I Don't Speak The Monkey Language, I Just Hear It - Redneck Manifesto
You Owe Me Five Potatoes - ""
Random Man On The Motorway - Vyvienne Long
My Angel Rocks Back & Forth - FourTet
The Kill - Fugazi
Feel Good By Numbers - The Go! Team
Everyone's A V.I.P. To Someone - ""
Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
Earth Died Screaming - Tom Waits
Jesus, Etc - Wilco
Your Pussys Glued To A Building On Fire - John Frusciante
Oh! How The Dogs Stack Up - Mogwai
Sit On My Face - Monthy Python
Giddy Stratospheres - The Long Blondes
The Man Who Would Be King - The Libertines
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like Im On This Song - SOAD
Taking drugs to make music to take drugs to-Spacemen 3
Also:
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space-Spiritualized
Happiness is a warm gun
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey-Beatles
I'm so bored with the USA-The Clash
primus - here come the bastards
primus - wynona's big brown beaver
primus - too many puppies
qotsa - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
qotsa - you_got_a_killer_scene_there_man
The Air Is Getting Slippery - Primus
As The World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger - Sebadoh
Bananas and Blow - Ween
Broken Household Appliance National Park - Grandaddy
My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist - the Decemberists
Not If You Were the Last Dandy On Earth - the Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies - Faith No More
Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World - The Flaming Lips
The Hazards Of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees - Hayden
Too Drunk To Dream - the Magnetic Fields
None Of Them Knew They Were Robots - Mr Bungle
Everyone I Went to Highschool With Is Dead - Mr Bungle
Dead Is The Drunkest You Can Get - the Rheostatics
Jesus Was Once A Teenager Too - the Rheostatics
Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence - Pavement
The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ticker Tape Of The Unconscious - Stereolab
The Noise Of Carpet - Stereolab
Finish Your Collapse And Stay For Breakfast - Broken Social Scene
Handjobs For The Holidays - Broken Social Scene
Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain - Ween
In my world everyone is a pony,
and they all eat rainbows and pooh butterflies!
"If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next" - Manics
I forget what context it was in, but I rememeber one of my friends came up with the idea of parodying that song, with the title "If You Sodomise This, Then Your Children Will Be Next". Weird? Very. Did I laugh? For hours.:p
Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
Beatles - Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey)
Kyuss - Supa Scoopa And The Mighty Scoop
STP - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
Tragically Hip - I'll Believe In You (Or I'll Be Leaving You)
The Shins - Know Your Onion!
QOTSA - Better Living Through Chemistry
Beastie Boys - Professor Booty
Pearl Jam - I Got Shit
Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
Eels - Things The Grandchildren Should Know
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun
Jockey Full of Bourbon
Earth Died Screaming
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Big in Japan
16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought Six
What Keeps Mankind Alive
I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute
Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again
"I try my best to chug, stomp, weep, whisper, moan, wheeze, scat, blurt, rage, whine, and seduce. With my voice I can sound like a girl, the boogieman, a Theremin, a cherry bomb, a clown, a doctor, a murderer. I can be tribal. Ironic. Or disturbed. My voice is really my instrument."
Just about every song title in Captain Beefheart's repertoire.
Yes.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
When I see mommy I feel like a mummy
My head is my only house unless it rains
I want to find me a woman that will hold my big toe until I have to go
Kill Your Boss-Eyehategod
Your Name Is Shit-Harkoneon
I Wanna Be A Sex Symbol On My Own Terms-Botch
Man The Ramparts-Botch
any song from Curl Up And Die... examples:
I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With
Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like The Ocean
If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out We're Joining The Army
On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland
Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You
You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face
Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program
I Lost My Job To A Machine
Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray
"Put the Coke on my Dick" Ween
"Too Much Sex, Too Little Jesus" Drive-By Truckers
"18 Wheels of Love" Drive-By Truckers
"Buttholeville" Drive-By Truckers
"Get Your Ass to Mars" The Burning
"I know I was born, and I know that I'll die, but in between is mine..." Ed
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Ahh yes Zappa has the crown for weird and wonderful song titles.But Beck has a good go at the crown also
MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack
Nightmare Hippy Chick
Truck Driving Neighbour Downstairs
Stereopatheticsoulmanure
You Owe Me Five Potatoes - ""
Random Man On The Motorway - Vyvienne Long
My Angel Rocks Back & Forth - FourTet
The Kill - Fugazi
Feel Good By Numbers - The Go! Team
Everyone's A V.I.P. To Someone - ""
Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
Earth Died Screaming - Tom Waits
Jesus, Etc - Wilco
Your Pussys Glued To A Building On Fire - John Frusciante
Oh! How The Dogs Stack Up - Mogwai
Sit On My Face - Monthy Python
Giddy Stratospheres - The Long Blondes
The Man Who Would Be King - The Libertines
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like Im On This Song - SOAD
What Katy Did Next-Babyshambles
How's My Drinking? - Guided by Voices
Tractor Rape Chain - Guided by Voices (not that cool of song title, but I cannot get the guitar hook of that song out of my head today)
Taking drugs to make music to take drugs to-Spacemen 3
Also:
Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space-Spiritualized
Happiness is a warm gun
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey-Beatles
I'm so bored with the USA-The Clash
nina could tell me to go fuck myself & it would sound perfect
See These Bones
primus - wynona's big brown beaver
primus - too many puppies
qotsa - Feel Good Hit Of The Summer
qotsa - you_got_a_killer_scene_there_man
All Amon Amarth songs
As The World Dies, the Eyes of God Grow Bigger - Sebadoh
Bananas and Blow - Ween
Broken Household Appliance National Park - Grandaddy
My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist - the Decemberists
Not If You Were the Last Dandy On Earth - the Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies - Faith No More
Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saves the World - The Flaming Lips
The Hazards Of Sitting Beneath Palm Trees - Hayden
Too Drunk To Dream - the Magnetic Fields
None Of Them Knew They Were Robots - Mr Bungle
Everyone I Went to Highschool With Is Dead - Mr Bungle
Dead Is The Drunkest You Can Get - the Rheostatics
Jesus Was Once A Teenager Too - the Rheostatics
Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence - Pavement
The Skin Of My Yellow Country Teeth - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ticker Tape Of The Unconscious - Stereolab
The Noise Of Carpet - Stereolab
Finish Your Collapse And Stay For Breakfast - Broken Social Scene
Handjobs For The Holidays - Broken Social Scene
Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain - Ween
and they all eat rainbows and pooh butterflies!
