My friend is a MORON!
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This is hilarious if you take the time to read.
My best friend Shannon has a friend named Amy, she came to visit a couple of weeks ago. I had a party in my small apartment and she was one of about 20 people or so, my friend Mike was there as well. So 2 weeks ago myself and Tom went to the grocery store to pick up some beer for the night to watch the NCAA games. Mike calls us and says he's getting out of work in a little bit. So we lied to him and told him we met these two girls at the grocery store that were pretty hott but they don't drink beer; we asked him to bring his Bacardi so WE can drink it.
Later on in the night Mike calls us and says he'll be over in about 10 minutes, and he asked if the girls were there. We said yeah they're here man get your liquor. So Tom and I are just sitting on the couch and I started thinking, Shannon's friends are here and we can ask them to pretend to be the two girls. I ran down the hall and explained the situation and the two girls, Amy and Kristen, agreed. So they come in, we tell them what their backgrounds are supposed to be etc etc etc. Now before Mike came I realized that he's met Amy and he met Kristen last year but only for like an hour or so.
Anyway, Mike comes in and he didn't recognize them at all. I had my arm around Amy to make it look like we were together. Shannon and the rest of her friends come in and introduced themselves and pretended to not know Amy and Kristen, which was perfect. At the end of all of this, we got to drink the Bacardi and have Mike believe it. After the girls left I asked him what he thought about them. He said, "the girl you had your arm around looks EXACTLY like Shannon's friend Amy but I know it's not because she introduced herself as Sarah." He has believed it ever since.
So last night....
Again party in my apartment, Amy's visiting again. Her and Shannon call me saying they needed to come in cause they had to pee really bad and they got locked out of Shannons place. Amy comes in, gives me a hug...they pee...they leave. Mike turns to me again..."Don't they look exactly the same??"....I replied, "Yeah I guess man but Amy has way bigger boobs (she wears an F bra!!!)"...he replies "Yeah I think that girl Sarah only had D's"..............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My best friend Shannon has a friend named Amy, she came to visit a couple of weeks ago. I had a party in my small apartment and she was one of about 20 people or so, my friend Mike was there as well. So 2 weeks ago myself and Tom went to the grocery store to pick up some beer for the night to watch the NCAA games. Mike calls us and says he's getting out of work in a little bit. So we lied to him and told him we met these two girls at the grocery store that were pretty hott but they don't drink beer; we asked him to bring his Bacardi so WE can drink it.
Later on in the night Mike calls us and says he'll be over in about 10 minutes, and he asked if the girls were there. We said yeah they're here man get your liquor. So Tom and I are just sitting on the couch and I started thinking, Shannon's friends are here and we can ask them to pretend to be the two girls. I ran down the hall and explained the situation and the two girls, Amy and Kristen, agreed. So they come in, we tell them what their backgrounds are supposed to be etc etc etc. Now before Mike came I realized that he's met Amy and he met Kristen last year but only for like an hour or so.
Anyway, Mike comes in and he didn't recognize them at all. I had my arm around Amy to make it look like we were together. Shannon and the rest of her friends come in and introduced themselves and pretended to not know Amy and Kristen, which was perfect. At the end of all of this, we got to drink the Bacardi and have Mike believe it. After the girls left I asked him what he thought about them. He said, "the girl you had your arm around looks EXACTLY like Shannon's friend Amy but I know it's not because she introduced herself as Sarah." He has believed it ever since.
So last night....
Again party in my apartment, Amy's visiting again. Her and Shannon call me saying they needed to come in cause they had to pee really bad and they got locked out of Shannons place. Amy comes in, gives me a hug...they pee...they leave. Mike turns to me again..."Don't they look exactly the same??"....I replied, "Yeah I guess man but Amy has way bigger boobs (she wears an F bra!!!)"...he replies "Yeah I think that girl Sarah only had D's"..............
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I think it's a mistake to underestimate your friends.
Yeah, I am a dick. But 4 of us always put in for beer, and the last two times he didn't, hense why we wanted to drink his liquor.
No he REALLY doesn't know. I guess you would have to be there to understand, this guy isn't the brightest bulb in the box either.
Come on, a harmless prank among friends doesn't come close to this level. Sure it's juvenile, but it's kinda funny too.
Amy hugs you and your friend Mike pisses his pants? Or Amy pees while hugging you?
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
It has been a long time since i had to come up with a way to drink someone elses booze. I just go to the store and pick up whatever i want
I saw some humor in this story it is definately a college thing.
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I agree, but he's just an idiot for not realizing it and it's not really a prank.
knowing our hail hail friend raises the Pearl Jam flag at George Mason is a comforting thought. At least he has good taste in music. Although i'm sure he doesn't go from party to party downing red wine straight from the bottle like EV.