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pjsycopjsyco Wilmington, NC Posts: 646
edited April 2009 in The Porch
Heard from a VERY reliable source that Ed will be shooting his own "Rock of Love Tour Bus" for VH1 on his solo tour and that Stone will be his "roadie" sidekick that keeps everything running smoothly with the girls/strippers. Also, it states in the contract that Ed MUST wear a doo rag and cowboy hat AT ALL TIMES and Stone has to wear a backwards baseball cap and can't shower but every other day. Can't wait to check this out when it airs!











Just kidding....but would be hilarious....."Chastity, your tour ends here, baby. Sorry."
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  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,070
    you know that you all watch that show :lol::lol::lol:

    I'm not afraid to admit it- but I'm a Poison fan. Great band live. I haven't seen them in a few years, but the last time that I saw them years ago, they still had it.

    The show is a joke though......... that for some reason I can't stop watching!!! :mrgreen:
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  • surforiasurforia SoCal Posts: 352
    Ha. Brett Michaels should book a flight to the sun and get dead. He completely stole that bandana look from Axl. Thank god our boy EV is the real deal and would never do anything like this.
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  • Vedder_Girl77Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,335
    Thank God Ed would NEVER do something like this!
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  • finnanniefinnannie Posts: 1,186
    ahhhahhhhh... :lol::mrgreen: I couldn't imagine Ed ever doing that.. no no... :D
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  • TWHoltTWHolt Moncton, NB Posts: 406
    surforia wrote:
    Ha. Brett Michaels should book a flight to the sun and get dead.

    :lol::lol:

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  • pjsycopjsyco Wilmington, NC Posts: 646
    LukinFan wrote:
    you know that you all watch that show :lol::lol::lol:

    I'm not afraid to admit it- but I'm a Poison fan. Great band live. I haven't seen them in a few years, but the last time that I saw them years ago, they still had it.

    The show is a joke though......... that for some reason I can't stop watching!!! :mrgreen:

    I'm with you...I can't stop watching it. It's like what they say about checking a woman's cleavage, take a peek and move on, but sometimes you just get hypnotized by it and can not look away.
  • PJaddictedPJaddicted Posts: 1,432
    The only girls that would find on his bus would be his gorgeous wife and his two adorable daughters!
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  • redeyeredeye Posts: 620
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 93,819
    finnannie wrote:
    ahhhahhhhh... :lol::mrgreen: I couldn't imagine Ed ever doing that.. no no... :D
  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    Love that show; hilarious post
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    Poor Brett Michaels is performing at State Fairs now. It seems that he is trying to keep his career afloat with these sleazy shows!!

    Maybe he should have spent more time getting better and learning to write good music? :?
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  • Gremmie03Gremmie03 Posts: 505
    LukinFan wrote:
    you know that you all watch that show :lol::lol::lol:

    I'm not afraid to admit it- but I'm a Poison fan. Great band live. I haven't seen them in a few years, but the last time that I saw them years ago, they still had it.

    The show is a joke though......... that for some reason I can't stop watching!!! :mrgreen:

    U didnt catch BM at the marlins game last year?

    arent they touring with def leppard with whomb there was a situation?
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  • OkOk Posts: 2,144
    This show is about as likely to happen as Ed covering "Unskinny Bop" :mrgreen:
  • funnygirlfunnygirl Posts: 529
    pjsyco wrote:
    Heard from a VERY reliable source that Ed will be shooting his own "Rock of Love Tour Bus" for VH1 on his solo tour and that Stone will be his "roadie" sidekick that keeps everything running smoothly with the girls/strippers. Also, it states in the contract that Ed MUST wear a doo rag and cowboy hat AT ALL TIMES and Stone has to wear a backwards baseball cap and can't shower but every other day. Can't wait to check this out when it airs!



    I absolutely LOVE Rock of Love bus!!! If Ed was doing this...I would be one of the "girls" I would bitch-slap all of the other "girls" on the bus too...Move over ladies!!!!! LAME :lol:







    Just kidding....but would be hilarious....."Chastity, your tour ends here, baby. Sorry."
  • pjsycopjsyco Wilmington, NC Posts: 646
    funnygirl wrote:
    pjsyco wrote:
    Heard from a VERY reliable source that Ed will be shooting his own "Rock of Love Tour Bus" for VH1 on his solo tour and that Stone will be his "roadie" sidekick that keeps everything running smoothly with the girls/strippers. Also, it states in the contract that Ed MUST wear a doo rag and cowboy hat AT ALL TIMES and Stone has to wear a backwards baseball cap and can't shower but every other day. Can't wait to check this out when it airs!



    I absolutely LOVE Rock of Love bus!!! If Ed was doing this...I would be one of the "girls" I would bitch-slap all of the other "girls" on the bus too...Move over ladies!!!!! LAME :lol:

    Ed: "Funnygirl, you're funny, you've got a hot, smoking body and I feel like I have a REAL connection with you. Will you continue on this tour and Rock My World?"
    Funnygirl: "Oh, Eddie, you bet your damn flannel g-string I will! I love you Eddie!" (sloppy, french kissing ensues.....





    Just kidding....but would be hilarious....."Chastity, your tour ends here, baby. Sorry."
  • et21et21 Posts: 112
    THis is hilarious!
    :lol::lol::lol: Litteraly LOL
    I surfaced and all of my being was enlightened.
  • funnygirlfunnygirl Posts: 529
    That would happen too! I bet Ed doesn't even wear undies! I would rock his world anytime...I would be as obnoxious as those girls on ROL.....Yes...for Ed, I would do it...Plus that show is pretty damn hilarious....
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