Bad Pearl Jam jokes

My boyfriend: Did you know Eddie has a serious gambling problem?
Me: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
MB: I hear he's a really steady better.
(Say that out loud if you don't get it. I groaned. I thought I'd share it with all of you so that I'm not the only one suffering)
And a classic from circa 1996 spin:
Q: How many Pearl Jam members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: CHANGE?? Pearl Jam doesn't change for ANYONE!!!
Me: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
MB: I hear he's a really steady better.
(Say that out loud if you don't get it. I groaned. I thought I'd share it with all of you so that I'm not the only one suffering)
And a classic from circa 1996 spin:
Q: How many Pearl Jam members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: CHANGE?? Pearl Jam doesn't change for ANYONE!!!
Chicago '98 * East Lansing '98 * Indianapolis '00 * Detroit '00 * Cleveland '03 * Detroit (1st) '03 * Grand Rapids '04 * London (ON) '05 * Grand Rapids '06 * Chicago '09 * Chicago '13 * Chicago '16
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