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The Pearl Jam Message Pit

PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
edited June 2009 in The Porch
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Using the Pearl Jam Message Board for anything other than entertainment purposes or prolonged use can cause certain side effects, like headaches, anxiety, weight gain, delirium, bouts of insanity and has been linked to artificial dissemination of information. If you or a loved one experience any of these symptoms, consult a physician immediately as they can lead to heart disease, loss of sleep, and worrying over absolutely nothing.
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    or losing their job to lack of productivity

    (this guy)
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    You forgot to include the part about seeking medical attention immediately if an erection caused by unfounded PJ rumor and speculation lasts longer than 2 hours.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • quelquefoisquelquefois Posts: 209
    DeLukin wrote:
    You forgot to include the part about seeking medical attention immediately if an erection caused by unfounded PJ rumor and speculation lasts longer than 2 hours.

    i just slid off my chair... ;)
  • PorchsitterPorchsitter Loganville, GA Posts: 1,078
    DeLukin wrote:
    You forgot to include the part about seeking medical attention immediately if an erection caused by unfounded PJ rumor and speculation lasts longer than 2 hours.


    Oh, is that what's causing it? I was wondering. ;)
    We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.--Bill Hicks
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