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I WAS EATEN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,781
edited May 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
some FUCKING INSECT had the time of its fucking life on my back last night as i slept...........

i have 5-6 fucking welts on my back(one the size of a fucking golf ball!!!!!)

AND THEY FUCKING ITCH!!!!!!

fuck me......

hehehehehehehehehehe...................

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Yeeouch!!!
    I love to turn you on
  • QuarterToTenQuarterToTen Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 3,642
    Benadryl is your friend.

    the anti-itch pen/stick thing they make is a miracle worker.
    Nice shirt.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    arbitrarily kill bugs all day.

    it will help.

    and remember, don't scratch.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    i am, by far, the BESt mosquito repellent for other people to have around. as in, if i am there...i get eaten alive while all else remain untouched. seriously. my family and friends are always amazed just how many, and how lage, the mosquito bites all over me, all summer long.....it's real attractive. :oops: haha. i always manage to get the first bite of the season, my husband is continually amazed...i got bites back in april! nothing like a grown woman with mosquito bites all over her. sexy. ;) yikes.........

    currently, i only have one bite on me, on my calf. i also still have a pretty good allergic reaction to em, sometimes the site gets so swollen it's ridiculous. i've tried various repellents to no avail, and i have no intention of bathing, and smelling of, deet all summer long. i know lyme disease is a serious thing, but i figure thus far i've managed, so just keep on keeping on...
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    With welts that big....it might have been a spider.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    decides2dream wrote:
    i am, by far, the BESt mosquito repellent for other people to have around. as in, if i am there...i get eaten alive while all else remain untouched. seriously. my family and friends are always amazed just how many, and how lage, the mosquito bites all over me, all summer long.....it's real attractive. :oops: haha. i always manage to get the first bite of the season, my husband is continually amazed...i got bites back in april! nothing like a grown woman with mosquito bites all over her. sexy. ;) yikes.........

    currently, i only have one bite on me, on my calf. i also still have a pretty good allergic reaction to em, sometimes the site gets so swollen it's ridiculous. i've tried various repellents to no avail, and i have no intention of bathing, and smelling of, deet all summer long. i know lyme disease is a serious thing, but i figure thus far i've managed, so just keep on keeping on...
    That makes two of us, Sister. :(
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,781
    decides2dream wrote:
    i am, by far, the BESt mosquito repellent for other people to have around. as in, if i am there...i get eaten alive while all else remain untouched. seriously. my family and friends are always amazed just how many, and how lage, the mosquito bites all over me, all summer long.....it's real attractive. :oops: haha. i always manage to get the first bite of the season, my husband is continually amazed...i got bites back in april! nothing like a grown woman with mosquito bites all over her. sexy. ;) yikes.........

    currently, i only have one bite on me, on my calf. i also still have a pretty good allergic reaction to em, sometimes the site gets so swollen it's ridiculous. i've tried various repellents to no avail, and i have no intention of bathing, and smelling of, deet all summer long. i know lyme disease is a serious thing, but i figure thus far i've managed, so just keep on keeping on...
    the one welt i have....

    is now 5-6 inches long.....and 3-4 inches wide......and its getting worse by the minute......

    its going to be a long ITCHY day at work...........heheheheh
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    i am, by far, the BESt mosquito repellent for other people to have around. as in, if i am there...i get eaten alive while all else remain untouched. seriously. my family and friends are always amazed just how many, and how lage, the mosquito bites all over me, all summer long.....it's real attractive. :oops: haha. i always manage to get the first bite of the season, my husband is continually amazed...i got bites back in april! nothing like a grown woman with mosquito bites all over her. sexy. ;) yikes.........

    currently, i only have one bite on me, on my calf. i also still have a pretty good allergic reaction to em, sometimes the site gets so swollen it's ridiculous. i've tried various repellents to no avail, and i have no intention of bathing, and smelling of, deet all summer long. i know lyme disease is a serious thing, but i figure thus far i've managed, so just keep on keeping on...
    the one welt i have....

    is now 5-6 inches long.....and 3-4 inches wide......and its getting worse by the minute......

    its going to be a long ITCHY day at work...........heheheheh


    Your gonna turn into the fly.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    tybird wrote:
    decides2dream wrote:
    i am, by far, the BESt mosquito repellent for other people to have around. as in, if i am there...i get eaten alive while all else remain untouched. seriously. my family and friends are always amazed just how many, and how lage, the mosquito bites all over me, all summer long.....it's real attractive. :oops: haha. i always manage to get the first bite of the season, my husband is continually amazed...i got bites back in april! nothing like a grown woman with mosquito bites all over her. sexy. ;) yikes.........

    currently, i only have one bite on me, on my calf. i also still have a pretty good allergic reaction to em, sometimes the site gets so swollen it's ridiculous. i've tried various repellents to no avail, and i have no intention of bathing, and smelling of, deet all summer long. i know lyme disease is a serious thing, but i figure thus far i've managed, so just keep on keeping on...
    That makes two of us, Sister. :(


    misery loves company.
    i've never met anyone else who is covered in bug bites like i am.....nice to know there are others..... :P


    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    the one welt i have....

    is now 5-6 inches long.....and 3-4 inches wide......and its getting worse by the minute......

    its going to be a long ITCHY day at work...........heheheheh


    it truly sucks.


