The Questions My Clients Ask Me (Tax Related)

JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,627
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I am a CPA, and some of my clients ask me such questions as:

How much of my income do I need to report?
Do I need to report my income if I don't receive a 1099?
Are these expenses high enough, or can I add more?

Since I need to show some semblance of being ethical, I usually tell them that I will report the amounts they provide me, and I assume they have substantiation in case of an audit.

People don't realize that the IRS can request bank statements if you are audited, which allows them to find unreported income, and, if your tax return shows low income, but you have very high mortgage interest and property tax, they will want to know how you can afford your lifestyle.

Today, a client called me, and asked me to do his taxes. When I reminded him that he has to file as married filing joint, or married filing separate, he advised that he wanted to file single so that his wife would qualify for some tax credit. I reminded him that I knew he was married, and thus, it would be too shady for me to file him as single.

I am glad that I can get rid of bothersome clients by playing the "ethics card" !!
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    hahahahaha. God I love LA.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,627
    OMG, does everything have to be attributed to being "L.A." related!

    Sheesh!
    :)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    OMG, does everything have to be attributed to being "L.A." related!

    Sheesh!
    :)

    Only if you post it. :lol:
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am a CPA, and some of my clients ask me such questions as:

    How much of my income do I need to report?
    Do I need to report my income if I don't receive a 1099?
    Are these expenses high enough, or can I add more?

    Better than a client telling you you're wrong and that he doesn't need to report his income because no one gave him a 1099 ;)
  • it's just like House says, "everybody lies."
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,627
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am a CPA, and some of my clients ask me such questions as:

    How much of my income do I need to report?
    Do I need to report my income if I don't receive a 1099?
    Are these expenses high enough, or can I add more?

    Better than a client telling you you're wrong and that he doesn't need to report his income because no one gave him a 1099 ;)

    I have heard them all!

    One year, a married couple admitted that the husband didn't have a greencard, and that he performed self-employed jobs under his wife's social security number. I ran like hell!
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,484
    My tax guy is named Vinnie Boombah.....he works out of his van. :mrgreen:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,315
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    I am a CPA, and some of my clients ask me such questions as:

    How much of my income do I need to report?
    Do I need to report my income if I don't receive a 1099?
    Are these expenses high enough, or can I add more?

    Since I need to show some semblance of being ethical, I usually tell them that I will report the amounts they provide me, and I assume they have substantiation in case of an audit.

    People don't realize that the IRS can request bank statements if you are audited, which allows them to find unreported income, and, if your tax return shows low income, but you have very high mortgage interest and property tax, they will want to know how you can afford your lifestyle.

    Today, a client called me, and asked me to do his taxes. When I reminded him that he has to file as married filing joint, or married filing separate, he advised that he wanted to file single so that his wife would qualify for some tax credit. I reminded him that I knew he was married, and thus, it would be too shady for me to file him as single.

    I am glad that I can get rid of bothersome clients by playing the "ethics card" !!

    you mean they don't come in looking for write-offs like this:

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