Kelly Clarkson is a man, baby!

orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
edited May 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
Jam out with your clam out.
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  • yellowporchyellowporch Posts: 510
    Wow...Really?...realllllly?... :?
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    wow just wow


    she needs to get her curves back and fast. she looks bad
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    wow, wtf happened to her :shock:
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    yikes. just yikes.
  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    i dont care what anyone says, id hook her up anytime
  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    i dont care what anyone says, id hook her up anytime

    You can have her :lol:
    I'll take Carrie Underwood.
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Has she hanging out at the buffets with Kristie Alley? :twisted:
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    I wonder if she's taking some kind of medication that makes her bloated? :|
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  • Cinnamon GirlCinnamon Girl Posts: 1,854
    be nice y'all....sometimes weight goes up and down.

    (I'm up right now...hence the defensive post :D )
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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,227
    Ozzy!!!
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  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    holy shit i thought that was a man impersonating her! :shock: i understand the whole weight issue, but there are plenty of women fatter than her that look good. she just looks plain baaaad.. she could do with a little makeover.
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    be nice y'all....sometimes weight goes up and down.

    (I'm up right now...hence the defensive post :D )

    i get up all the time..then i look in the mirror and do something..

    she must be on meds or something
  • skyeriverwinterskyeriverwinter Posts: 1,894
    edited September 2009
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    justam wrote:
    I wonder if she's taking some kind of medication that makes her bloated? :|

    Looks like an od then.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I don't like overly skinny girls..I like girls with curves

    I do agree though she looks out of it facially

    But you can tell her weight will always fluctuate
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  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Poncier wrote:
    Ozzy!!!
    She just needs a jacket with fringe on the arms......and Randy Rhoads behind her to complete the illusion. :twisted:
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  • petrocspetrocs Posts: 4,342
    I'd like to continue to think of Kelly looking like this thanks

    KellyClarksonPicture.jpg
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    petrocs wrote:
    I'd like to continue to think of Kelly looking like this thanks

    KellyClarksonPicture.jpg

    Heeyyyy Oooooooooh !
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    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



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  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 17,227
    340x.jpg
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  • orig_long redorig_long red Posts: 2,029
    i posted this, not because her weight shocked me, but because her FACE shocked me. I dig girls of all sizes ... nothing wrong with curves.

    but jeeezus ... that face will haunt my dreams.
    Jam out with your clam out.
  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    long red wrote:
    i posted this, not because her weight shocked me, but because her FACE shocked me. I dig girls of all sizes ... nothing wrong with curves.

    but jeeezus ... that face will haunt my dreams.

    But her face is like that b/c of her weight ;)
  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Who is Kelly Clarkson? :?:
  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Harsh man. She can out sing any of us.
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  • whitepantswhitepants Posts: 727
    It is inexcusable how she let herself go. She's huge and ugly now and I don't feel good saying that. She must be depressed about a personal matter because she looks like she simply doesn't give a damn. :|
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  • megatronmegatron Posts: 3,420
    i heard she read about aretha franklin developing more power in her voice with each pound she gained...
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    That's not REALLY her... it can't be! :lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    If the camera adds 10 pounds, Well how many cameras has she got on her???
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  • iluvcatsiluvcats Posts: 5,153
    she can sure sing well :)
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    whitepants wrote:
    It is inexcusable how she let herself go. She's huge and ugly now and I don't feel good saying that. She must be depressed about a personal matter because she looks like she simply doesn't give a damn. :|
    inexcusable??????????????????? :shock: :roll: I read she used to be buleimic. It's not like she's obese and she has a great voice in fairness.

    People would never be happy... if she goes down to a size 0 or whatever, people will comment on how unhealthy she is, even if she reaches a healthy weight, people will still find something! I just don't get it... I think the point I'm trying to make is... who gives a fuck????????? :?
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