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soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I always sit on my couch with my computer on my lap. It gets super hot and it's sitting on certain delicate parts of the anatomy... is this going to cause problems in function down the line? What's the medical community say about it?
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  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    edited March 2009
    How about you have unprotected sex with as many women as you can, and then in 9 months you can tell us if you are or aren't. :lol:
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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    How about you have unprotected sex with as many women as you can, and then in 9 months you call tell us if are or aren't. :lol:

    I'm willing to suffer through your regimen, for the sake of science of course!
  • __ Posts: 6,651
    soulsinging wrote:
    I always sit on my couch with my computer on my lap. It gets super hot and it's sitting on certain delicate parts of the anatomy... is this going to cause problems in function down the line? What's the medical community say about it?

    Yes. Heating up the testicles can damage sperm. That's why you don't want to hang out in a hot tub if you're trying to make babies. Of course, I don't have any studies to cite, so I may just be talking out of my ass.
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    scb wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    I always sit on my couch with my computer on my lap. It gets super hot and it's sitting on certain delicate parts of the anatomy... is this going to cause problems in function down the line? What's the medical community say about it?

    Yes. Heating up the testicles can damage sperm. That's why you don't want to hang out in a hot tub if you're trying to make babies. Of course, I don't have any studies to cite, so I may just be talking out of my ass.

    I don't care about the sperm, that's be a relief. I can barely care for myself adequately, no need to add a human pooping machine to the mix. I just want to make sure the equipment won't stop working. That'd be a bummer.
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    soulsinging wrote:
    Thorns2010 wrote:
    How about you have unprotected sex with as many women as you can, and then in 9 months you call tell us if are or aren't. :lol:

    I'm willing to suffer through your regimen, for the sake of science of course!


    Thata boy!

    Dear lord I need to proofread my posts for grammar!
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    You seem to have a lot on your mind these days:

    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=93307

    :lol:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    soulsinging wrote:
    I always sit on my couch with my computer on my lap. It gets super hot and it's sitting on certain delicate parts of the anatomy... is this going to cause problems in function down the line? What's the medical community say about it?

    Probably not, but this might:

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  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    whoprincess wrote:
    You seem to have a lot on your mind these days:

    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=93307

    :lol:

    I have deep thoughts when I stay up late :)

    Seattle, that wasn't nice ;)
  • bee_boybee_boy Posts: 384
    South of Seattle wrote:
    soulsinging wrote:
    I always sit on my couch with my computer on my lap. It gets super hot and it's sitting on certain delicate parts of the anatomy... is this going to cause problems in function down the line? What's the medical community say about it?

    Probably not, but this might:

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,rodsie22.jpg

    What, letting Rosie O'Donnell sit on your lap? I don't think that would damage your package... it would certainly kill you, though.
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    this is the same reason I never let my nuts talk on the phone anymore.
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  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Yes, your balls will fry and shrivel like roasted chestnuts (if they haven't already). My suggestion: lay off the porn and put a real person on your certain delicate parts every once in a while.

    Delukin, MD
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I heard it's not good..better find a table to put your laptop on :p
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • JordyWordyJordyWordy Posts: 2,261
    wait, so cooking the boys with a laptop before a big night will keep the swimmers at bay?

    amazing. im off to have some fun....
  • fanch75fanch75 Posts: 3,734
    I wore a suit to get my vasectomy. Because, if I'm going to be impo-tent, I'm gonna look impo-tent.
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    this is the same reason I never let my nuts talk on the phone anymore.
    Sounds about right
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