco
    Your Pussys Glued To A Building On Fire - John Frusciante
    Oh! How The Dogs Stack Up - Mogwai
    Sit On My Face - Monthy Python
    Giddy Stratospheres - The Long Blondes
    The Man Who Would Be King - The Libertines
    This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like Im On This Song - SOAD
  • i like matt.c
    i like matt.c Posts: 1,124
    What Katy Did-The Libertines
    What Katy Did Next-Babyshambles
  • lalalalaaaaaaaa
    lalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    Like A Mother Fucker From Hell - The Datsuns
  • dirt
    dirt Posts: 398
    Where the Fuck's My Wallet? - Space Needle

    How's My Drinking? - Guided by Voices

    Tractor Rape Chain - Guided by Voices (not that cool of song title, but I cannot get the guitar hook of that song out of my head today)
    drive less - RIDE MORE!
  • nocode23
    nocode23 Posts: 411
    Not a song title but an album:

    Taking drugs to make music to take drugs to-Spacemen 3

    Also:

    Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space-Spiritualized
    Happiness is a warm gun
    Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey-Beatles
    I'm so bored with the USA-The Clash
  • itsevobaby
    itsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    casper leblanc wrote:
    I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer - The Cardigans

    I cannot get over how extremely cool and perfect this one is. I know it's a tad bit long, but to me that just adds to the charm.

    pretty cool song as well :cool:

    anyone else know some cool song titles?
    i'm wearing the green 'you need to be nicer' t-shirt :)

    nina could tell me to go fuck myself & it would sound perfect :o
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun
    LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    primus - here come the bastards
    primus - wynona's big brown beaver
    primus - too many puppies
    qotsa - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
    qotsa - you_got_a_killer_scene_there_man

    All Amon Amarth songs
  • Todd76
    Todd76 Posts: 1,469
    The Air Is Getting Slippery - Primus
    As The World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger - Sebadoh
    Bananas and Blow - Ween
    Broken Household Appliance National Park - Grandaddy
    My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist - the Decemberists
    Not If You Were the Last Dandy On Earth - the Brian Jonestown Massacre
    The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies - Faith No More
    Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World - The Flaming Lips
    The Hazards Of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees - Hayden
    Too Drunk To Dream - the Magnetic Fields
    None Of Them Knew They Were Robots - Mr Bungle
    Everyone I Went to Highschool With Is Dead - Mr Bungle
    Dead Is The Drunkest You Can Get - the Rheostatics
    Jesus Was Once A Teenager Too - the Rheostatics
    Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence - Pavement
    The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
    Ticker Tape Of The Unconscious - Stereolab
    The Noise Of Carpet - Stereolab
    Finish Your Collapse And Stay For Breakfast - Broken Social Scene
    Handjobs For The Holidays - Broken Social Scene
    Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain - Ween
    In my world everyone is a pony,
    and they all eat rainbows and pooh butterflies!
  • rockpants
    rockpants BC Posts: 838
    My all-time favourite: "Eat My Dust You Insensitive Fuck" - Catherine Wheel

    "Your Love Alone is Not Enough" - Manic Street Preachers feat. Nina Persson.

    "The Girl Who Wanted to Be God" - Manics

    "If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next" - Manics

    "If White America Told the Truth for One Day Its World Would Fall Apart" - Manics

    "You Stole the Sun From My Heart" - Manics

    "The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" - Morrissey

    "My Life is an Endless Succession of People Saying Goodbye" - Morrissey

    "There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends" - Morrissey

    "Desperate But Not Serious" - Adam and the Ants

    "I Hate Myself and Want to Die" - Nirvana

    "Soul Suckin' Jerk" - Beck

    "Jesus The Bookie" - Bocephus King

    "Late Night Bedroom Rock for the Missionaries" - Broken Social Scene

    "You and I Are a Gang of Losers" - The Dears

    "Who Are You, Defenders of the Universe?" - The Dears

    "Happiness Pie" - Death Lurks (Kids in the Hall)

    "Butt" - DSK

    "You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt" - Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)

    "Pretty Little Death Song" - The Headstones

    "Porno Mouth" - Holly McNarland

    "Woof Woof, I'm a Goof" - The Evaporators

    "Lullaby for the New World Order" - Matthew Good

    "99% of Us is Failure" - MG

    "Girl Wedged Under the Front of a Firebird" - MG

    "Generation X-Wing" - MG

    "The Workers Sing a Song of Mass Production" - MG

    "Failing The Rorschach Test" - MG

    "Life Beyond the Minimum Safe Distance" - MG

    "Fine Art of Falling Apart" - MG

    "Look Happy, It's the End of the World" - MG

    "I Bet You They Won't Play this Song on the Radio" - Monty Python

    "All Things Dull and Ugly" - Monty Python

    "Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)" - Monty Python

    "I Was a Pre-Teen McCarthyist" - Propagandhi

    "Dare to Be Stupid" - Weird Al Yankovic

    "Christmas at Ground Zero" - Weird Al

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