Ultimate Douche Bag Rock Band

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  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    otis mcfluster wrote:
    I guess if you consider punching your fans in the face with a microphone being really good to your fans, check the 3:55 mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvYEvOFxwU

    Maybe they squeezed his nuts or something?! I can't imagine he just hit some kid for nothing!
  • direwolf74
    direwolf74 Posts: 1,622
    whulmef wrote:
    Not even thinking about music or anything as a category, Bono is the biggest douche bag ever. He completes the bill so well that I compare all other douche bags to him. I love U2 and find Bono entertaining, he's just a huge douche.

    I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. A friend of mine was lucky enough to meet Bono and get a photo with him in London a couple of years ago and said he was a fantastic guy, and also quite humble despite his bigger-than-life public persona.
    "I try my best to chug, stomp, weep, whisper, moan, wheeze, scat, blurt, rage, whine, and seduce. With my voice I can sound like a girl, the boogieman, a Theremin, a cherry bomb, a clown, a doctor, a murderer. I can be tribal. Ironic. Or disturbed. My voice is really my instrument."

    -Tom Waits
  • pjfan85
    pjfan85 Posts: 124
    facepollution wrote:
    What did Leto do to qualify being a douche, other than his appearance? Apparently 30STM are really good to their fans - do lots of long meet and greets and stuff.

    I would like to throw Paul McCartney in there, the grand-daddy of smug bastard douche-baggery!
    You should've seen McCartney on Larry King Live protesting the seal hunt. Newfoundland premier Danny Williams was also on the show, both were via satellite. Williams asked him to come to NL to debate the seal hunt and McCartney told him he was in NL. He wasn't. He was in P.E.I. Neither he or Heather Mills knew anything about what the subject they were speaking on.
  • nowayimfaithfull
    nowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    otis mcfluster wrote:
    So I was just on stereogum, and they had a picture of Janes Addiction with Dave Nevarro, and that got me thinking; "hey that Dave Nevarro sure is a champion douche bag."

    And that got me to thinking, "hey I wonder what the ultimate douche bag rock band would look like?" Kinda like the Voltron of douche bag parts.

    Here is what I've got:

    Lead vocals: Scott Weiland
    Lead guitar: Dave Nevarro
    Rythm guitar: Deryck "Bizzy D" Whibley
    Drums: Tommy Lee
    Bass: *Pete Wentz, Mark Hoppus is on holiday
    Keyboard: John Tesh
    Backup vocals: Chris Cornell, Scott Sapp, & Courtney Love

    *edit
    Label and management: Billy Corgan & Lars Ulrich


    janes additction and dave nivarro are great
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


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