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lyrics to the fixer.

Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
edited June 2009 in The Porch
They call me the fixer.
I fix shit.
A toilet.
The ceiling fan.
I'm a great man.
That's why.. they call me... The Fixer!!!


Yeah Yeah Yeah
Fix This, Fix That
Lightbulb out, Light bulb in..
Yeah i fixed it.


They call me the plumber
They call me your mother
They call me your neighbor
They call me Stone
BUt i'm not any of those

I'm the motherfucking FIXER!
Fixin' you, Fixin' me
You're a hot vixen but boy you need a fixin'

Yeah Yeah Yeah
Fix This, Fix That
Lightbulb out, Light bulb in..
Yeah i fixed it.

FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX FIX

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH
Fix that bitches

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Yeah Yeah Yeah
Fix This, Fix That
Lightbulb out, Light bulb in..
Yeah i fixed it.
I will be what i could be
Once I get out of this town


9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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  • Cinnamon GirlCinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    Sounds like an instant classic! :D
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    See, thats what happens when they let Jeff write lyrics..


















    KIDDING!!!.. poking fun at Sweet Lew. :D
  • PJFAN_seattlePJFAN_seattle Posts: 2,965
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    i love it!! its my new favorite song.
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  • thecorythecory Posts: 290
    edited June 2009
    what if I say you're not just another
    what if I say you're not just another one
    hey hey your the fixer
    do do do da never surrender.



    EDIT: to the tune of "the pretender"
    Post edited by thecory on
  • LedbetterdaysLedbetterdays Round Rock, Texas Posts: 556
    Sounds like Joe the Plumber's theme song--not Obama.
    Touring Fan since 1996
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    [quote="LikeAnOcean"


    KIDDING!!!.. poking fun at Sweet Lew. :D[/quote]

    HOW DARE YOU!!! Sweet Lew is a TIMELESS CLASSIC!! ;-)
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • PearlJamPatriotPearlJamPatriot Posts: 2,426
    They call me the seeker.
    Pearl Jam Shows: 1998 - 9/11 New York, NY (MSG night 2); 9/13 Hartford, CT || 2000 - 8/24 Wantagh, NY (Jones Beach 2); 8/27 Saratoga Springs; 8/29 Mansfield, MA (night 1); 8/30 Mansfield, MA (night 2) || 2003 - 4/29 Albany, NY; 5/3 State College, PA; 7/2 Mansfield (night 1); 7/6 Camden, NJ (night 2); 7/8 New York, NY (MSG night 1) || 2004 - 9/28 Boston, MA (night 1); 9/29 Boston, MA (night 2) || 2005 - 10/3 Philadelphia, PA || 2006 - 5/12 Albany, NY; 5/13 Hartford, CT; 5/24 Boston, MA (night 1); 5/25 Boston, MA (night 2); 5/27 Camden, NJ (night 1); 5/28 Camden, NJ (night 2)|| 2008 - 6/19 Camden, NJ (night 1); 6/24 New York, NY (MSG night 1); 6/25 New York, NY (MSG night 2); 6/27 Hartford, CT; 6/28 Mansfield, MA (night 1); 6/30 Mansfield, MA (night 2); 7/1 New York, NY (Beacon Theater)|| 2009 - 9/21 Seattle, WA (night 1); 9/22 Seattle, WA (night 2); 10/27 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 1); 10/28 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 2); 10/30 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 3); 10/31 Philadelphia, PA (Spectrum night 4)|| 2010 - 5/15 Hartford, CT; 5/17 Boston, MA; 5/20 New York, NY (MSG night 1); 5/21 New York, NY (MSG night 2)|| 2011 - 9/3 East Troy, WI (PJ20); 9/4 East Troy, WI (PJ20) || 2012 - 9/2 Philadelphia, PA, 9/30 Missoula, MT || 2013 - 7/19 Chicago, IL (Wrigley Field), 10/12 Buffalo, NY, 10/15 Worcester, MA (night 1), 10/16 Worcester, MA (night 2), 10/18 Brooklyn, NY (night 1), 10/19 Brooklyn, NY (night 2), 10/25 Hartford, CT || 2014 - 10/22 Denver, CO || 2015 -  9/26 New York, NY (Global Citizen Festival) || 2016 - 5/1 New York, NY (night 1), 5/2 New York, NY (night 2), 8/5 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 1), 8/7 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 2) || 2018 - 9/2 Boston, MA (Fenway Park night 1) || 2020 - 3/30 New York, NY
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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    pjtradeking wrote:
    [quote="LikeAnOcean"


    KIDDING!!!.. poking fun at Sweet Lew. :D

    HOW DARE YOU!!! Sweet Lew is a TIMELESS CLASSIC!! ;-)[/quote]
    Power high, power low, you could take them all to school. 8-)
  • lukinrepriselukinreprise Posts: 125
    Best lyrics ever.

    +1
  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    LikeAnOcean wrote:
    pjtradeking wrote:
    [quote="LikeAnOcean"


    KIDDING!!!.. poking fun at Sweet Lew. :D

    HOW DARE YOU!!! Sweet Lew is a TIMELESS CLASSIC!! ;-)
    Power high, power low, you could take them all to school. 8-)[/quote]

    SWEEEEEEET LEEEEW HOW COULD YOOOOOUUUU!!
    Never, ever, flipping forget
    "Free Shipping" SPEEDY MCCREADY

    My friend was going to see Eddie last night. Since he was in Vegas, I gave him 5 Grand to gamble with. I told him I wanted it all to go on Black. Bastard! PhillyCrownOfThorns-11-2-12
  • ARazorbackguy1ARazorbackguy1 Posts: 456
    For a minute there I thought this was the lyrics to The Seeker
    Straight down the center for a hot chicken dinner!
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    Lightbulb out, Light bulb in..
    Yeah i fixed it.
    best ever! :lol:
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    I GOT MOTHERFUCKIN RIGHT! :P
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    bump. cause i just fuckin fixed it!!!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • High Fidelity 2000High Fidelity 2000 New Mexico USA Posts: 4,439
    Funny stuff.

    I think I like Sweet Lew more than anything on Tone. Maybe not the Forest. But everything else.
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