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Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
edited February 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
They drive me crazy sometimes...I don't get them. :x
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
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    Norm, on women ... click me
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdrVkPBy5nw

    Dylan Moran on women
    The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
    Verona??? it's all surmountable
    Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
    Wembley? We all believe!
    Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
    Chicago 07? And love
    What a different life
    Had I not found this love with you
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    It's like my dad always said: "if its got boobs or wheels its bound to give you trouble..."
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    :roll: I don't get 'em either. still trying to figure myself out :?
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    DeLukin wrote:
    It's like my dad always said: "if its got boobs or wheels its bound to give you trouble..."

    Any thing with wheels can be fixed given enough time and money.....

    I'm one step closer to building my log cabin in the woods and typing my manifesto
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    Motha Judson wrote:
    Any thing with wheels can be fixed given enough time and money.....
    I'm one step closer to building my log cabin in the woods and typing my manifesto
    Hahaha! Just know you're not alone, brother. :)
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    comebackgirl wrote:
    :roll: I don't get 'em either. still trying to figure myself out :?

    Haha !! I guess Men shouldn't feel bad if women can't figure themselves out ;):D
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives... :twisted:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Can't live with em, can't shoot em.
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    Heres a quote I just love:

    "If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. " 8-)

    -Dave Chappelle
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Motha Judson wrote:
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:
    Oh?
    Then shouldn't this thread be called Woman? :roll:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    whoprincess wrote:
    Motha Judson wrote:
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:
    Oh?
    Then shouldn't this thread be called Woman? :roll:

    I guess you're right....but I've noticed a trend with the women I date...... :?
  • __ Posts: 6,651
    Motha Judson wrote:
    I've noticed a trend with the women I date...... :?

    Maybe it's you...
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    I never met a woman I did not love or want to love. Social constraints do come into play so that I don't get into too much trouble. And that is MY problem.

    Women cannot be faulted for being so beautiful and sexy. :o;) :shock: ;)
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    scb wrote:
    Motha Judson wrote:
    I've noticed a trend with the women I date...... :?

    Maybe it's you...

    I'm starting to think so
  • kenny olavkenny olav Posts: 3,319
    so tempting to post a youtube clip showing hilarious examples of various womens' lack of driving ability...

    however, the worst accidents are usually caused my men, so...
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    If it wasn't for their pelt, there'd be a bounty on 'em. ;)
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    scb wrote:
    Motha Judson wrote:
    I've noticed a trend with the women I date...... :?

    Maybe it's you...

    Then again, maybe it's not? Maybe it's them.
  • FoxyMopFoxyMop Posts: 303
    Motha Judson wrote:
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:

    How's the ultimatum working out for you? :mrgreen:
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    FoxyMop wrote:
    Motha Judson wrote:
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:

    How's the ultimatum working out for you? :mrgreen:

    Its not....I don't think it works

    I don't see myself talking to her again....

    :|
  • soulsingingsoulsinging Posts: 13,202
    Motha Judson wrote:
    FoxyMop wrote:
    Motha Judson wrote:
    The woman in question has 24 hours to respond....otherwise its over. I don't put up with B.S.......and this is pushing it. :arrow:

    How's the ultimatum working out for you? :mrgreen:

    Its not....I don't see myself talking to her again....oh well....such is life

    :|

    Does she post here? Maybe she didn't see your ultimatum... she is aware of it isn't she?
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    soulsinging wrote:

    Does she post here? Maybe she didn't see your ultimatum... she is aware of it isn't she?

    If shes a PJ fan and posts here, I made a big mistake....

    BUT, I'm over it now..there are plenty more out there......
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