Cool song titles

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  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Just about every song title in Captain Beefheart's repertoire.
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    rockpants wrote:
    "If You Tolerate This, Then Your Children Will Be Next" - Manics

    I forget what context it was in, but I rememeber one of my friends came up with the idea of parodying that song, with the title "If You Sodomise This, Then Your Children Will Be Next". Weird? Very. Did I laugh? For hours.:p
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,941
    ANYTHING by Explosions in the Sky is a cool title
  • gleemonex
    gleemonex Posts: 848
    Beatles - Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey)
    Kyuss - Supa Scoopa And The Mighty Scoop
    STP - Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
    Tragically Hip - I'll Believe In You (Or I'll Be Leaving You)
    The Shins - Know Your Onion!
    QOTSA - Better Living Through Chemistry
    Beastie Boys - Professor Booty
    Pearl Jam - I Got Shit
    Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset
    Eels - Things The Grandchildren Should Know
    “Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’” - Kurt Vonnegut
  • direwolf74
    direwolf74 Posts: 1,622
    Tom Waits has some of the best song titles ever:

    Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
    A Sweet Little Bullet from a Pretty Blue Gun
    Jockey Full of Bourbon
    Earth Died Screaming
    The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me)
    Big in Japan
    16 Shells from a Thirty-Ought Six
    What Keeps Mankind Alive
    I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute
    Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again
    "I try my best to chug, stomp, weep, whisper, moan, wheeze, scat, blurt, rage, whine, and seduce. With my voice I can sound like a girl, the boogieman, a Theremin, a cherry bomb, a clown, a doctor, a murderer. I can be tribal. Ironic. Or disturbed. My voice is really my instrument."

    -Tom Waits
  • Handsome Devil
    Handsome Devil Posts: 143
    The Smiths

    Meat Is Murder

    The Queen Is Dead

    Suffer Little Children

    Bigmouth Strikes Again

    Pretty Girls Make Graves

    That Joke Isnt Funny Anymore

    Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

    Last Night I Dreamnt That Somebody Loved Me
  • Blackeyedangel
    Blackeyedangel Posts: 262
    Pretty much every song by an emo band and every anal cunt song.
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    killing is my business...and business is good.
    reigning champion

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  • Handsome Devil
    Handsome Devil Posts: 143
    sponger wrote:
    killing is my business...and business is good.

    Good one
  • Collin
    Collin Posts: 4,931
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Just about every song title in Captain Beefheart's repertoire.

    Yes.



    A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond
    Making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee
    When I see mommy I feel like a mummy
    My head is my only house unless it rains
    I want to find me a woman that will hold my big toe until I have to go
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  • ---kooks---
    ---kooks--- Posts: 1
    The Rise And Dear Demise Of The Funky Nomadic Tribes - Thin Lizzy
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    Kill Your Boss-Eyehategod
    Your Name Is Shit-Harkoneon
    I Wanna Be A Sex Symbol On My Own Terms-Botch
    Man The Ramparts-Botch

    any song from Curl Up And Die... examples:
    I Hate Almost Every Person I Come In Contact With
    Damn Girl, That Shit Is Deep Like The Ocean
    If This Band Thing Doesn't Pan Out We're Joining The Army
    On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland
    Doctor Doom, A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You
    You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face
    Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program
    I Lost My Job To A Machine
    Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray
  • pearljamgirl07
    pearljamgirl07 Posts: 792
    "every time I eat vegetales it makes me think of you"-ramones
    " the bitch is back"-elton john
    "dead man walking"
    "You're the eve of my destruction in the garden of fears"
  • pirlo21
    pirlo21 Posts: 534
    God! Show Me Magic
    Cymru Am Byth

    PJ albums, at the moment!! -
    1,Vs 2,Vitalogy 3,No Code 4,Yield 5,Ten 6,Backspacer, 7Pearl Jam 8,Binaural 9,Riot Act.
  • boxwine_in_hell
    boxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
    My personal favorite is "Speak English or Die."

    It was by some speed metal band back in the day. Method of Destruction or Stormtroopers of Death, I think?

    Oh yeah and pretty much every song in The Butthole Surfers catalog.
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Jennytree
    Jennytree Posts: 5,340
    Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt

    ... I always liked that one.
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  • ISUal
    ISUal Posts: 40
    "Put the Coke on my Dick" Ween
    "Too Much Sex, Too Little Jesus" Drive-By Truckers
    "18 Wheels of Love" Drive-By Truckers
    "Buttholeville" Drive-By Truckers
    "Get Your Ass to Mars" The Burning
    "I know I was born, and I know that I'll die, but in between is mine..." Ed

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