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i crashed into another car this morning

dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
edited September 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
I bumped into a car this morning... the other driver got out of his car. Took him ages and i was beginning to think maybe i'd hurt him... anyway... eventually he got out.... and he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted.... 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'






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oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    lol! outstanding!
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  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    dunkman wrote:
    I bumped into a car this morning... the other driver got out of his car. Took him ages and i was beginning to think maybe i'd hurt him... anyway... eventually he got out.... and he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted.... 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

    That one never gets old :lol:
    I need a coffee!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Irish Al wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    I bumped into a car this morning... the other driver got out of his car. Took him ages and i was beginning to think maybe i'd hurt him... anyway... eventually he got out.... and he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted.... 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

    That one never gets old :lol:


    it's the Benjamin Button of jokes ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Hahaha! That was great.
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    Litle people have felling you know! :x litle feelings but feelings none the less! :lol:

    Thanks bro you made my day!
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  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    LMFAO... true story? ;):lol:
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  • TravelarTravelar Kalamazoo, USA Posts: 3,410
    Hahahaha... That's hilarious.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I'm not gonna lie---took me a few seconds to "get" it!!

    Ha-ha.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Lizard wrote:
    I'm not gonna lie---took me a few seconds to "get" it!!

    Ha-ha.


    me too....i think it's dunk's scottish brogue that threw me :oops: :P :lol::mrgreen:
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    norm wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    I'm not gonna lie---took me a few seconds to "get" it!!

    Ha-ha.


    me too....i think it's dunk's scottish brogue that threw me :oops: :P :lol::mrgreen:

    That was the funniest thing I've heard all day! :D
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    hahaha
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Haha dunkman. That will certainly get a run at the pub tonight.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

    How could anyone stoop so low?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    haha Good one.......the first joke......not the second.
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    :lol:
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  • nuffingmannuffingman Posts: 3,014
    My wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day.

    I think someone put him up to it.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    good ones dunk funny shit. :D
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    dunkman wrote:
    I bumped into a car this morning... the other driver got out of his car. Took him ages and i was beginning to think maybe i'd hurt him... anyway... eventually he got out.... and he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted.... 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'






    ;)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    dunkman wrote:
    I bumped into a car this morning... the other driver got out of his car. Took him ages and i was beginning to think maybe i'd hurt him... anyway... eventually he got out.... and he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and shouted.... 'I AM NOT HAPPY! !!'
    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?'






    ;)

    bwahahaha

    thank goodness the scottish invented insurance then eh?? ;):mrgreen:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,981
    haha this is just like the "i have the worst job in the world" thread.
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  • YourDirtisMyfoodYourDirtisMyfood Boston Posts: 4,655
    rhcpjam6306 wrote:
    haha this is just like the "i have the worst job in the world" thread.


    I think he's trying to get added to the "Greatest Running Jokes on the Ten Club" thread. :D
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