"Your Love Alone is Not Enough" - Manic Street Preachers feat. Nina Persson.
"The Girl Who Wanted to Be God" - Manics
"If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next" - Manics
"If White America Told the Truth for One Day Its World Would Fall Apart" - Manics
"You Stole the Sun From My Heart" - Manics
"The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get" - Morrissey
"My Life is an Endless Succession of People Saying Goodbye" - Morrissey
"There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends" - Morrissey
"Desperate But Not Serious" - Adam and the Ants
"I Hate Myself and Want to Die" - Nirvana
"Soul Suckin' Jerk" - Beck
"Jesus The Bookie" - Bocephus King
"Late Night Bedroom Rock for the Missionaries" - Broken Social Scene
"You and I Are a Gang of Losers" - The Dears
"Who Are You, Defenders of the Universe?" - The Dears
"Happiness Pie" - Death Lurks (Kids in the Hall)
"Butt" - DSK
"You've Got an Ugly and Stupid Butt" - Strong Bad (Homestar Runner)
"Pretty Little Death Song" - The Headstones
"Porno Mouth" - Holly McNarland
"Woof Woof, I'm a Goof" - The Evaporators
"Lullaby for the New World Order" - Matthew Good
"99% of Us is Failure" - MG
"Girl Wedged Under the Front of a Firebird" - MG
"Generation X-Wing" - MG
"The Workers Sing a Song of Mass Production" - MG
"Failing The Rorschach Test" - MG
"Life Beyond the Minimum Safe Distance" - MG
"Fine Art of Falling Apart" - MG
"Look Happy, It's the End of the World" - MG
"I Bet You They Won't Play this Song on the Radio" - Monty Python
"All Things Dull and Ugly" - Monty Python
"Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)" - Monty Python
"I Was a Pre-Teen McCarthyist" - Propagandhi
"Dare to Be Stupid" - Weird Al Yankovic
"Christmas at Ground Zero" - Weird Al
I forget what context it was in, but I rememeber one of my friends came up with the idea of parodying that song, with the title "If You Sodomise This, Then Your Children Will Be Next". Weird? Very. Did I laugh? For hours.:p
Kyuss - Supa Scoopa And The Mighty Scoop
STP - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
Tragically Hip - I'll Believe In You (Or I'll Be Leaving You)
The Shins - Know Your Onion!
QOTSA - Better Living Through Chemistry
Beastie Boys - Professor Booty
Pearl Jam - I Got Shit
Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
Eels - Things The Grandchildren Should Know
Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun
Jockey Full of Bourbon
Earth Died Screaming
The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
Big in Japan
16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought Six
What Keeps Mankind Alive
I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute
Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again
-Tom Waits
Meat Is Murder
The Queen Is Dead
Suffer Little Children
Bigmouth Strikes Again
Pretty Girls Make Graves
That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Last Night I Dreamnt That Somebody Loved Me
http://forums.pearljam.com/showthread.php?t=272825
Good one
Yes.
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond
Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
When I see mommy I feel like a mummy
My head is my only house unless it rains
I want to find me a woman that will hold my big toe until I have to go
naděje umírá poslední
Your Name Is Shit-Harkoneon
I Wanna Be A Sex Symbol On My Own Terms-Botch
Man The Ramparts-Botch
any song from Curl Up And Die... examples:
I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With
Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like The Ocean
If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out We're Joining The Army
On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland
Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You
You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face
Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program
I Lost My Job To A Machine
Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray
" the bitch is back"-elton john
"dead man walking"
PJ albums, at the moment!! -
1,Vs 2,Vitalogy 3,No Code 4,Yield 5,Ten 6,Backspacer, 7Pearl Jam 8,Binaural 9,Riot Act.
It was by some speed metal band back in the day. Method of Destruction or Stormtroopers of Death, I think?
Oh yeah and pretty much every song in The Butthole Surfers catalog.
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
... I always liked that one.
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"Too Much Sex, Too Little Jesus" Drive-By Truckers
"18 Wheels of Love" Drive-By Truckers
"Buttholeville" Drive-By Truckers
"Get Your Ass to Mars" The Burning