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so with the new mini tour coming up...

bettermanofthehourbettermanofthehour Posts: 355
edited June 2008 in The Porch
i thought i would show some love for yellow ledbetter, even flow, betterman, crazymary, rearviewmirror and every other song that Pearl Jam plays....they are all great. I am not going to a single show this tour. but if i was i would enjoy every song.

piss breaks are meant to be taken during the opener...unless pearl jam is the opener....then they are supposed to be taken in the morning.
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    WildsWilds Posts: 4,329
    When ya gotta go........
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    jezebeloriajezebeloria Posts: 600
    Especially if you're drinkin beer :D
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    SpencerSpencer Posts: 867
    Fucking amen!

    Honestly, when you complain about hearing Even Flow, Better Man or Alive every night you know it's perhaps time to stop going to so many shows.
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    dave01dave01 Posts: 1
    oi pearljam is the best and i missed the concerts in 05/06 but please does anyone know if there coming back ima fly to every state to see them lol. everyone that wants them to come to aus we should start a patition or how ever u spell it lol
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    hiding103006hiding103006 Posts: 452
    bettermanofthehour wrote:
    i thought i would show some love for yellow ledbetter, even flow, betterman, crazymary, rearviewmirror and every other song that Pearl Jam plays....they are all great. I am not going to a single show this tour. but if i was i would enjoy every song.

    piss breaks are meant to be taken during the opener...unless pearl jam is the opener....then they are supposed to be taken in the morning.
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    South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,708
    Piss breaks are intended to be taken when you have to pee. I mean would you rather have your kidney's feel like they're going to explode or just get up and go pee? :confused:

    Or is everyone afraid they're going to miss Pearl Jam play "No Way" while they go to the bathroom.
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    BEnglish017BEnglish017 Posts: 455
    South of Seattle wrote:
    Or is everyone afraid they're going to miss Pearl Jam play "No Way" while they go to the bathroom.

    that's why i just piss on myself. it sucks for a while but once it cools down it feels quite nice. joking of course, i just piss on the ground or in a bottle.
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    triangleman12triangleman12 Posts: 193
    But I'm all for piss breaks at shows, of course the beer doesn't help. My piss break strategy . . .

    1. Piss once (twice if you have to) right before you take your seat!
    2. If I need to, I piss only once during showtime.
    3. It's all about timing, you don't want to piss four songs in, because if you have to go again you become "that guy" who keeps interupting everone else in the aisle. If you have to piss around song 4, hold it for an extra 6-7 songs. Pissing around song 10/11 should clear the way for a piss free show til the end, or at least 2nd encore!
    4. I've been in situations where I've held it so long as to not to bother fellow concert goers, it's becomes extremely uncomfortable and so much of a distraction I tune out the concert and focus on not pissing on myself!
    5. I've been to 10 PJ shows, the closest seats about 20 rows back. Obviously, if you're in the first few rows, especially the first row, it's ok to piss on yourself.
    6. Pissing on others is never cool, unless they're into that crazy shit!
    7. Shitting at shows is another topic for another time! :)
    8. These "rules" work best for me, feel free to modify them to accomidate your own bladder.
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    ChazzChazz Somerset, UK Posts: 1,096
    bettermanofthehour wrote:

    piss breaks are meant to be taken during the opener...unless pearl jam is the opener....then they are supposed to be taken in the morning.


    Agreed......plus if its GA and you're on the floor THERE ARE NO PISS BREAKS!
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    P34RL J4MM3RP34RL J4MM3R Posts: 1,313
    You guys need flowmax. My father-in-law takes it and it really helped with his enlarged prostate. Also, if you are urinating a lot, get a checkup, we need you around for the next few tours.
    Seriously.
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    slightofjeffslightofjeff Posts: 7,759
    This is why I have a rule against drinking the day of a PJ concert. Don't drink = no piss breaks.

    I can guzzle beer any night. PJ concerts, on the other hand, are special.
    everybody wants the most they can possibly get
    for the least they could possibly do
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    AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    bettermanofthehour wrote:
    piss breaks are meant to be taken during the opener...unless pearl jam is the opener....then they are supposed to be taken in the morning.

    or during Last Kiss
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    inhiding 1976inhiding 1976 NWI Posts: 580
    Piss bottle men

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    swallowedwordsswallowedwords Posts: 1,093
    Personally, I love beer, but I piss way too frequently when I drink beer. I need to find a stronger alternative to beer, so I don't have to piss as often. Any harder liquor suggestions would be appreciated.
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