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wouldyouhitmewouldyouhitme Posts: 166
edited April 2008 in The Porch
My brother - 27 years old has the chance to see Pearl Jam @ MSG with me - Both nights this June. I am also taking him to Bonnaroo-vip tix to see PJ.

My membership number is tn the 130,xxx's so the seats should be pretty decent.

He decided he can only go to the second night because of cruddy work. If I had an awesome older brother like me who offered FREE tickets and a FREE stay in NY for both nights- I would jump on it!!!

I figure if we can get at least 100 posts calling him funny names- perhaps we can embarass him into going to both shows.

By the way- He is a DMB fan which might explain his lack of common sense and reasoning.

Insult #1- Eric is a no talent ass clown
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  • HermanBloomHermanBloom Posts: 1,764
    What a complete douche

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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    must be a dope like his brother ;)

    for posting this
  • wouldyouhitmewouldyouhitme Posts: 166
    Great original screen name.

    Like my mamma says "Dope is for dopes"
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,171
    no worries, we will just enjoy the best band on the planet and all the PJ hotties while he works for the man that doesnt give a shit about him anyway-ah to be young and ignorant
  • lostdogs77lostdogs77 Posts: 94
    Hey if he doesn't skip the show he won't have anything to regret for the rest of his life.
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    wouldyouhitme? wrote:
    Great original screen name.

    Like my mamma says "Dope is for dopes"


    thanx your screen name is the most original thing in the world
    where did u come up with that??????

    and to answer your screen name Y E S LOL
  • joint in a treejoint in a tree Posts: 392
    well, you said he's a DMB fan. that should explain most of this craziness.

    But just for fun, let's just say your brother's a weenie.
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Hey eric, who would rather suck off, Eddie or Dave Matthews?
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  • nowayimfaithfullnowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    wouldyouhitme? wrote:
    My brother - 27 years old has the chance to see Pearl Jam @ MSG with me - Both nights this June. I am also taking him to Bonnaroo-vip tix to see PJ.

    My membership number is tn the 130,xxx's so the seats should be pretty decent.

    He decided he can only go to the second night because of cruddy work. If I had an awesome older brother like me who offered FREE tickets and a FREE stay in NY for both nights- I would jump on it!!!

    I figure if we can get at least 100 posts calling him funny names- perhaps we can embarass him into going to both shows.

    By the way- He is a DMB fan which might explain his lack of common sense and reasoning.

    Insult #1- Eric is a no talent ass clown

    I say ease up, not everyones life is pj, he likes dmb, thats cool, and hes going to 1 show. thats a shitload more than most.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    Hey Eric,,u Dont Wanna Leave That Shithole In Scranton And Come To The Big City ?


    L O S E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • nowayimfaithfullnowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    thanx your screen name is the most original thing in the world
    where did u come up with that??????

    and to answer your screen name Y E S LOL
    doesnt ed say that in a song on ten, maybe porch
    i dont know this place baffles me.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    nowayimfaithfull wrote:
    doesnt ed say that in a song on ten, maybe porch
    i dont know this place baffles me.


    MY EXACT POINT !!!!!!! lol thanx

    yes porch
  • nowayimfaithfullnowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    MY EXACT POINT !!!!!!! lol thanx

    yes porch


    whew, I thought man Im getting old.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


    no more shows
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    Eric is a poopface. Wish i had a bro who would take me! I'd be there in a sec
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,157
    Eric enjoys licking the sweaty ball sack of an infected camel! :p
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  • wouldyouhitmewouldyouhitme Posts: 166
    The posts are working!!!

    Eric has conceded that he is a little bitch!

    But...... We need more help- He hasn't agreed that hes a total douche yet or that he licks camel balls!!!

    Please keep the insults coming- Be creative!!!
  • AiCPearlJamWeenAiCPearlJamWeen Posts: 785
    what a son of a bitch (thats right SON OF A BITCH....meaning your moms a bitch)
  • Jimmydean55Jimmydean55 Posts: 1,362
    Hey Eric - Your brother just offered me the tix so thanks for declining the offer!

    Jesus Christ Monkeyballs just fuckin go already you asshat...
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    I had a friend named eric awhile ago....i found out he smokes pot while listening to britney spears and jacking off to a dead squirell. I think he lives in my old neighbors treehouse now for $35 a month.
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  • hiding103006hiding103006 Posts: 452
    fuck eric i'll go.

    pussy.
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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    Who the fuck gives up free shit? Especially something this awesome!! You can always work later. PJ is only on the stage for so long.
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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,296
    Eric is as stupid as Isiah Thomas for not going...
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  • a5pja5pj Hershey PA Posts: 3,898
    yeah screw eric, i have tix for both night and need someone for night 2, your seats will be a few rows better than mine though.
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  • AddictedAddicted Posts: 124
    My 1 and only older brother was a huge PJ fan since the beginning and gave me my first taste of of this great band when i was 16 right after he went to the 94 Miami show. For the 96 Ft. Lauderdale they were not using ticket master so i had to pawn some stuff to pay $150 for a ticket at noon time the day of the show from a scalper and my brother was broke so he said he would catch the next one with me. Right before the show tickets were going for $20 bucks but with all the excitement of my first show i didn't think that this means my brother could now possible be able to go. i called him later and mentioned this among my review of the concert to him and he was like "fuck i woulda went but its ok man". in 98 when the boys came back down to Florida he was out of the country. he became ill and died of cancer within 6 months in 99 so i never got to attend a concert with him. What this all means is FUCK work or anything that might stop you from making a great memory because there is not always a next time.
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  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    Hey Eric, Quit being a Fucking retard and come party with us at MSG. Do you have a slit between your legs?
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  • ZanneZanne Posts: 899
    What a moron!
    Just me
  • spinDrAtlspinDrAtl Posts: 109
    Eric listens to Tiffany and Michael Bolton. Plus he will probably go to the New Kids on The Block reunion show.
    So this is what it's like to be an adult.

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  • kh65kh65 Posts: 946
    spinDrAtl wrote:
    Eric listens to Tiffany and Michael Bolton. Plus he will probably go to the New Kids on The Block reunion show.


    You're right he is going to New Kids. I just saw him buy the tickets. What a pussy. He goes to check out Joey McIntyre, too.
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