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deadnotedeadnote Posts: 1,678
edited April 2008 in The Porch
jeff ament is the only bass player close to my brother and cousin
set your laughter free

dreamer in my dream

we got the guns

i love you,but im..............callin out.........callin out
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  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,396
    what?
    "Well, I think this band is incapable of sucking."
    -my dad after hearing Not for You for the first time on SNL .
  • Gremmie95Gremmie95 Posts: 749
    he/they must be pretty damn good then!

    His name wasn't Cliff Burton was it? Les Claypool maybe?
  • tdubtdub Posts: 226
    i dunno. my brother's pretty damn good. bet he could beat up your brother. and jeff ament. while playing bass better than jeff ament.
  • LukinFanLukinFan Florida Posts: 29,070
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    What a useless thread...
    I used to get "useless" random PMs from this dude. I'm seeing a pattern now...
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    How close is he to them? 3 inches? A few feet? Can you get them to ask him about the new album?
    Smokey Robinson constantly looks like he's trying to act natural after being accused of farting.
  • jdwyer02jdwyer02 Posts: 110
    i think flea would be up there, no?
    "Many people don't know what their life is worth. I do....70 Grand!"
  • Gold 26Gold 26 Posts: 676
    I'm pleased for them! What is the point of this exactly?
    All my favourite singers have stolen all of my best lines.
  • einatshauleinatshaul Posts: 2,219
    ***I'm in Pearl Jam you bitch!***
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    deadnote wrote:
    jeff ament is the only bass player close to my brother and cousin

    deadnote, do you have the blue "three fish" cd? You'd probably like it.
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    If you ask me, this guy has no clue:

    A) What jazz is
    B) Who Les Claypool, Vic Wooten, Stu Hamm, Stanley Clarke, Geddy Lee and Michael Manring are, amongst hundreds of other bassists.
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • nowayimfaithfullnowayimfaithfull Posts: 2,051
    deadnote wrote:
    jeff ament is the only bass player close to my brother and cousin


    So Im taking a stab here. Your cousin and you, go around and try to befriend bass players from bands, Jeff is the only one who acknowledges you 2 and hangs out and gives you guys the ocasional hug and high fives, with a possible I love you man.
    Must be that skateboard mentality.
    Some people have religion I have Pearl Jam.


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  • DPrival78DPrival78 CT Posts: 2,263
    maybe his brother and cousin both live in missoula, and there aren't many bass players there.
    i'm more a fan of popular bands.. like the bee-gees, pearl jam
  • BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,309
    Which one of these is your brother:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dWb-aCWR8U

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRv1p1-UWdE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0EmTvgUILQ

    ?
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • Dirty StuartDirty Stuart Posts: 182
    deadnote wrote:
    jeff ament is the only bass player close to my brother and cousin

    Your brother is your cousin?
    OH: You need to stop buying Pearl Jam stuff, we have no room
    Me: How about we just get a bigger house?

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  • cweeks1111cweeks1111 Posts: 198
    Who actually asked you, though? :)
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