    few years ago i had a yellow jacket fly up my pj bottoms one morning while out in the yard. :shock: didn't even realize what it was, had been so long since i had last been stung. i got 6-7 stings, from my ankle up to my ass. my ankle/leg swelled so bad, i thought i'd end up in the ER. i didn't, but i couldn't go to work for a week, and when i did return..it looked like someone took a baseball bat to my leg and beat me i was so bruised. :shock:
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • PJ ColombianPJ Colombian Posts: 113
    "Just Try to Sleep Tight. The Bedbugs Are Back." - The New York Times

    Just a thought..
  • ArcticangelArcticangel Posts: 1,443
    Must have been the devil.
    :twisted:
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    BED BUGS???!!!?? :shock:

    I hear a song coming on...........
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    ***makes mental note to pack Raid and Off***
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    At least you Northern folk don't have to deal with Fire Ants.....they love to bite the piss out of me. :evil:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    Mosquitoes only bother me in the most extreme conditions, but that's when its the worst. Not only is it 100 degrees out, but you're covered in a thick layer of humidity and every little bit you get a little stinging sensation that you instinctively slap, only to get blood and bug guts all over your hand and shirt.

    I had a wasp sting me right on the ass, through jeans one time. It was alot more painful than I woulda imagined.
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    tybird wrote:
    At least you Northern folk don't have to deal with Fire Ants.....they love to bite the piss out of me. :evil:



    you southerners have CRAZY-ass bugs down there! i am amazed by the variety, and the SIZE! :shock:
    i've seen cockroaches in the south that could've been put on leashes! :o :shock: :o so you bet...you win......your bugs put ours to shame, and for that i am thankful. killing frosts and snows can be good things.......;)
    Stay with me...
    Let's just breathe...


    I am myself like you somehow


  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    was the girlfriend a little frisky last night? ;)
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    tybird wrote:
    With welts that big....it might have been a spider.

    Yeah, it could be. Speedy, I would just keep an eye on this (as I'm sure you're already doing) ;) My girlfriend got bit by a brown recluse last fall, and it took the wound MONTHS to heal...plus, it can get quite gnarly if you don't take care of it, or seek medical attention quick enough...and I believe it can possibly lead to further infection :roll:

    Although I'm sure that's not it...it's always good to konw what could be a far more worse case scenario, right?

    Don't scratch it.
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  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    But whatever you do, definitely don't go see a doctor under any circumstances!! Even if you specifically tell them not to check anything aside from the bites on your back, those no good motherfuckers will run all sorts of tests in an attempt to sell/encourage procedures and various medicines that you clearly don't fucking need and definitely didn't ask for ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    The Champ wrote:
    But whatever you do, definitely don't go see a doctor under any circumstances!! Even if you specifically tell them not to check anything aside from the bites on your back, those no good motherfuckers will run all sorts of tests in an attempt to sell/encourage procedures and various medicines that you clearly don't fucking need and definitely didn't ask for ;) ..
    LOL!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:8-) :twisted:
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    decides2dream wrote:
    tybird wrote:
    At least you Northern folk don't have to deal with Fire Ants.....they love to bite the piss out of me. :evil:



    you southerners have CRAZY-ass bugs down there! i am amazed by the variety, and the SIZE! :shock:
    i've seen cockroaches in the south that could've been put on leashes! :o :shock: :o so you bet...you win......your bugs put ours to shame, and for that i am thankful. killing frosts and snows can be good things.......;)
    Damn straight.....the fire ant is actually from South America made its way here on a boatload of produce shipped through the port of Mobile.
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    They could be spider bites like Tybird said... Get yourself some Zyrtec, that stuff is amazing for the itch and swelling...

    Good Luck :)

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Spider bites most often leave a tell-tale sign....two pucture marks at the place of bite
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Brisk.Brisk. Posts: 11,567
    Thanks Speedy, thanks.. i just sat down with dinner!
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    tybird wrote:
    The Champ wrote:
    But whatever you do, definitely don't go see a doctor under any circumstances!! Even if you specifically tell them not to check anything aside from the bites on your back, those no good motherfuckers will run all sorts of tests in an attempt to sell/encourage procedures and various medicines that you clearly don't fucking need and definitely didn't ask for ;) ..
    LOL!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:8-) :twisted:

    I know I'm a little too fast for Speedy, but hopefully he'll get the connection here too ;) ..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • FifthelementFifthelement Lotusland Posts: 6,963
    Champ, that was awesome :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Speedy, are you sure that they're insect bits? Could be shingles :geek:
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    Only a spider can cause such big welts.
    Surely a spider.
    I read somewhere that we get bitten by spiders many times in our lifetime but don't realise because we are asleep.
    Now that freaks me out!
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,781
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Only a spider can cause such big welts.
    Surely a spider.
    I read somewhere that we get bitten by spiders many times in our lifetime but don't realise because we are asleep.
    Now that freaks me out!
    yeah....

    actually i thought it was that we SWALLOW a certain amount of spiders during our lifetime but dont realize it because we are sleeping....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Only a spider can cause such big welts.
    Surely a spider.
    I read somewhere that we get bitten by spiders many times in our lifetime but don't realise because we are asleep.
    Now that freaks me out!
    yeah....

    actually i thought it was that we SWALLOW a certain amount of spiders during our lifetime but dont realize it because we are sleeping....
    Popular, but that is just a myth.
  • madtowndavemadtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,013
    Fifthelement wrote:
    Champ, that was awesome :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Speedy, are you sure that they're insect bits? Could be shingles :geek:


    If they are shingles you have intense pain, and they will get all nice and they will come to a head with puss and fluid. Shingles SUCK!!!
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