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AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
edited March 2009 in All Encompassing Trip
My new favorite infomercial!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8


I need one.
This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    "It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make great stuff..."

    I love that guy...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    milarso wrote:
    "It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make great stuff..."

    I love that guy...
    I KNOW! It's just plain awesomeness. A *CLASSIC* informercial.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    AmentsChick wrote:
    milarso wrote:
    "It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make great stuff..."

    I love that guy...
    I KNOW! It's just plain awesomeness. A *CLASSIC* informercial.

    If they still had Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV, I'd love to see this guy take on Billy Mays...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    milarso wrote:
    AmentsChick wrote:
    milarso wrote:
    "It's made in Germany! You know the Germans make great stuff..."

    I love that guy...
    I KNOW! It's just plain awesomeness. A *CLASSIC* informercial.

    If they still had Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV, I'd love to see this guy take on Billy Mays...
    Billy mays would TOTALLY take him down.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    "Ya followin me Camera Guy?"
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    whoprincess wrote:
    "Ya followin me Camera Guy?"

    Apparently Shamwow can't afford a boom mic, and he has to use one of those Gwen Stefani face mics...
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    He's so convincing I can't believe he hasn't advanced to greater career heights. I think I have to get me some Shamwow! :)
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    my buddy got me a set of these for my birthday, and at that moment, happier i could not be.

    however, don't believe the hype. apparently this is the one thing germans fucked up on (other than that other thing).

    i like the parody on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

    i imagine this is how bostonlou sounds :)
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    I want to punch that dude in the face but I can't stop watching him every time its on.
    That slap-chop gizmo he sells is far more entertaining than the Shamwow for my money though
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    glad to hear it's all hype...

    and does anyone have the iron-looking paint thing? reminds me of the shamwow thing.
    I love to turn you on
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    Yellow Ledbelly wrote:
    I want to punch that dude in the face but I can't stop watching him every time its on.
    That slap-chop gizmo he sells is far more entertaining than the Shamwow for my money though

    agreed. best line ever: "you're gonna love my nuts."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

    0:55
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,635
    Billy Mays always badmouths the Shamwow fella because he knocked-off Billy's product.

    I love how he uses the word "cola".....do people still call it that?

    This morning, I knocked my bedside glass of diet coke onto the carpet......I immediately thought of using a Shamwow!
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    This morning, I knocked my bedside glass of diet coke onto the carpet......I immediately thought of using a Shamwow!

    Don't you mean "cola"?
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,635
    AmentsChick wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    This morning, I knocked my bedside glass of diet coke onto the carpet......I immediately thought of using a Shamwow!

    Don't you mean "cola"?

    Nope, it was diet COKE!
    :)

    I knocked it over while I was in the middle of a dream....I think I was hitting someone! Right after it happened, my girlfriend jumped out of bed to clean it up....kinda trippy!
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    AmentsChick wrote:
    JOEJOEJOE wrote:
    This morning, I knocked my bedside glass of diet coke onto the carpet......I immediately thought of using a Shamwow!

    Don't you mean "cola"?

    Nope, it was diet COKE!
    :)

    I knocked it over while I was in the middle of a dream....I think I was hitting someone! Right after it happened, my girlfriend jumped out of bed to clean it up....kinda trippy!

    Maybe you tried to hit her...and she was rushing to get out of the way?
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    I am the owner of the Shamwow and they do work. :)
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    I am the owner of the Shamwow and they do work. :)

    Was it the informercial?? Is that what sold you on them?! :D
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    AmentsChick wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    I am the owner of the Shamwow and they do work. :)

    Was it the informercial?? Is that what sold you on them?! :D

    Not really but it kinda helped. It was more of a joke and I split the cost with someone. But they work great in the kitchen wiping up excess water.
  • Ridin The WaveRidin The Wave Posts: 552
    I have no idea how much validity there is to this story, but this guy's on my "good people" list just based on the fact that it could be true...

    http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
  • so-much-clearerso-much-clearer Posts: 303
    billymaysforzabadacs0.jpg
    HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR F YOU VINCE

    I haven't tried the Shamwow but I've had a super-towel like it for years, it's nothing new =/
    I'll wait for an angel, but won't hold my breath
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,635
    I knocked it over while I was in the middle of a dream....I think I was hitting someone! Right after it happened, my girlfriend jumped out of bed to clean it up....kinda trippy![/quote]

    Maybe you tried to hit her...and she was rushing to get out of the way?[/quote]

    In my dream, I was taking a swing at 2 close friends of mine who were purposely dicking around when were trying to make plans to meet somewhere. (one of them is always late, so there is a foundation to the dream!)
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Ridin The Wave wrote:
    I have no idea how much validity there is to this story, but this guy's on my "good people" list just based on the fact that it could be true...

    http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer


    if that's true then i have less hate for the guy.... :)
  • FoxyMopFoxyMop Posts: 303
    Shamwow ain't got nuthin on the Snuggie!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
  • Motha JudsonMotha Judson Posts: 104
    I think that guy is a meth head
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    sweet adeline wrote:
    my buddy got me a set of these for my birthday, and at that moment, happier i could not be.

    however, don't believe the hype. apparently this is the one thing germans fucked up on (other than that other thing).

    i like the parody on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

    i imagine this is how bostonlou sounds :)
    LMFAO!!!

    "soft enough to caress a baby
    strong enough to smother it"
    HAHAHA!
    I love it.
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    ShamWow is a SHAM. Wow.

    According to this:
    http://consumerist.com/5159314/shamwow- ... a-scam-wow

    Say it ain't so, Vince...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • milarsomilarso Posts: 1,280
    DeLukin wrote:
    ShamWow is a SHAM. Wow.

    According to this:
    http://consumerist.com/5159314/shamwow- ... a-scam-wow

    Say it ain't so, Vince...

    He's completely redeemed himself in my eyes...

    http://community.atom.com/Post/AntiScientologyInfomercials/03EFBFFFF0182C7B8000800AE87F1/
    "The dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' her easy for all us sinners."
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    How freaking rad is that?

    "Regardless of his motive, you have to respect the sheer balls of a man who is attempting to tear down a faulty - but nonetheless international and extremely influential - religion armed only with the ability to slap vegetables apart into tiny cubes, and soak up unreasonable amounts of liquid with glorified carpet foam."

    Who cares if ShamWow is a sham - You RULE Vince!
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • WaveCameCrashinWaveCameCrashin Posts: 2,929
    the slap chop is even funnier :lol:
  • Thorns2010Thorns2010 Posts: 2,201
    Hmmm...this all seems so bloody familiar :mrgreen: !
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