my wife is not happy with me...

Nothingman54

she was not around so i put oralgel on her smokes. it was funny. she did not think so.

pearljgirl2010

Nothingman54 wrote:

she was not around so i put oralgel on her smokes. it was funny. she did not think so.

I'm pretty sure there are worse things you could do!

Fifthelement

'K, I'm laughing at that, but if my husband did it, I would NOT be happy with him either.

jimed14

this sounds so stupid .... so childish ... so immature ...

... ... ... ... wish I thought of it.

Prince Of Dorkness

I was SO sure this was going to be one of those penis pill spams.

Keiran

Nothingman54 wrote:

she was not around so i put oralgel on her smokes. it was funny. she did not think so.

Guess it's better than adding it to her KY jelly

iluvcats

what's up with her sister?

have you been keeping your eyes in your head?

Lizard

D'oh!!!!

tybird

Damn.....that was smooth. :twisted:

dcfaithful

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

Thoughts_Arrive

dcfaithful wrote:

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

ROFL

violetpsyche

dcfaithful wrote:

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

I'm really glad my husband doesn't read this board because he's always looking for new ways to torture me and he'd find those gems hilarious.

His favourite game for a few weeks was 'Turning the Lights Off'. This meant getting ahead of me when we went to bed and turning all the lights out so that I couldn't see where I was going. Then, he would wait until I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom, close the door and turn off the light (which is on the OUTSIDE of the door - what a great design), then turn all the other lights off and run into bed so that I couldn't find the light switch to turn it back on again. It's a bit like living with a small child sometimes but I get my own back

WaveCameCrashin

dcfaithful wrote:

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

My Ex girlfriend did that shit to me one time and I Felt like I was going into SHOCK.DAMN THAT SHIT WAS COLD. I got her ass back though. I took a straw and packed with powdered alum (really sour shit that's used for baking) and waited till she passed out one night after a few glasses of wine and blew it into her mouth. It took a few seconds to hit her ,but when it did I got say it was one of the funniest goddamn practical jokes that I'd ever seen. It looked like her cheeks and eyeballs were going to implode

dcfaithful

prfctlefts wrote:

My Ex girlfriend did that shit to me one time and I Felt like I was going into SHOCK.DAMN THAT SHIT WAS COLD. I got her ass back though. I took a straw and packed with powdered alum (really sour shit that's used for baking) and waited till she passed out one night after a few glasses of wine and blew it into her mouth. It took a few seconds to hit her ,but when it did I got say it was one of the funniest goddamn practical jokes that I'd ever seen. It looked like her cheeks and eyeballs were going to implode

Oh...my...god, that is awesome!!! If I may, I think I'm going to use this on the perfect victim...my innocent, sweet, loving, and undeserving girlfriend :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Nothingman54

dcfaithful wrote:

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

I did the cold water in the shower last week. Also I had these mints but they were a gel capplet and I put them into her straw and when she went to the store she took her drink with her and I got a bad phone call about 3 min later. She hates strawberry icecream and she wanted me to make her a icecream cone so I put strawberry at the very bottom of the cone and put chocolate above it. She was mad. When she was pregnant she would feel sick and I would make her throw up by making noises or something....she so lucky to have me....

Nothingman54

iluvcats wrote:

what's up with her sister?

have you been keeping your eyes in your head?

I knew before I posted this you were gonna say something about that. Almost half a century old.! 5,6 months?

dcfaithful

Nothingman54 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Bravo, my friend!

When she gets over it, pull another prank on her. This one is my personal favorite: I call it the ice-bath, it's pretty straight forward...when she's in the shower, sneak in and throw a full glass of ice cold water over the shower sending her into a fit of screams and curse words.

A new favorite, which I attempted the other day, but my girlfriend luckily dodged it:

When getting ready to blow-dry her hair (if she does) go ahead and pour some baby powder down the front of the blow-dryer. When she starts it, you'll think that Cypress Hill just performed a concert in your bathroom with how cloudy it'll become.

She may not be too happy with you, but at least you can laugh your arse off while being neglected and shunned.

