To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity......
WaveCameCrashin
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1. At lunch time sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
2.Page yourself over the intercom at work
3.Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for three weeks then switch to espresso
4.In the memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana"
5.order a diet water when ever you go out to eat with a serious look on your face.
6.specify that your drive through order is to go.
7.sing along at the opera.
8.When the money comes out of the ATM scream I won I won.
9.Tell your kids over dinner ,"due to the economy we are going to have to let on of you go.
10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,and go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Thought some of these were kind of funny so figured I would post
them.
2.Page yourself over the intercom at work
3.Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for three weeks then switch to espresso
4.In the memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana"
5.order a diet water when ever you go out to eat with a serious look on your face.
6.specify that your drive through order is to go.
7.sing along at the opera.
8.When the money comes out of the ATM scream I won I won.
9.Tell your kids over dinner ,"due to the economy we are going to have to let on of you go.
10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,and go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Thought some of these were kind of funny so figured I would post
them.
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