Good luck

I did the cold water in the shower last week. Also I had these mints but they were a gel capplet and I put them into her straw and when she went to the store she took her drink with her and I got a bad phone call about 3 min later. She hates strawberry icecream and she wanted me to make her a icecream cone so I put strawberry at the very bottom of the cone and put chocolate above it. She was mad. When she was pregnant she would feel sick and I would make her throw up by making noises or something....she so lucky to have me....

Sounds like you and I have similiar styles of being a boyfriend (husband in your case).

Cheers to us!

rival.

in college i once pulled the bucket of water on top of the door trick with my girlfriend. it was amazing, she got soaked! but i didn't realize she was carrying a bag that had my bagel/breakfast in it. my meal got completely soaked too. well worth it.

dcfaithful

singularity wrote:

in college i once pulled the bucket of water on top of the door trick with my girlfriend. it was amazing, she got soaked! but i didn't realize she was carrying a bag that had my bagel/breakfast in it. my meal got completely soaked too. well worth it.

That's well worth even a full on grand slam breakfast. I applaud you.

iluvcats

Nothingman54 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

what's up with her sister?

have you been keeping your eyes in your head?

I knew before I posted this you were gonna say something about that. Almost half a century old.! 5,6 months?

clouding the issue with some smoke, huh? (avoiding my question). why are you playing jokes on your wife? a woman on the old old pearl jam board (northwoodsamy) would call you a "silly goose."

yes, I'll be 50 in november. this is a pic of me with my grand father and he's playin' guitar for my party:
http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt19 ... ntsave.jpg

Nothingman54

iluvcats wrote:

Nothingman54 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

what's up with her sister?

have you been keeping your eyes in your head?

I knew before I posted this you were gonna say something about that. Almost half a century old.! 5,6 months?

clouding the issue with some smoke, huh? (avoiding my question). why are you playing jokes on your wife? a woman on the old old pearl jam board (northwoodsamy) would call you a "silly goose."

yes, I'll be 50 in november. this is a pic of me with my grand father and he's playin' guitar for my party:
http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt19 ... ntsave.jpg

Thats your grandfather??? He looks younger than you! If your almost 50 shouldnt your grandfather be around 85-90??

Phantom Pain

Nothingman54 wrote:

iluvcats wrote:

what's up with her sister?

have you been keeping your eyes in your head?

I knew before I posted this you were gonna say something about that. Almost half a century old.! 5,6 months?

Oh shit I remember that thread !

:twisted:

iluvcats

of course you remember the "I was suduced (he can't spell seduced) by my sister in law" thread b/c I will never let nothingman54 forget it!

that was a funny thread.

iluvcats

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I knew before I posted this you were gonna say something about that. Almost half a century old.! 5,6 months?[/quote]

clouding the issue with some smoke, huh? (avoiding my question). why are you playing jokes on your wife? a woman on the old old pearl jam board (northwoodsamy) would call you a "silly goose."

yes, I'll be 50 in november. this is a pic of me with my grand father and he's playin' guitar for my party:
http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt19 ... ntsave.jpg[/quote]


Thats your grandfather??? He looks younger than you! If your almost 50 shouldnt your grandfather be around 85-90??[/quote]

I see. So, now I look older than my grandfather?

Heatherj43

Nothingman54 wrote:

she was not around so i put oralgel on her smokes. it was funny. she did not think so.

It beats putting Ex-Lax in her dinner.

madtowndave

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've read in a while. I am afraid to try the cold water over the shower. I don't think it would have good results. I also like to turn off all of the lights and run into the bedroom, but I usually hide behind a piece of furniture then jump out and scare the shit out of her. It doesn't work so well anymore. She finally started turning on lights as she walks through the house to find me. Good ideas though.....Also try filling her water bottle with vodka when she's not looking....that always gets a good reaction.

Heineken Helen

madtowndave wrote:

Also try filling her water bottle with vodka when she's not looking....that always gets a good reaction.

LMFAO... I'm so gonna do that to somebody... anybody... there's a girl at work I might try it on